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Quixotic
Sep 2, 2004


This just cements my belief that anyone who such much as mentions the word "ephebophilia" is just a pedophile looking for an out

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Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



here's some of the repostable stuff found, there's tons that i wouldn't put on SA, even in helldump

quote:

SUBJ: OH MY loving HOLY GOD IT'S JULIANNA IN A BIKINI!

twenty pedophiles posted:






Xizer, in a subject about masturbation posted:

This is why I run a LazyTown forum.




 


and oh my good god horse porn with the lazytown girl's head pasted over the real girl's

Goatstein fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2007 around 06:35

Bon Clay
Dec 12, 2005

by Ozmaugh


also to the person who came in as "objection" and anyone who is going to go on IRC: try to avoid it considering he's a disgusting pedophile who uses proxies and will probably get paranoid if he sees too many strangers in the channel

Mind Riot
Aug 6, 2006

by Fragmaster


Crumbunist posted:

Surprise surprise, he has an account at LUELinks.

normally id google this poo poo, but im honestly afraid. what is it?

but god, word of the nws forum is more than enough to perma this son of a bitch

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

some jorts are bigger than others


quote:

I decided to change the pedo smilie code to :pe?do: - pedo inside colons.

I'm glad to see it's getting positive reactions - I blatantly stole this from Something Awful's forums because I found it to be appropriate for the discussions that pop up on LazyTown forums.

well ungh

Bon Clay
Dec 12, 2005

by Ozmaugh


Mind Riot posted:

normally id google this poo poo, but im honestly afraid. what is it?

but god, word of the nws forum is more than enough to perma this son of a bitch

luelinks is a gamefaqs forum for people who want to pretend they're posting on 4chan

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



Mind Riot posted:

normally id google this poo poo, but im honestly afraid. what is it?

but god, word of the nws forum is more than enough to perma this son of a bitch

A GameFAQs spin-off that for a while housed kiddie porn.

Mumbo
Oct 31, 2003



goatstein i'm gonna take a break from lurking to say that you deserve a medal for this

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



oh my loving jesus they've posted dozens of private pictures of her and her friends and they have her cell phone number

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

Oh god these threads are too good to be true


Some chick on a creepy website posted:


Re: What The Hell Do You Look Like (part THREE!)
Zokita wrote:
And your lips aren't fat, they're full and healthy-looking.


Awww, thanks! I thought yall wuz gonna pick on me!

Here's my dad after we dyed his top too


He made some dirty comments about Stephanie and his beard... which I won't repeat...

More creepy poo poo:
aw! your daddy looks adorable!!!!!

and that pic of you and him should be printed and framed it's so sweet


Yeah, we hugged for the pic and right at the last second he leaned his head on me... and I almost freaked! I guess they just get more lovable with age

Oh... and my dad dyed his hair too. He's gotta see his psych Friday... that should be fun!

Bon Clay
Dec 12, 2005

by Ozmaugh


Pablo Gigante posted:

His LJ is empty, but according to the profile he lives in New Mexico

/whois on IRC and his GetLazy account seem to say he's in Kenosha, WI, the New Mexico thing is either a joke or it's another piece of his little anonymity web along with his proxies

also, goatstein: holy living gently caress, i think it just sank in that they actually want to have sex with a little girl who hosts an exercise kid's show

they ACTUALLY want to have SEX with her

atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


BaconBeast posted:

Oh god these threads are too good to be true


More creepy poo poo:
aw! your daddy looks adorable!!!!!

and that pic of you and him should be printed and framed it's so sweet


Yeah, we hugged for the pic and right at the last second he leaned his head on me... and I almost freaked! I guess they just get more lovable with age

Oh... and my dad dyed his hair too. He's gotta see his psych Friday... that should be fun!

ok my stomach just turned thanks for this

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

Bon Clay posted:



they ACTUALLY want to have SEX with her

You should read the creepy comments that the chick in my post above is getting

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewt...&sd=a&start=680

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004

~Vice-waifu search~
~in progress~


I can't look at that poo poo any longer. I don't know if it was all the creepy myspace stalking they do of this poor girl, the creepy comments, or the fact that one of them posted what he claimed to be this girl's father's phone number. That guy and everyone over there are terrible, terrible people.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005





Keep in mind that there are actual pics of horsefucking with the girl's head Photoshopped in.

Bon Clay
Dec 12, 2005

by Ozmaugh


BaconBeast posted:

You should read the creepy comments that the chick in my post above is getting

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewt...&sd=a&start=680

You know, I just find it a little odd that her dad is a shirtless, winsome-looking man who makes sex jokes about stephanie and that she hangs out all day online with a bunch of pedophiles who make sex jokes about stephanie

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



ok, this isn't funny anymore. i just submitted a tip to the FBI and I'm going to bed.

