Pedo? Really? That's more like ephebophilia, which isn't that bad.

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CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

GodofLint posted:

No loving way. From a pyf gif thread

Oh sweet Lord.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 04:52

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 21:05

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Jesus Christ, he is obsessed with LazyTown.

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# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 04:58

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Holy loving poo poo.

Apparently he runs a LazyTown website too.

http://www.getlazy.net/

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:01

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

This is just hosed up.

LazyTown YTMNDs

LazyPics

Numerous pictures of Stephanie's face

GODDAMNED LAZYTOWN FAN ART

Xizer runs this site. He is in charge of this freak show.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:06

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Jesus loving Christ.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:16

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Sexual Lorax posted:

Do either of these directly relate to Xizer? I'm curious. There's a whole internet full of disgusting poo poo out there, but let's keep this thread focused on the disgusting poo poo that will leave SA once Xizer does.

Xizer runs that site.

EDIT: Beaten by Waffle.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:25

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

friendship waffle posted:

Have we ever done a weekend web out of lazytown boards?

This site is prime Weekend Web material.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:26

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=22016#p22016

Xizer posted:

Another Get Lazy member for the Wisconsin LazyMeet�! Hooray!

They have meets. :suicide:

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:28

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Hardcore Sax posted:

someone register for his gay lazytown forum and find a picture of him

I checked the picture thread and found nothing. He posted pictures of various goons (Zeph Mercurial and ZerglingMinor) but not him. Furthermore, his MySpace is private and the picture is a GIF from some movie.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:34

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Of all the times for search and archives to be down...

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:39

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

This isn't Xizer, this is just some guy from his forums, but :wtc:

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:40

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=407

:cry:

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:45

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

What's Stephanie's Best Outfit?

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 05:55

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Goatstein posted:

so it appears our dear friend xizer spends his time superironically hitting on underage girls on his messageboard and noticing what underpants the LazyTown characters are wearing

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=989&p=26012#p26012

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=985&p=25799#p25799

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=985&p=25795#p25795

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=960&p=25278#p25278

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=927&p=24382#p24382

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=873&p=23548#p23548

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=750&p=20200#p20200

This guy needs to be permabanned immediately.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 06:01

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Mad Platypus posted:

he lives in kenosha wisconsin

we just need to nail down an address or real name for the police

i am 100% serious about this

crumbunist your hour is here

The problem is that he proxies everything.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 06:06

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Hypnotic posted:

MySpace found:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=33105354

Email Address Found:

xizerx@gmail.com

Name Found:

Derek Eastman

YTMND Profile Found (some sick poo poo in here):

http://ytmnd.com/users/Xizer/

Yeah, I'm thinking we've found one of the biggest fuckups since DJynnFlyssa

The MySpace and YTMND were already found, but that is some very good work on the name and e-mail.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 06:58

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Surprise surprise, he has an account at LUELinks.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 07:19

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Mind Riot posted:

normally id google this poo poo, but im honestly afraid. what is it?

but god, word of the nws forum is more than enough to perma this son of a bitch

A GameFAQs spin-off that for a while housed kiddie porn.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 07:37

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Keep in mind that there are actual pics of horsefucking with the girl's head Photoshopped in.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 07:49

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

atticus posted:

ahahahahahahah

edit: i wonder if that's cakerx

It's not.

Oh God, a thread about LazyTown comics.

quote:

Is it just me or is trixie...looking...very...*gulp*, um I dunno. Something "special" about her cartoon drawing

quote:

Boner inducing? It's not just you, I'd tap that. HARD.

I'm assuming that Trixie is a girl. No girls in that comic look older than 12.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 08:03

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

atticus posted:

i was making a joke referencing the eyebrows

You could've gone for someone more famous for large eyebrows, like Bick, or a LegoRobot drawing.

We've got some real winners posting on that site.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 08:14

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

More uglies.

