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BSG posted:I'm quite the fish UNDER water, but because of the metal in my back, my but floats and my upper body sinks. I end upside down if I'm not careful! I can't tread water, so I just have to swim to the side and pull myself up. I usually like to swim with hot women because I have to hang on to someone. The ladies like my honesty. Yeah so this never happened. Unless the woman thought he was just a small boy being cute and precocious. J. Bansal fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Aug 27, 2007 |
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"I might end up grabbing your boob if I start to sink."
"I'd like that."
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"A collection of absolutely hilarious stories from the Gold rated, 20 paged Something Awful GBS thread "The Dwarf Knight Adventures" now for mass consumption. My 3 foot tall adventures include Kirby Puckett, Matt Rowloff, Fat Ex Girlfriends, Nearly Dying, and 25 other awesome stories that'll make you more hyped up than 300 did" ughhhhh
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Platter posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP_gvAEMd8g Are his fingers so small and fat that he can't button his shirt? That's somewhat depressing.
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Aug 28, 2007 07:02
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*sends bully to the ER*
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Weezy F Baby posted:Did you seriously expect people to believe you actually got into a fight with a guy, won, and changed his life? about as much as he expects us to believe he swims with hot chicks all the time and grabs their tits at will
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Aug 28, 2007 21:47
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haha look at all those human being 'dumpers typing about me. I care so little about their opinions it's laughable, *puts on sock using hook*
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Hudson posted:They why did you close the thread about women throwing themselves at you when people started to call you out? because of his massive ego and because he cares so little what people think.
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BSG posted:You'd think people with that kind of money could hire someone with fashion senses? and you'd think someone who was 3 feet tall would have a nice personality and not be an arrogant prick, but yet here we are
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BSG posted:
The only way you could level with us is if you hacked off our legs
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BSG posted:Hey guys, did you read that post in GBS where the midget said he survived a piece of rebar to the chest? He made up some bullshit bone condition to boost his superhero ego. It must be great living in a fantasy world full of oversexed women who are really just trying to be seen paying attention to dwarfs. you sound like you're having fun
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BSG posted:
Ok so then LOGICALLY tell us how a 3 foot tall midget who can't button his shirt, walk, or swim sent a bully to the ER.
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Aug 28, 2007 22:39
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Did you teach the metal rod a valuable life lesson in the process?
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BSG posted:I can't keep my head above the water without support. support of silicon filled stripper breasts...yeaaaaahhhhh
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"The WWE website reports that the man who plays Mini-Dust is 33 year old Jeff Patterson, a Seattle native, who now resides in Tucson, Ariz. The story notes that Patterson, who wrestles on the indy scene as Pitbull Patterson, claims to be the strongest midget in the world (300 lb. bench press) and competed on the U.S. Disabled Team at the 1992 World Championships in Aussen, Holland" so you like the strongest midget in the world too? Edit: for reference this is him  this is you 
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MichaelFlatley posted:So I Google'd it, and you're right, it's not rare. Why this guy, Adam Alderman my midget beats yours
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brainguy posted:not only is he a midget, but also an ant, able to lift 3 times his own weight! ants can lift a lot more than that i thought
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i take it back i could totally see you doing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTJBq9R6xw my apologies
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I'm not sure who the bigger ladies man is itt. Notjesus if you were holding onto a woman in a pool what would you say to her?
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I Am Ready posted:I told you to flee. Flee and never return. This is for your own good. since you have nothing to hide who rereg are you?
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Pizzlefish posted:I am still marveling at the fact he found 18 complete losers willing to pay for a poorly printed copy of his bullshit stories they just read for free online. 18? wtf I thought he sold 2
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Kanacus posted:I'm supposed to believe that you can dress someone? You can barely dress yourself, as seen on YouTube. No doubt you could put them to bed though, right Goliath? I think the fact that some drunk chick wanted to gently caress him and he said no trumps that in the unbelievable department. Not only does he get a poo poo load of pussy but he turns it down as well.
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Agitate! Agitate! posted:your rhymes are pretty weak, dude both literally and figuratively
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