Goatstein fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2007 around 06:53

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

Have you ever wondered what kind of bloke posts on a forum like this?
(if this facebook photo counts as leeching, please tell me and I'll move it)



Millitary goons, I have the utmost respect for you, and the honour that serving usually has. Which is why I'm sorry to post this but,


Please track this guy down, and don't give him a gun, TIA.

quote:

Got some new photos up for y'all...ladies might have to cross their legs

atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


BaconBeast posted:

Have you ever wondered what kind of bloke posts on a forum like this?



lollllllll are you loving kidding me

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

I'm as serious

as

lung cancer.

his sig posted:


Get Lazy's #1 fugitive!

Foggy
May 17, 2004



helldump has caught more criminals than aquaman

atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


ahahahahahahah

edit: i wonder if that's cakerx

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

atticus posted:

ahahahahahahah

edit: i wonder if that's cakerx

Who knows? Maybe we should ask this guy?

Foggy
May 17, 2004



BaconBeast posted:

Who knows? Maybe we should ask this guy?



THE DARK KNIGHT of kiddy touching

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



atticus posted:

ahahahahahahah

edit: i wonder if that's cakerx

It's not.

Oh God, a thread about LazyTown comics.

quote:

Is it just me or is trixie...looking...very...*gulp*, um I dunno. Something "special" about her cartoon drawing

quote:

Boner inducing? It's not just you, I'd tap that. HARD.

I'm assuming that Trixie is a girl. No girls in that comic look older than 12.

atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


Crumbunist posted:

It's not.

i was making a joke referencing the eyebrows

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

I was thinking that we were getting off topic, but this is this faggots site so I'm thinking it's ok to flame away.

We have this stud:


And this guy:


I wonder how she became a mod?


Sup ladies? Oh no, age is just a number, I'm not shallow like that.



I'm done with the images now, this is getting scary. However, I'm tempted to reg for more dirt.

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof


BaconBeast posted:

Who knows? Maybe we should ask this guy?



he's pondering the fact that dann florek just called him a loose cannon

he's become what he beheld and he's convinced that he's done right

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



atticus posted:

i was making a joke referencing the eyebrows

You could've gone for someone more famous for large eyebrows, like Bick, or a LegoRobot drawing.

We've got some real winners posting on that site.









atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


Crumbunist posted:

You could've gone for someone more famous for large eyebrows, like Bick, or a LegoRobot drawing.

We've got some real winners posting on that site.


touche


also i think all those are dudes

Foggy
May 17, 2004



why do people like this post here

where did we go wrong

BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

Well, I didn't even have to reg.

quote:

I also get to deal with pissed off property managers, which is the downside to the equation, but I have fun at work more often than not. Most days, I've got plenty of time for GL and creeping people out with my motivational posters, Stephanie picture gallery, and dolphin sex stories. Oh, and making Irish jokes with the OTHER Irish guy named Matt LOL.

So, what do YOU do for a living?

_________________
sdalkjflds: because I'm jerking off to that girl, but I'm really jerking off to CJ

LazyTown90: drat SLUTTY CHILDREN STOP TURNING ME ON

Holy poo poo this guy:

quote:

I was a high school math and computer science teacher for 4.5 years, now I'm back in college (just started yesterday).


quote:

I work as an armed security officer making anywhere from $10-15/hr depending on the job. Almost all my jobs pay $15.

BaconBeast fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2007 around 07:50

atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


also that's what happens when you don't hit your kids fyi

Foggy
May 17, 2004



atticus posted:

also that's what happens when you don't hit your kids fyi

yeah, when you gently caress them instead

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Holy poo poo this thread.

This loving thread.

This is an amazing find.

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!


College Slice

Hibi posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Xizer/Spoken_articles

oh jesus the sound of his voice really makes me think he's one more wikipedia article about lazytown away from snapping and raping the little girl next door

Alright, this quote is from page two but I read the whole thread and nobody quoted it so i think a lot of people probably missed this. This guy sounds creepy as gently caress and it makes his posts so much better if you read it in his voice. Also if this is him it makes it clear that he is NOT 17 no matter what myspace says.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007


Fun Shoe

Mystery Opponent posted:

Holy poo poo this thread.

This loving thread.

This is an amazing find.

this is loving nauseating, i think you mean

Weezy88
Sep 25, 2006


man gently caress this dude

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

oh god

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BaconBeast
Aug 18, 2006
I'll take the hundy pounder and fries, thanks.

Well, I registerd. I wish I hadn't but there you go.

With an account you see a few new fourms but they're all to do with the show and it's loving creepy. Plus, you can see profiles but what else can we find?

You've met the owner, Xizer and his avatar.


Most of these people have their most posts in this forum. Don't click this at work, in public or if you value not knowing what paedophiles concider good looking.
http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=31

Here's a YTMND: http://www.stephaniecame.ytmnd.com/ Turn your sound up! If you click this at work then you deserve what you get.

We have some guy's favorate pics:
http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=492#p492
He's 25 years old.

A myspace for you internet stalkers. This guy is a prolific poster on this forum
http://myspace.com/cjvercetti :
Location: Canada -- Stalking Stephaline and Ooozmin, but not Edis because he doesn't answer my PMs.
Occupation: Mooching
Interests: LazyTown and Michael Mann, mostly.

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