And this too.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 09:31

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Rabbi Vole posted:

I'd just like to thank everyone in this thread, especially Crumbunist, for doing some fantastic work.

Seriously. Thank you. All of you.

I'd offer to take one for the team and go spelunking for more evidence, but a) there's already been plenty posted, b) I don't want to be up for the rest of the night scrubbing my brain clean, and c) I don't want to be possibly associated with that horrible sack of poo poo and his disgusting forum in any way, shape, or form. Jesus.

It's not easy.

Let's keep the uggo train rolling.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 09:52

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Sergg posted:

Nobody say anything to this fucker until one of the mods/admins wakes up and finds this thread.

Definitely. Do not tip him off, seriously.

That last picture was posted with this comment.

quote:

And now, the drapes match the carpet.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 10:02

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

There's no excuse for looking like this.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 10:23

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

atticus posted:

holy poo poo i seriously lollled

someone make that xizer's new avatar

edit: if anyone objects i'll do it right loving now

Don't do it.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 10:27

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

So, is this thread over or can we use it to mock that forum further?

From the thread about pictures of the girl.

And this is fan art.

One guy has a bunch of creepy LazyTown and Conan O'Brien fanart at his DeviantArt.

And someone even made a collage.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 18:11

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Oh boy, motivational posters from that forum.

:gonk:

Hagetaka posted:

Hey guys what do a pedo forum filled with pictures of underage girls, and a flame forum posting the same pictures to laugh at the pedo forum, have in common?

They're both posting pictures of underage girls

Fair enough. Enter at your own risk.

CrumFUNist! fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Sep 11, 2007

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 18:26

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

EIGHT loving PAGES of discussion about her SHOES. :cry:

Oh gently caress another one.

Just loving creepy discussion about her outfits.

GIFS WHY GOD WHY.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 18:48

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

LittleCat posted:

I am not good at this helldump/fakeposting stuff, but reading the original thread that spawned this was terrifying. A 34 year old man had sex with an impregnated a 14 year old girl. GBS says these things (yes I am aware some are probably fake):

I really don't understand how many of those aren't just as bad as what Xizer said. I'm not saying he was treated unfairly... I'm just wishing we could treat all the pedophilia apologists with the same level of hatred. It's creepy, and gross.

I'm pretty sure that Getsocial was fakeposting. The rest though, :gonk:

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 19:23

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Okay, Jungle Bus and MatrixSchmatrix get credit for calling it two months ago.

From page 50 of the goons.txt thread.

Jungle Bus posted:

Xizer posted:
I don't want to drag this thread off topic, so this is all I'm going to say on this matter: LazyTown is shot in 1080p High Definition with surround sound. Each episode has a budget of over $600,000. The production values are incredible, and there are often jokes and references only an adult would understand. The music is unprecedented for a kids' show, and there is heavy use of CGI.

With constant action, and a goal of not trying to teach kids their ABC's or some poo poo like Sesame Street, LazyTown is not your typical kids' show. Each episode, while it does have some underlying moral theme, it does not force it upon you nor is it too obvious by any means.

LazyTown is therefore easily enjoyed by adults because of these factors. The show's just energetic and fun, and a great break from the harsh reality of life.

MatrixSchmatrix posted:

ahahah pedo human being

CrumFUNist! fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Sep 11, 2007

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 19:38

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Time to look up on the other users in that gassed thread.

Here's Helmacron.

BanMePlease.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 20:16

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Ashenai's Wikipedia page.

quote:

I'm 27, Hungarian, male. I majored in Computer Science and English Literature at ELTE. I used to be a professional translator/interpreter, on and off, but right now I'm employed as a programmer at a telecom company. I'm an atheist, a humanist, a logical positivist, and I'm politically somewhere between a liberal and a libertarian. My Myer-Briggs personality type is INTP.

I think life is varied, fun and beautiful; if you don't agree, you're not living it properly.

