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I did a google search for "Afghan dog" and this was the 4th and 5th site returned: http://www.hosanna1.com/  Good old-fashioned horrible appearance. Bad backgrounds, unreadable text, awful animated gifs... I thought pages like this had died out. "BEST VIEWED WITH INTERNET EXPLORER Ver 6+ WHY? TO HEAR AWESOME MUSIC" Oh boy. If this turned out to be a joke, I'd be overjoyed and not embarrassed.
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Ghosts? In my vagina? Just part of a larger paranormal site, but I found this page especially entertaining.  "I'm Old Gregg!" 
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http://www.fictionmania.com/ It's a site to post all of your horrible transvestite fiction. And some of your transvestite anime fanfiction.
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I managed to navigate through Hosanna1 a bit and I came across this gem: http://www.aalf.ws/smoking/PressRelease/ It's design is amazing and it's message is important! It's about smoking or freedom or something. 
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http://joechiappetta.blogspot.com/ My life is an action-packed adventure as a Christian husband, father of three and a cartoonist. Silly Daddy is the unplugged "Family Circus" of today's generation. Imagine Van Gogh with a wife and kids in the 21ST century. Or cross "Peanuts" with the movie "Nacho Libre." That's Silly Daddy, the Xeric Award winning comic, established 1991. Parenting has rarely been more profound, silly or profoundly silly.   
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Jan Michael Vincent tribute page. A page devoted to everyone's favorite paramedic-suing fake helicopter pilot. Not only is it about Jan Michael Vincent; it's in french, and has the ugliest page design I've ever seen.
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Not many on here at the moment but sometimes there's as many as 25 people here. http://www.wichita.gov/CityOffices/Police/FieldServices/North/Prostitution+Page.htm
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Oh god my eyes. Some guy's devoted hiking/trail/camping spot. http://www.4peaks.com/fotrails.htm 
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http://www.boytoydolls.com/home.html Basically it's only of those Real girl sites, but something sets it apart from the others. The pictures in the Doll care section will haunt me for years to come. For the feint of heart do not go more than halfway down that page. Seeing the "pelvic insert" being taken out is nothing short of horrifying. That and the face/ eye replacement.
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I'm not a racist, far from it, but searching for a news story about a highschool that had many kids exposed to aids brought me to http://www.chimpout.com About as racist as you can get next to Stormfront.org I don't know SA policy on racist sites so if this is in violation I will remove it.
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Playing DotA posted:I'm not a racist, far from it, but searching for a news story about a highschool that had many kids exposed to aids brought me to http://www.chimpout.com About as racist as you can get next to Stormfront.org the whole thing reads like a bad attempt at comedy or satire... I'm not sure if it's serious or not. It seems too stupid to be serious, but then who would devote that much time to it if it wasn't?
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https://www.carstuckgirls.com It's about girls getting stuck in mud/snow/sand with their cars 
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http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm The Velvet Vulva Really expensive purses shaped like vaginas. 
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Making fun of furries has become passe at this point, but what the gently caress people?! http://www.bad-dragon.com I feel sick after reading a few forum posts, this is beyond offensive.
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http://www.thomaskinkade.com/ Thomas Kinkade is a person who creates terrible art  who is notorius for mass marketing posters brushed up by licenced painters under his name, and is found at such establishments as QVC and hallmark. but, what really makes him special is that some of his works are, not just an affront to god (according to wikipedia), but, also comically kitsch.   Thomas Kinkade prints truly are the croc shoes of the art world. (oh, and he scammed people too)
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Meet Puppenfriseur. This is a German chap who cuts dolls' hair, and as far as I can tell from the broken English in his descriptions, he gets off on it and all. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k-WrWPsu8Kw&feature=related quote:The Scissors are want to play with this long Hair. This was the last Play with Scissors for this beautful long Hair. Look at Longhaircut 16. I cut off this long Hair. I distroy it. And you can enjoy this. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ZY7X_AIH4 quote:This Hair looks like Hippiehair. I will distroy this long Hippiehair. I cut it off. I will give her a Stupid Haircut. Comments: "creepy!" "its a doll" "psychology you have problems, you go from a neuropsychology because you are treated" Edit: When asked by one user "whats the point in putting a video of u cutting a dolls hair?", he replied, "I have many Fun about this." Stottie Kyek fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Nov 2, 2008 |
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Oh holy hell I just remembered another one. Hanty Panty http://panty.hanty.net/ Runo the Dollmaker is a Japanese lass who makes anime ragdolls and panties made of handkerchiefs, and freely admits she translated the site into English through Babelfish. "You creative mom should make handmade pants for your pretty little daughter. The left is for mother. Oh! Child has bigger hips than mom's? This is an elastic magic."  The men's version:  And the ragdolls aren't left out either:  For some reason there's also a nice little ragdoll photostory about how mermaid babby is formed.
