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Starshark posted:I'm a loving idiot who hasn't read the million threads on climate change in this forum alone, much less looked up any websites on the subject. Please spoon-feed me. It's all in the name of honest debate. why would i want to read d&d threads about climate change i might as well shove spikes through my skull. seriously i loving hate both sides of the argument why would i want to read pages of multi-paragraph posts about it. regardless, people were sending death threats to the reporters that uncovered that al gore uses an unholy amount of electricity so blackballing or no CLIMATE CRUSADERS are doing more harm than good and i hate them all.
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Starshark posted:Yes because all climate crusaders are death-threat issuing fuckwits good one ban yourself. gj being the bigger idiot
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Straight Foolish posted:why can't ppl be cool like those south park guys they realize that the truth is always in the middle of two positions no matter what those positions are actually it's more like i'm pissed off that whether or not climate change will kill us all there are ways to come out of this situation ahead for everyone but we're too busy being scared of nuclear power and letting GM lie to us about how impractical electric cars are, among many other things, to do something about it
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Straight Foolish posted:what the gently caress is this poo poo no u
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Xenophon posted:
ahahaha the french like to surrender good one that is fresh and new
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Plastic Ninja posted:france france france france paging rubber cat to this thread to make a remix of the LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS comic only with this
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Uncle Wemus posted:i've seen a gently caress ton of conservatives solving their children problems with pills why is this a liberal solution? bootstraps don't come in pill form, son
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woah woah woah what the gently caress on today's:  Is this a statement on how terrible the LIBERAL JEW MEDIA is, or is it just a display that anthromorphic talking republican duck is really stupid, or what gives? Who is the woman that looks like what would happen if that one bug-eyed guy from Red Meat went tranny? SO MANY QUESTIONS For the convenience of those of you not familiar with Red Meat: 
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Nov 3, 2007 23:21
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rubber cat posted: It could be a real Mallard Fillmore cartoon!
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Oldbill posted:replace "john colbert" with "anne o'reilly", the rear end with "america's middle-aged", and change the scene to an airport bathroom.
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 I'm going to circumvent the usual "lol laffo at this retard" comments and note that his drawing of Hitler and Stalin is pretty spot-on, but Elvis looks terrible. I think this says something.
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Jaime posted:Tutu was allegedly anti-Jewish while Coulter...wait she is too. Yeah gently caress this garbage. God ann coulter deserves her own megathread. I read the loving book jacket of some book she wrote when I was at the book store the other day and I had had it with her. Maybe it's just me, but it's like she took every obnoxious thing about the circular logic Mormons use to defend their insanity and amplified them by about a billion. "I'm right because I'm right. See how you're getting angry there? You're angry because I'm right, not because I'm being a horrifically obnoxious bitch. You're angry because you hate what I say because you know you're wrong and that JESUS IS LORD and your heathen rear end is going to hell. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm spewing out utter nonsense and being obnoxious about it. Nothing at all. I'm right, you're wrong, and my hands prove that I'm a transsexual."
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Bi Till I Die posted:she knows shes being obnoxious. im sure she actually believe what she says, but exaggerates it for the effect it has on liberals. she's the ultimate real life troll, and bruce tinsley, michael moore, al franken, bill maher, bill o'reilly, and all the other pundits on both sides who exist soley to piss their chosen rivals off should bow in the prescence of their lord. Oh of course she's a professional troll. And a drat good one. I guess what I just posted there was my "holy poo poo so that's what all the fuss is about" coming out story of sorts. I almost feel bad though because I know she feeds off of that kind of attention as she is basically the political version of Paris Hilton, whom I am sure gets $5 every time someone says her name on the internet.
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Xenophon posted:Wait, is he saying that Al Gore emitting carbon gases is a myth along the lines of Elvis still being alive? That doesn't sound like the Mallard I know It's a fart joke 
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peenworm posted:It is a face penis. oh god now it is like the fedex arrow
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Minty posted:the punchline is that he's paid to make these it's that LIEbrals are so concerned with being cool they want a DESIGNER dog not a RESCUE DOG for PLEBEIANS but this is wacky because LIEbrals don't eat meat because they hug trees!
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Heresiarch posted:thanks, this was an awesome story and a nice break and way to chill out after someone reminded me that not only is orrin hatch still breathing, but that he's still an elected official, something that never fails to enrage me
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 The hell? Evil LIEbrals are hypocrites? What the hell kind of convoluted point is trying to be made here? Even better can it be made without Tinsley coming off as some kind of douce? Well, obviously, no, but still, I was asking a rhetorical question thanks for ruining it.
