post a funny ass chatlog and i will reenact it with dogs

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Sumo

also if you'll notice planimal dog is looking at his own myspace photo :3

# ? Oct 18, 2007 21:30

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:54

Planimal: don't autoban again jerk.

# ? Oct 18, 2007 21:30

Planimal: don't autoban again jerk.

# ? Oct 18, 2007 21:32

Planimal: don't autoban again jerk.

# ? Oct 18, 2007 21:33

Sumo

# ? Oct 18, 2007 21:35

Bicycle SexFucker: I have zero interest in marriage.

Johnny Drama posted:

i'm ganna say you have a dog fetish.

# ? Oct 18, 2007 21:43

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Johnny Drama posted:

(12:42:51 AM): funny, how greeks think they invented everything, you guys have your asses far up your rear end its not even funny
(12:43:07 AM): alright america is ichiban no. 1 huge big cock
(12:43:11 AM): can I go gas threads now plz
(12:43:20 AM): u guys invented homosexuality
(12:43:27 AM): thats about it
(12:43:23 AM): uh huh
(12:43:25 AM): that's right
(12:43:26 AM): ciao
(12:44:06 AM): grown man will anal rape little boys intohomosexuality, u guys are sick
(12:44:11 AM): can you go the gently caress away please
(12:44:28 AM): u got it
(12:44:33 AM): i win
(1:09:24 AM): i h8 black ppl

(1:10:45): That's Racist!

Plot Twist 555555555

# ? Oct 18, 2007 22:41

Sumo

dog emoticons -

# ? Oct 18, 2007 22:54

TheButtMAaster

cllmewhatuwnt769 (6:54:14 PM): hey who is this?
Dogaroo (6:55:54 PM): whos this
cllmewhatuwnt769 (6:57:15 PM): o brittanie....ur my friend on myspace
Dogaroo (6:57:30 PM): oh hey!
Dogaroo (6:57:54 PM): whats up
cllmewhatuwnt769 (6:58:06 PM): please comment my pics...ill brb
cllmewhatuwnt769 signed off at 6:58:28 PM.

# ? Oct 18, 2007 23:09

Sumo

Racist Cat trolls Dogaroo:

(6:54:14 PM): hey who is this?

(6:55:54 PM): whos this

(6:57:15 PM): o brittanie....ur my friend on myspace

(6:57:30 PM): oh hey!

(6:57:54 PM): whats up

(6:58:06 PM): please comment my pics...ill brb

signed off at 6:58:28 PM.

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# ? Oct 18, 2007 23:19

Sumo

hey night crew read this thread i made today

# ? Oct 19, 2007 02:11

Joel de Bunchastu: "I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

read or play bioshock

read or play bioshock

read or play DAWN OF WAR

# ? Oct 19, 2007 02:25

Joel de Bunchastu: "I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

:makes love to computer:

:3:

# ? Oct 19, 2007 02:25

pablo kickasso: by Lowtax

Johnny Drama posted:

hey night crew read this thread i made today

lovin' it.

# ? Oct 19, 2007 02:31

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Johnny Drama posted:

hey night crew read this thread i made today

7:53:58 PM Just think what has been in that mouth:|
7:53:59 PM were ok now, i was just in a fighting mood. again.
7:54:04 PM HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:54:21 PM on your FACE!
7:54:25 PM or a giant black cock
7:54:27 PM either or
7:54:39 PM on my FACE
7:55:06 PM did you talk to Chris? Did he sound better?
7:55:07 PM oooooh black cock then he probably stole her wallet.

