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mallard fillmore is a cartoon about a conservative duck. if you want to know more you can read about it on wikipedia or read all the words here: king features syndicate which is probably owned by jews what with it being a media company posted:Mallard Fillmore first hatched from the pen of Bruce Tinsley at The Daily Progress in Charlottesville, Va. Today, the celebrated comic strip about Tinsley's conservative reporter-duck fills the bill in nearly 400 newspapers nationwide. anyway blah blah you can find the latest strips at Jewish World Review also it is important to do like almost an entire week on 90's fashion fads in mallard fillmoresville but more often than not mallard fillmore is about not having a real punchline
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2007 22:51 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 01:02 |
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no punchline never forget
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2007 23:04 |
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oh hey I just realized you can fudge the date on the seattle post-intellilgence url and get strips back as far as 2004 http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20040911 just change the date in the URL there and get topical political humor from as far back as 3 years ago! that's a pretty smug eagle right there, he knows what's up with how much more awesome the us is compared to everyone else
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2007 23:20 |
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Bi Till I Die posted:now to be fair and balanced you need to make a megathread of those cartoons by that lesbian deviantartist who cant draw or make jokes either well the for better or for worse thread in gbs isnt entirely about for better or for worse and i had that in mind when making this thread so feel free to post whatever wacky political cartoons you want for example this one is from my local rag and i don't get it i've even met the guy that makes these he is a pretty big lolbertarian
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 02:02 |
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oh poo poo this one is even better it's some kind of godwin clause invoking thing
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 02:06 |
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Toad on a Hat posted:that's not godwin you retard yes, godwin's law is invoking hitler/the nazis in an argument, making you lose instead of hitler this is castro and the level of discourse in this comic is akin to someone invoking godwin's law on themself, ergo my statement qed
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 02:11 |
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Hagetaka posted:http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20061219.html for gods' sakes the transload feature of waffleimages is the easiest loving thing in the world to use
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 02:23 |
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today's mallard fillmore: who's calling who hackneyed? and what if some guy drew a cartoon about a conservative duck and nobody read it?
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 08:10 |
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Clavier posted:Here's the link to the rubber cat ones. my house growing up itt
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 16:28 |
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Minty posted:imho the Leftersons is a more scathing indictment of liberals
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 17:05 |
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Toad on a Hat posted:this copy/paste is the worst thing i've seen since garfield stopped being humorous the best part is that i am one of those people unfortunate enough to like bad puns, and these are so bad not even i can laugh at them
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 17:33 |
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Splint Chesthair posted:A comic strip is not funny to me unless properly cited and annotated.* You will find this comic hilarious then: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp * * Post 335056599, The Something Awful Forums, user SplintChesthair
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 21:29 |
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Nonsense posted:the Bible is true. idk why you needed all those words these are the only important ones
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2007 22:35 |
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Whoo, got tomorrow's Mallard! Now if only I had a loving clue what this was referring to, I guess it is something like what these things used to be called?
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 05:19 |
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i love kelly and this one is awesome COMPUTERS DON'T SHOW MATLOCK
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 10:18 |
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Hyosho posted:I thought this was one of his weaker ones, personally. those ones are great too, though i'm not sure why goons seem to hate the youth/technology one. do they just not think that there aren't people out there who seriously think that way?
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 11:48 |
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ok i have to crosspost this from the gbs thread because seriously what the gently caress stephanie mcmillan is arguing that doing liberal stuff is a waste of time? what the hell? this woman makes no goddamned sense
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 11:50 |
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FAG ON THE FORUMS posted:If you fudge the dates at the Jewish World Review you can get ones going back to 2000. i like how this series of strips is more relevant now than the current ones and they are from 2000: http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard091100.asp my favorite is this one: it's one of the three jokes you can make about liberals (mainstream ones, anyway) that is actually kind of funny/true but it's still been told better elsewhere. edit: like a comic i saw forever ago where it said "how liberals fix a flat tire" and it showed a guy throwing dollar bills at a flat tire. that's show not tell, something mallard fillmore is not very good at.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 14:11 |
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Santiago3 posted:What's really funny is that most rich people I've known - when it comes to their kids - throw money at a problem in hopes of an easy solution. Kid's crazy? Buy more pills, get more doctors! Kid's still crazy? Send them to a clinic, hire better doctors! Kid's STILL crazy? Buy more and more pills! given some time to reflect on it (you'll have to pardon me i haven't slept tonight) it's kind of not true anymore. conservatives want to spend like jesus is coming tomorrow and liberals want to balance the budget
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 14:22 |
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THAGMARRRRRRRR posted:The way conservatives would fix it is to remove all the tires and drive on the rims because if we remove tires we don't get tire problems, the tire beurocracy is what's causing all the problems in the first place people need to pull themselves up by their tire tracks. no free roadside assistance, air isn't free.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 16:10 |
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Hyosho posted:This whole thing doesn't make a lick of sense - he's complaining that the songs from HIS teen years had explicit lyrics that he can't sing in front of kids? Wouldn't that suggest... don't you understand the past was better it was ALWAYS better
