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Pleroma
Aug 30, 2006

Very Green Things
I am amazed that this reads EXACTLY like any Japanese porno manga right down to the train fantasies, the ridiculously overexcited yet embarrassed female and the inevitable mention of urination. Truly this book was ahead of its time.

Also the narration style makes it feel like a loving documentary. If an audiobook is done it must absolutely be read in David Attenborough's voice.

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Pleroma
Aug 30, 2006

Very Green Things

Novian Trek posted:

ChaosTheory, it's goons like you who make threads like these so much fun. :f5:

I'm still recording a rather lengthy recitation at the moment, nevertheless I couldn't resist taking five to do this: It's a quickie and took about 10 minutes to make in Audacity. I really couldn't get the voice I wanted, so I just had to wing it.



That was godly, now if only we could have the BigO soundtrack playing through the recital of the actual text.

Pleroma
Aug 30, 2006

Very Green Things
You know, I am almost excited at the prospect of what Santini comes up with next as so far every chapter has managed to top the :psypop: level of the one preceding it. (Its the Gurren Lagann of horrible porn!) From Latin chanting candle fuckers to nose rape to snake penises with a side-order of racism to nonchalant boy scout rape and Hippies stuck in giant vaginas; this woman is unstoppable.