Now you know my more obvious biases. If you find any of them bleeding through my edits here at Wikipedia, please do tell me. I hope to achieve a state of pure NPOV Zen here.

Proud member of the "Counter-Vandalism Unit."

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 20:19

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Ashenai on LazyTown.

Ashenai posted:

Could you guys please keep the creepy pedophilic poo poo to yourselves? The girl is 14, and the character she plays is 8 (and designed to look 8).

I know that pedophilia is a mental disorder and not a crime, but in case you haven't heard the news, the SA forums aren't the best place to be talking about your "guilty thoughts". I'm not judging (I have a friend who's almost certainly a pedophile, and he's not a bad person), I'm just saying it would be wiser not to talk about this here.

In other news, I really really like the concept of Lazy Town, and Stephanie is a great role model. If I had kids, I'd definitely try and get them to watch this show.

That whole thread isn't great either.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 20:23

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

MatrixSchmatrix posted:

that quote could either be a genuinely reasonable person trying to be open minded or a pedophile who's trying to suppress it and talking about "his friend" and "your" guilty thoughts

but really either way it's not that bad, i'd say

The rest of the thread is the real :gonk:

material, though.

The thread's first post.

warped. posted:

Click this if you like fun, upbeat, and happy videos.

http://www.lazytown.com/media/produ...eo/cakesong.mov

I can't contain my guilty thoughts.

Warped. was eventually permabanned for being a pedophile.

warped. posted:

FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN"T GOING TO READ THIS THREAD AND JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS JUST READ THE VERY END AND GO AWAY.

This is quite a problem for me since the only girls I am really attracted to are ones I would be deemed a pedophile for even going near.

I was in line at subway looking forward to my soon confrontation with a chicken bacon ranch sub, when a girl who'd I estimate to be around 12 years of age walked in. When I first noticed her it was quite apparent that her development had well exceeded her age ( she had a good size rack going ok) I was fixated on her innocence, her youth, her lack of experience, though I was extremely cautious to not make all this obvious.

Now the strange thing is, I do not' find myself attracted to many girls, in fact the only females I have had crushes on were all in 6th through sophomore year. As the women matured and all their characteristics became more "woman like" I guess my attraction to them declined.

So here I am at subway gazing at one of the few YOUNG girls I actually encounter. I realize I don't see young girls very often and the one I happen to see I find myself attracted towards, not so much in a sexual sense, but someone who'd I respect, someone who I'd want to be with, someone I could identify with. It seems, if anything I am attracted to the YOUTH and INNOCENCE factor. Thinking maybe my attraction at subway was isolated, I ended up later that day going to the mall for some clothes, and realized it was a hang out for high school freshman etc. To summarize, I found myself in a paradise equipped with an abundance of young, innocent, girls who I longed to be with.

While looking at the girls I realized, even if they were drugged and positioned for me to *you know* I wouldn't because I feel they are delicate and innocent, I wouldn't want to harm them, or disturb them mentally. I am not going to say their isn't a sexual aspect, but I can honestly say I just wouldn't, I couldn't. How can I explain this.?? Ok. I think you know what I mean when you see a girl where the first thing isn't "I'd like to bang her" it's more like an attraction where you actually would like to become more acquainted with her, and you wouldn't want to just "bang her" because you feel like you actually care for her, and wouldn't want that for her. That is how my attraction is. Also I'd like to point out, even if it was purely a sexual attraction, quite frankly I wouldn't act on it because, like I said earlier I wouldn't want to hurt or disturb them, and couple that with the fact that I am a complete pussy when it comes to girls, I don�t' care how young they are. Also I have something called self discipline, or self hold backedness, whatever the gently caress you call it.

Before people flame my thread with, pedophile ( I don't even think that's a proper term, I am not attracted to like 8 year olds, more like in the 12-15 year old range) I must emphasize that my thoughts and attractions do not hurt anyone, I can't change them, they are inherit.. I don�t' know why I'm posting this, I guess for reasons as to why this is ,if anyone can relate to this , why do I find innocence and youth such a turn on? Something psychological maybE? therapy where the gently caress are you

Also I am 18.