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2007 20:53 |
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From that right-wing watch blog: Holy loving poo poo. Also today's Mallard: ............. I just. I don't know what to say. I'll just post an extreme close-up instead.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2007 17:03 |
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Clavier posted:I really wish he updated Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck more. There's only about two per year. interestingly that is higher than "times mallard fillmore is funny per year" which is about zero unless you count unintentionally funny
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2007 01:52 |
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HA. HA. HA HA HA. Well he tried for a punchline, I guess.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2007 06:08 |
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Starshark posted:Speaking of things staying the same, why does his loving head keep changing colour? Is it some sort of monitor as to how full of poo poo he is? I am trying to think of a cute explanation for it, but all i get is "Tinsley is a lazy rear end when it comes to coloring"
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2007 17:39 |
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The invisible hand of the free market brings you: Why does it feel like this strip is perpetually stuck in the clinton era?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2007 06:57 |
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Angst posted:I love the accusation that liberals don't read books, they just pretend to look smart/don't care about black people but pretend to so they won't be called racist. Of course republicans are the educated, tolerant types. Not like those liberals? the only book anyone needs is the bible
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2007 07:57 |
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JollyKlansman posted:No, the most bizarre thing is the "LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS" persecution complex. Jesus, you'd think running the country into the ground over eight years would do something about that but nooooooo no the evil LIEbrals at CNN are still out to get America and force christians into concentration camps
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2007 15:57 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:add in mallard looking at the reader saying something smug about liberals and you've got a comic i was gonna change it to say "lol black people" but then i realized that the text in the panel i picked to copy and paste was actually funnier
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2007 04:23 |
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repetitionary posted:holy hell this makes mallard fillmore like a thousand times funnier
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2007 04:27 |
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today's. wtf didn't he just use this lame punchline? and that's not even getting into how terrible the setup is...
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2007 06:08 |
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as a bonus here is today's strip as seen through the eyes of me:
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2007 06:15 |
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usually mallard fillmore is stupid but today it is just incomprehensible!! he's not even trying here Space Kimchi fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Oct 31, 2007 |
# ¿ Oct 31, 2007 19:00 |
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Starshark posted:
Oh Bruce-chan. Finally, you're on to something. Global warming on mars is actually a decent conservative talking point, and what do you do with this one glimmering hope of something to talk about? Something you MIGHT be able to rub in the face of those dirty LIEbrals? YOU loving RUIN IT LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2007 21:39 |
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RightHonourableHolt posted:Oh get ready, Glenn Beck has a whole drat book about this coming out this month. Did you know as CO2 has increased, weather has improved and now we can swim any day in November? i personally think that global warming on mars indicates that we should probably just calm down a little and realize that we're hosed anyway and just move toward a more sustainable lifestyle for the sake of practicality (I WANT MY loving ELECTRIC CAR, no foreign dependence on oil, kids in la not dying of asthma at 12, etc) but i'm sure that this is going to end up like that time i thought intelligent design was a neat phrase for saying that someone thought that there was some sort of entity that designed the universe be it god or aliens or bored junior high students in Dimension X and not something used to discredit science and homeschool kids into believing utter poo poo
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2007 21:55 |
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HunterX11 posted:i used to try to be fair, deeming intellectual charity an important principle of debate. but more and more it seems that the truth behind stupid beliefs is just as bad as any strawman one could conjure: intelligent design was literally cooked up by people who took a creationist textbook and replaced the word "creationism" with "intelligent design" the problem is that global warming activists have started their own religion surrounding it and are as obnoxiously evangelical as the worst of the country's religions. while some things must be done, the utter hysteria about it and the lack of pragmatic solutions not coming forward (once again WHERE THE gently caress ARE MY ELECTRIC CARS and also nuclear power plants) aren't helping. not to mention a lot of the "scientific consensus" is "if I don't agree with this I'll be blackballed from the scientific community" which is stupid and childish. so really once again i hate both sides. the conservatives for being so utterly selfish and pig-headed that they put being right above making an appropriate and mutually beneficial move to solve a potentially huge problem (it's not patriotic to fill your SUV's tank with the blood of your fallen countrymen, assholes) and the liberals for being so reactionary and dogmatic about it that it gets in the way of actual pragmatic solutions. i'd be the first on the block to buy a reasonably affordable electric car or vote to build (another) nuclear power plant in my area but I'm not sure most of the assholes on EITHER side of this travesty would do the same
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2007 22:17 |
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THAGMARRRRRRRR posted:you're really loving dumb space kimchi granted, but so is the reactionary, religiously-zealous attitude that the climate crusaders have
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2007 22:48 |
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fritz posted:look how stupid you are being blackballed for speaking the TRUTH itt
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2007 22:58 |
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Pamplmoose posted:wow you're retarded more being blackballed for speaking the TRUTH itt p.s. this is what i am talking about. three people have called me retarded without backing anything up. if i'm retarded tell me why i'm retarded don't tell me i'm stupid like you're some fundie telling me i'm going to hell for not believing in jesus.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2007 23:05 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 01:02 |
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ok guys stop now you're just making me blush
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2007 23:15 |