# ? Oct 19, 2007 06:06

pablo kickasso: by Lowtax

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7:53:58 PM Just think what has been in that mouth:|
7:53:59 PM were ok now, i was just in a fighting mood. again.
7:54:04 PM HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:54:21 PM on your FACE!
7:54:25 PM or a giant black cock
7:54:27 PM either or
7:54:39 PM on my FACE
7:55:06 PM did you talk to Chris? Did he sound better?
7:55:07 PM oooooh black cock then he probably stole her wallet.

nice racism

# ? Oct 19, 2007 06:08

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pablo kickasso posted:

nice racism

i thought it would look funny with dogs and cats saying it! v:)V

# ? Oct 19, 2007 06:09

pablo kickasso: by Lowtax

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i thought it would look funny with dogs and cats saying it! v:)V

oh i see racism is funny now huh

# ? Oct 19, 2007 06:10

Mozi: Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die

Johnny Drama posted:

[19:49] : RUUUSSSSSSSSSS
[19:49] : YES! HI THER! BABY HOBO!
[19:50] : russ how did you get the comedy goldmine position
[19:50] : I PMED LOWTEXT EVERY DAY
[19:50] : AND I SAID "LOWTEXT GIVE ME A JOB"
[19:50] : AND ONE DAY HE DID
[19:50] : i PMed lowtax about it and he never even replied
[19:51] : should i PM lowtax
[19:51] : and tell him to give me a job
[19:51] : like you did
[19:51] : YOU SHOULD DO IT AND WRITE A FUNNY SAMPLE ARTICLE FOR HIM TO READ
[19:51] : I WROTE A FUNNY REVIEW OF THE MOVIE SPACE JAM
[19:52] : OH
[19:52] : HOLD ON I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I WROTE TO HIM OK
[19:53] : Dear MR. RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYAKA,

Good day or evening to you, SIR! My name is Spencer, also known on the "Something Awful" forums as BABY HOBO. Whilst perusingsaid FORUMS (as I often like to do while waiting for my macaroni and cheese to finish cooling off -- You see, I have a condition where Icannot eat hot macaroni and cheese -- I inherited it from mygrandmother), I happened upon a "thread" that informed me that you, MR.RICARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA, are looking for a new writer for the "ComedyGoldmine" feature on your website "Something Awful.com!"

I wish to apply for this position, MR. RICHARD "LOWAX" KYANKA. I am afine writer who has been a consistent source of humor for over THREEMONTHS now. I have written a variety of articles, such as:

"How to Toilet Train your Parakeet" - Proud Parakeet Magazine, June 2006

"The Lava Lamp: Friend to Hippies or Tool for Communism?" - Political Stoner Monthly, February 2004

"Where You Left Your Keys" - Where Did I Leave My Keys Weekly, January 2005 (EMMY AWARD WINNING ARTICLE)

I trust that you will find me to be a worthy candidate for thisposition. I am a hard worker, made strong by the many years I worked inthe coal mines of Southern Michigan. I will stand by your side,cackling maniacally as we, together, rule the forbidden and unchartedterrain that is "The Internet."

Thank you for your time, MR. RONALD "LOWTAX" MCYANKA, I eagerly await your reply.

Love,
Spencer
[19:53] : i don't know why the formatting is hosed up it is not like that in the PM
[19:54] : THIS MADE ME GIGGLE!!! TWICE!!! MAYBE HE WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON! GOOD LUCK!!
[19:54] : HE DID NOT
[19:54] : I SEND THAT ON THE 24TH OF FEBRUARY
[19:55] : THERE IS STILL TIME
[19:56] : NO THERE IS NOT YOU ALREADY GOT THE POSITION
[19:56] : SIR
[19:56] : and you are better than i could ever be

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DO'GH CUT GDOT

DOG

CUTE DOG

YOU GOT A CUTE DOG

# ? Oct 19, 2007 06:13

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pablo kickasso posted:

oh i see racism is funny now huh

sorry

# ? Oct 19, 2007 06:14

Nice Pete: by Fragmaster

Johnny Drama posted:

(8:54:32 PM): how often can you get high without becoming a stoner
(8:54:41 PM): twice a week tops
(8:54:46 PM): doesn't matter how much you smoke
(8:54:51 PM): but two days and that's it
(8:54:54 PM): more than that and you're a stoner
(8:55:09 PM): no but i mean when do you start talking like one