Today is the day

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iamstinky: Feb 4, 2004; This is not as easy as it looks.

Obviously Tuesday.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:24

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 07:23

vikeboy: Jul 25, 2007; by Lowtax

TitD

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:24

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Star posted:

So what day is it today?

Today is today, but it's not THE DAY. It was a good day.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:24

Takis: Sep 15, 2005; meh, I'unno.

Star posted:

So what day is it today?

Today is Thursday! Also payday! HOORAY!

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:25

Dorkys Vagina: Sep 8, 2007; You can curl it like ribbon if you really want to...

All yesterday was was talk like a pirate day.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:34

Sakamonster: Dec 6, 2006; by Tiny Fistpump

Today is, indeed, the day.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:35

Prof Eli ASSBLASTER: May 30, 2007; by Fragmaster

Star posted:

So what day is it today?

Today is a day, but not THE day. It's not D-Day or Labor Day either. Just a day man, nothing more, nothing less.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:35

-m.: Jul 2, 2007

Today won't be like yesterday was.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 15:41

Mother Russia: Aug 11, 2007; kiss me in the futuristic

Yesterday was today tomorrow.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 16:00

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 17:21

Fuderyuu: Mar 16, 2004; Finger Lickin' Good!

Legatissimo posted:

Is this what you were talking about?

edit: maybe this?

Both are mother-F-ing great. The latter is closer to the one I was shooting for but I can't seem to think of the words that best describe what I was hoping for. Nonetheless, both are instant classics to me but this one:

has got to be the best/creepiest one.

Great job.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 17:42

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Scumtron posted:

HIS EYES FOLLOW YOU :psyduck:

# ? Sep 20, 2007 17:49

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Did someone call?

I... I am the day.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 17:52

Scumtron: Mar 21, 2004; _/]_/]_/]_/]]]

Tonight is the night

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:00

Babar: Jan 1, 2006; 79' Hot Karls

Oh cripes oh cripes oh cripes

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:03

BeastUK: Jul 18, 2006; by angerbot

e: nvm, I was confused... still am

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:03

sswanso: Jul 4, 2006; we are social fools

The saga continues!

Scumtron posted:

What just happened here?

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:04

old dirty gecko: Oct 26, 2002; I can't see shit, but GOD DAMN I love Hostess fruit pies.

this is starting to get really creepy.

love it.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:04

RebelScum: Mar 26, 2004

Oh shi. He's in for it now.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:05

Berto Rican: Dec 25, 2006; I guess it was a matter of time but I think this forum has totally jumped the shark and despite a lot of hard work from Axemaniac and I trying to keep it from becoming a worthless circlejerk you guys are all too dumb to post about video games in a ..

Ah the mythical bottommouth dick.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:06

BeastUK: Jul 18, 2006; by angerbot

sswanso posted:

What just happened here?

Yeah, that got me. I think he's just pulling a face (very like Meatball from ATHF) because he realises he can get out on his own (and smoke and drink).

At first I'd thought it was a female of 'his kind'.

He's really up poo poo creek with that leg after him though...

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:08

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

BeastUK posted:

(very like Meatball from ATHF)

Meatwad.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:10

BeastUK: Jul 18, 2006; by angerbot

Phylodox posted:

Meatwad.

Doh, quite right. My only defence was typing hurriedly while packing up my stuff.

e: Does look kinda like this though, no?

BeastUK fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Sep 20, 2007

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:11

Fuderyuu: Mar 16, 2004; Finger Lickin' Good!

sswanso posted:

The saga continues!

What just happened here?

I think he had a sex change.

Eidt:
Not creepy...not in the least:

Fuderyuu fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Sep 20, 2007

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:12

turtle_07: Jun 13, 2003; Hear, hear!

I'm not sure what's going on, but I love it.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:15

Lor: Oct 9, 2006

This thread..

.. this is my kinda thread.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:18

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

And we call it bella noche.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:24

somecallmetim: Mar 30, 2004

Today is today, but tonight is tonight.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Holy poo poo, this is awesome.

Tonight is the night!

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:25

The B Man: Mar 21, 2007; 'Cause life's too short to play Freebird

Wow, after the freaking spinning zooming image I thought this thread couldn't get any better then the OP comes back with more, awesome. How do I vote this 6?

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:25

-m.: Jul 2, 2007

Oh God, not...
THE LEG!!!

:eek:

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:25

President Camacho: Sep 11, 2001; i got a 3 point plan to fix EVERYTHING

Scumtron, you are a loving genius.

Mama said there'd be days like this...

President Camacho fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Sep 20, 2007

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:33

spatula: Nov 6, 2004

TODAY

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:34

fuck you aurora: Jan 1, 2007; by mons all madden

Thank you OP you just reminded me that today is the day.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:41

ki-noko: Sep 14, 2007; You've got rice on your face!

I seriously had nightmares about this.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 18:49

nammi28: May 7, 2004

You got circumcised?

# ? Sep 20, 2007 19:15

iamstinky: Feb 4, 2004; This is not as easy as it looks.

When will then be now?

# ? Sep 20, 2007 19:16

Fuderyuu: Mar 16, 2004; Finger Lickin' Good!

iamstinky posted:

When will then be now?

Soon.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 19:25

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

iamstinky posted:

When will then be now?

Too late, we just missed it.

# ? Sep 20, 2007 19:25

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 07:23

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Can someone tell me when the night is going to be? Kthxbye

# ? Sep 20, 2007 19:29

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