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Stottie Kyek posted:Oh holy hell I just remembered another one. You missed the best one. http://kids.nunodoll.com/lifesize/girl08.html Life sized maid doll. She notes that she has big breasts. Don't worry, she has one for small breasts too. http://kids.nunodoll.com/lifesize/girl09.html Edit: What am I saying? Who needs maids when you got Jesus! http://dolls.nunodoll.com/jesus.html VVV As someone who does crafts I recognize that her work is really good. I wish I could sew half as well as she could. But a life-sized maid with huge breasts? Really? Wandering Knitter fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Oct 31, 2008 |
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To be fair to her, she is good at what she does and she has a very nice gloves pattern on there that I've used a few times. Apart from that it is a bit weird. edit: You're right, REALLY weird. Stottie Kyek fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Nov 1, 2008 |
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Madlad posted:http://www.thomaskinkade.com/
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I recently remembered that there's a kids section of the CIA website, so out of curiosity, I visited the websites of the FBI, CIA and NSA. The first two had kids sections that seemed to be nice, intelligent and informative. Then I went to the NSA website and found this: America's CryptoKids. Although I didn't dare look very deeply, it's not the possible furry interpretation that worries me so much that it smacks of propaganda. I'm not very good at putting things into words so I'll allow you to follow my experience by visiting these links in the order that I visited them. CIA Kids Page FBI Kids Page NSA Kids Page BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Nov 11, 2008 |
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http://dynamicreflections.ning.com/ holy poo poo 
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Madlad posted:http://www.thomaskinkade.com/ Also, a terrible movie: http://www.thechristmascottagemovie.com/ This is a movie about his life that he made, while he's still alive.
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Okay, so I was at the Fred Meyers (a grocery chain here in the Pacific NW) last night getting some last minute Thanksgiving shopping done when I ran into Batter Blaster! http://www.batterblaster.com/ What is it you may ask? It is a line of aerosol pancake batter! You know what else? It's organic! So you have nothing to fear. So far it is only available in original flavor. I guess it would be pretty hard to make blueberries or chocolate chips to come out of the nozzle. The commercial is also strange and repeats it's jingle (both sung and said in a bizarre monotone) more than 3 times I believe...
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e: I was a piece of poo poo, jesus
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https://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com It's exactly what you'd expect from the URL- tons of photos taken by people who think their cats look like Hitler (the cats are hence nicknamed "Kitlers"). And yes, they even have a forum.
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http://www.theangelfestival.com/index.html THE ANGEL FESTIVAL is where angels fly to! Oh boy, the navigation is one big image! 
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I just want to say thank you for showing me a dog that is painted like a basketball.
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http://www.reborn-baby.com/ this link it is terrible
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Prologue: After Y2K broke some guys old computer, he purchased a new one, and turned to Flash animation, and more specifically, releasing the terrors of Flash onto the web. The internet has never been the same since. The entire site is flash, and not the cool feature-enriched kind. just look at the front page.  http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/ - See what I mean?From what I've seen, this could be the most horrifying animation I've ever seen. David Firth, you've got a run for your money. http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/cumbersnatch/precumbersnatch.htmlEdit: Other hits include, "Father Tucker The Child Fucker", "Rats on Cocaine", and who could forget about "Premie Petey: The Living Abortion". Yes, really. Maide fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Dec 10, 2008 |
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http://wesclark.com/ubn/ "The Utah Baby Namer" gives out names that are distinctively Utah Mormon. Such names include: Stockton Malone Shannon doah Timberland Miner Jordan River Justa Cowgirl Blessing Ream Celestial Dawn LaDonnaJosephrania
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https://www.duh-real.com Click the picture on the left and watch the videos. lovely 3d animation + Spike Lee circa 1990 + David Lynch + pure unadulterated schizophrenia.
