tony danzas ho posted:

You're against equal rights for cripples, ain't ya?

tony danzas ho posted:

poolshark posted:

are you blind in one eye or something

DCAnderson posted:

I don't think I was able to properly enjoy the video, because the entire time all I could think was "what does this guy have against washing his hair?"

Revvik posted:

yeah I forgot to mention that as well, which seems impossible considering the image of it is burned into my loving eyes right now god it's all I can see how long until the pain goes away?

MichaelFlatley posted:

I love this girl and she smiled and leaned all over onto my side of the couch despite the common social boundaries of one couch cushion per occupant. we were now taking up 3 between the two of us and, like, every half-drunk time before I started to admit something I've done wrong today maybe I've killed somebody, stole stocks or even broken an expensive piece of someone's self conscience, but like some 1am confessional she puts on her half-wrinkled nose preacher face I don't even think Jesus would forgive me but her laughter is like oceans washing over broken glass and recently dumped dead bodies but only the pretty bodies and I love this girl.

I take 3 dramatic pauses between periodical sips of my wine...