Ephebophilia, as most strictly defined, refers only to an attraction,NOT TO SEXUAL ACTIVITY (although sexual activity can be involved). It is used in contrast with pedophilia, which is an attraction to pre-pubescent individuals

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 20:32

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Last year, a 22 page thread about LazyTown was in GBS.

Adolf Hepburn posted:

I would do unspeakable things to that woman. Pink is definitely her color.

Jamuraan posted:

So am I a bad person if I think that little girl is adorable in the way that she's um, like, cute as a little girl but in 5-6 years she'll be do-able?

Agrajag posted:

God loving damnit. All this thread has done is make me feel like a gigantic pedophile. =( First that lazy town chick and now The HINOI team girls. Oh god I think I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Hawzy posted:

Is it wrong that I want to do all sorts of dirty things to the cake girl?

Hawzy posted:

Jumping on the hot cake girl bandwagon.

Nyo posted:

Am I the only one who thinks her sword looks like a cock in the pirate video?

Also, the pirate guy says "We know it's full of precious booty" and then looks at her rear end.

What the hell?

The Internet Postma posted:

I feel less like a pedo after seeing her in that. This reminds me of the Olsen Twins - when they were 15 it was ok and funny to find them hot, there were internet countdowns and everything - so why not here?

My viewpoint in this is neutral, however. Put yer pitchforks away.

EffCee posted:

Finally, being 15 is good for something.

That girl is hot.

Lobster Harmonica posted:

Jumping on the pedophelia

To be completely honest, her and I are probably around the same age, but I still feel weird thinking she's so hot since she's on a Nick Jr. show and all. Oh well.

FizFashizzle posted:

In the three years it takes for me to become incredibly succesful as an actor, she'll be legal. Expect this thread eventually.

It's a piece of meat to fill that virgin rear end (56k no)

Fishmonkey posted:

I'm not condoning pedophilia or anything, but girls in non-industrialized nations age very quickly. I see it all the time in the local Ecuadorean villages. The teenage girls are very cute, but they quickly become fat and haggard in their 20s because they can't afford fancy diets, facial cremes, and excercise machines. That's why a lot of countries have lower ages of consent compared to North America. America used to have lower age of consent back before it was completely industrialized, too. For example, Edgar Allan Poe married a 13 year old.

Elliott Herd posted:

Do they have PHOTOSHOPPED NUDE PICS?

Not that this one will have them.

Nope.

Mannex posted:

Jumping on the "it's 3 AM here and I find the Lazy Town girl hot in some creepy way" bandwagon. As many have said, it's probably the pink hair.

How come there always has to be some creepy puppets, or some fat hot-dog eating japanese guy to keep things in check? What a ripoff.

I'm 17, so I guess it's not too bad.

GOD loving DAMMIT WHY DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST! :gonk:

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 21:37

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1013

There's the thread in question.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 22:29

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Big Big Moon posted:

Whats his name

There are worse people on LUElinks by the way but I'm sure you already know about sebulbaslovechild

Iridion15

He also claimed to have "five or six" other accounts banned there.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 22:35

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Beef Tube posted:

Who is Jim Tindell? He should be banned, too.

Jim Tindell is goon sdalkjflds.

Proof here where he hosts an MSPaint he did from jimtindell.com, which is also the e-mail domain he has listed in his GetLazy profile.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 23:45

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 21:05

CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Oh God Jimmers is listed at MTV The Real World Online Casting.

EDIT: His MySpace.

Haha, this comment.

quote:

Jim, I think we need to work on getting you a non-underage, non-pink-wigged, non-children's show character lady friend.

CrumFUNist! fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Sep 11, 2007

# ¿ Sep 11, 2007 23:51

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