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His Power Portal http://www.hispowerportal.com/ Connecting the Body of Christ Home page that manages to bog down the most powerful of computers? Check. Really, really corny/bad graphics? Check and see below. "Blog" posts full of paranoid, crazy, and just downright hilarious content? Check. It is basically a repository of every email your fundy christian family member has ever sent you, but of course taken seriously and treated as urgent. You have to register (free) to see the full articles, but here's a few good titles: OBAMA and SATAN - Is there a connection? eHarmony and homosexual agendas Jesus is Better than Santa Same-Sex Unions and Child Sacrifice Bailed-out AIG offers Islamic insurance to U.S. Rathergate II: Certification of Live Birth a clear forgery What if the President was a FRAUD? A brief excerpt from one of my favorites, Obama and Satan: quote:The overlooked imperious theme of Michelle Obama’s convention speech was “the world as it should be.” She used the phrase four times, emphasizing that she and Barack are “committed” to “building the world as it should be.” Mrs. Obama often speaks about remaking the world, as she did at the end of her UCLA speech: “We can change the world. Yes we can.” But how do she and her husband imagine that they are going to effect this change? Michelle’s own carefully considered written words give us a frightening clue, suggesting that the Obamas look to television personality, Oprah Winfrey, as their guide and inspiration in world affairs. What is doubly frightening is that Oprah looks, in turn, to her mentally deranged guru, Eckhart Tolle, and Tolle looks, in turn, to his inner “Source,” an exact match for Satan. I'm considering getting some business cards printed up with Mentally Deranged Guru as my title. I'll leave you with a few choice graphics pulled from random articles:   
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http://www.kittywigs.com This website offers wigs for your cats. It is really quite horrible I submitted a much prettier version through the non forum list. But I figured I'd add this here as well:   I get the feeling that they had their previous cats stuffed in wig sporting conditions. The website goes to state quote:Kitty Wigs™ is a product of the feverish imagination of Julie Jackson & her siamese partner in crime, Boone. Sometimes the pressure of Julie's day job (Subversive Cross Stitch), combined with Boone's constant state of leisure results in loud music, wigs and dancing. The website goes even further by sporting images of what cats would look like if they were people!  And what people would look like if they were cats as well. A seriously demented site that attempts to sell overpriced wigs to obsessed and equally insane cat owners. quote:The fruit of our combined labor should be much more omnipresent in 2009... ain't no stoppin' us now! You'll be seeing a lot more of Boone and Chicken, too... We can only pray the recession hits them hard. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Dec 24, 2008 |
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http://www.dogpoweredscooter.com/ YOU WILL LOVE THE TOTAL STABILITY OF THE TRIKE AND THE SPORTS CAR TYPE HANDLING WITH POWERFUL STEERING AND BRAKING. DOG MUSHING IS A SERIOUS SPORT ONLY CONSCIENCIOUS AND CARING DOGS OWNERS NEED APPLY THE RIGGING TO THE DOG IS ONLY 3 INCHES LONG (USES A RUBBER STRAP AND SPRING FOR SHOCK ABSORPTION) SO THEY ARE PRETTY "HARD" WIRED INTO THIS SYSTEM AND "FEEL" EVERYTHING 
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https://www.911twenty.com/flare/next Are you worried that you might forget all about 9/11? Fake Liberian money will ensure you never forget! It's bigger than American money and therefore better! It's a piece of history! Buy it for $20 because 9 + 11 equals 20! A bulletin!? What happened?! Did those Muslims knock down the twin towers again?!  What's this? Finally I can be prepared for the seventh anniversary of the tragedy that made Bush our greatest president!  The towers look just like they did in the gleaming sunlight of that fateful morning  Oh it's so beautiful I wish I could buy enough for all my friends at the bingo hall  
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This is the page witht the winners of the 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championship. There are some seriously awful/unreal facial hair styles on this page. http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wbmcwinners.shtml
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K&K Mime http://kkmime.com/main.html If you can sit through the massively long load screen, you're treated to a psychedelic Jesus-freakout of a website. Click on any link to learn about this dynamic duo of gospel-mimes, and you're treated to an epileptic seizure! "Put you hands together!"
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Orgasmic birthing, just weird. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Story?id=6120045&page=1
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GotTackle.com http://www.gottackle.com/ A Fishing Tackle store with cheap .wav file scares around every page.
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