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 oh god why the gently caress is this "storyline" continuing and why does he keep waffling on what's good or bad OH GOD MALLARD FILLMORE
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DaveWoo posted:Where have you been? Tinsley always takes a single joke and beats it into the ground over the course of an entire week. the sad thing is if you take just this last one and ignore the rest of the week, and ESPECIALLY if you ignore the liberal/conservative overtones, it actually approaches funny. unlike most mallard fillmores, it has a punchline, and it's not overstated. it's like the rest of the week has been discarded sketches, then he finally got it right with the last one
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Nov 11, 2007 02:25
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ShloonTangMan posted:i am sure the next two weeks of this strip will revolve around thanksgiving tip poo poo like he always does this time of year THANKSGIVING TIP #135345: white people are better than indians, don't let the evil PC nazi police tell you otherwise
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Nov 11, 2007 06:00
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Jaime posted:If you have to be rear end-plastered to enjoy egg nog, you'd think it would be Tinsley's favorite drink.
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Aliquid posted:congrats you've found four only two more to go!
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Jaime posted:rubbercat or someone really needs to make a fapfapfap version of this
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 There I tried to make it kind of funny and less partisan. Still lacking, though.
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Jungle Bus posted:Let me have a go at it: I like it! Even less effort too. I was trying to convey a frusturation that republicans get up in arms about stupid poo poo and wreck everything in their path, and the democrats are too big of wusses to stop it, but it's hard to convey a hatred and mistrust of both sides since everyone looks for biases. 
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repetitionary posted:bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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bobservo posted:harry shearer is liberal and almost as embarrassing a combination of anger and boredom had me reaching for the x at one minute in
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Wheany posted:I love you.
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EndOfTheWorld posted:Yeah, saddle in for an entire week of this writer's strike poo poo. "LOL The TeeVee Librals can't say nothing unless their socialist union-backed writers put it in their mouths." welp, 
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Uncle Wemus posted:could he be a bigger human being? he's showing solidarity to the writer's strike though which is confusing, i thought writers guilds where evil liberal communist jews
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Well the writer's strike arc ends quickly (for Tinsley) and leads us to: I'm going to try and translate this comic from Brucese to English. *ahem* loving FRANCE AND THEIR FREEDOM FRIES gently caress THEM FRENCHIES THEY JUST SURRENDER AND gently caress AND WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS AND HEY THERE IS A REASON FRANCE AND gently caress AND human being ALL BEGIN WITH F IT IS BECAUSE FRANCE SUCKS I HATE FRANCE I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
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Starshark posted:You should add, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO FRANCE AND WOULDN'T KNOW PARIS FROM HILTON IN FACT I THINK BRITTANY IS IN ENGLAND BUT LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THOSE SNAIL EATING FUCKERS AND WHY I HATE THEM bruce tinsley via google translate posted:loving FRANCE AND THEIR FREEDOM FRIES gently caress THEM FRENCHIES THEY JUST SURRENDER AND gently caress AND WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS AND HEY THERE IS A REASON FRANCE AND gently caress AND human being ALL BEGIN WITH F IT IS BECAUSE FRANCE SUCKS I HATE FRANCE I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO FRANCE AND WOULDN'T KNOW PARIS FROM HILTON IN FACT I THINK BRITTANY IS IN ENGLAND BUT LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THOSE SNAIL EATING FUCKERS AND WHY I HATE THEM
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pwn-michel Jarre posted:to be fair there is usually a long publication delay on syndicated comic strips but then again how does he not know that yet I would think that Mallard Fillmore would in theory be on a "faster" track or at least allow for last-minute "interrupts" given how topical it is [supposed to be] but seriously it is 2007 and some of these jokes feel like they're from 1997. or 1994.
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JooJooFlop posted:I learned that when people started seriously talking about a war on Christmas. it's like someone decided to make an entire political party and ideology around that cranky guy that sits on the porch and yells at passing kids and squirrels bam, republican party also what's hilarious is the war on christmas thing might very well become a self fulfilling prophecy. nobody (worth mentioning) actually hates christmas or wants to get rid of it, but if someone wants a war THAT bad someone's going to bring it to them eventually
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