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Man, nothing get me stoked like Jesus. Whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps i just bust out a picture of the big guy and I'm feeling like a million bux again. I thought I would share a few of my favorites with you and you can share yours too! This one is probably my all time favorite. i like to think about it whenever I'm sinning because he's got this look on his face like "What chu doin man? You aint supposed to be doin that boo."  I know when you see this you are going to be like, "why is JC taking that guys herion? What a jerk." Thats what I thought too at first, but if you look closer you'll notice that the guy looks like a total deadbeat and he probably just owes Jesus money. He was probably just taking the heroin as payment because the guy didn't have enough cash.Thats pretty selfless. (edit: he has nunchucks on his door though so he can't be all bad.)  I have this one on a t-shirt I wear to the Gym. my lats don't look that good yet but if I pray enough and take some steroids i could look like the Power Team this time next year.  This one is great. Its a poster I have on the wall in my room. I like to act like im in a band with him when I am rocking out to Petra and DC talk.  I don't really remember Jesus looking like this but he ripped those demons heads off so i assume it has to be him. I'm not going to try and argue with GIS.  Anyhow, I guess that about does it for now. What are your favorite pictures of everyones favorite jew? 
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It's my buddy. Buddy christ.
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I know whenever I'm doing heroin I love to have my brothers skull on a stool next to me. And I always keep the nunchucks on the door handle in case those crazy kids come back and smear jelly all over my wall again.
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Found right here on the forums, no idea where it originally came from:
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Frakes.
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Xile posted:I know whenever I'm doing heroin I love to have my brothers skull on a stool next to me. And I always keep the nunchucks on the door handle in case those crazy kids come back and smear jelly all over my wall again. Oh, but do you have your revolver atop some playing cards? Don't lie, now. Jesus will know.
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Dave Syndrome posted:Found right here on the forums, no idea where it originally came from: See now thats what i'm fuckin talking about right there!
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whenever I feel I'm about to sin I think of this picture and it makes sure I don't sin.
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 This is my favorite. I mean look, he's clearly about to kick some MJ-12 rear end. Edit: wait I think I did this wrong
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 EDIT: HAHA, gently caress. Wiseblood fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Oct 25, 2007 |
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 What. I mean, he's probably Jesus of Kobol. 
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 Edit: I cant remember where I found this almightyerin fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Oct 25, 2007 |
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Here's one I found from the forums too: Not quite as inspiring, but hey.
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 Former N*SYNC Member - JC Chasez.
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 This is from a church in England (I think). There's a hippie theory that the plants below Jesus are, from left to right, syrian rue, opium poppy, a mushroom in the genus psilocybe  , and amanita muscaria.Then the green vine underneath it is  .I haven't heard any other theories for what the things below him are, so this stuck.
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tallkidwithglasses posted:whenever I feel I'm about to sin I think of this picture and it makes sure I don't sin. poo poo, giant scissors are heading towards Earth at an alarming velocity! Save us celestial Jesus!
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I think Jesus looks a little too happy about that loving root canal. 
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 God Bless America!
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Dave Syndrome posted:Found right here on the forums, no idea where it originally came from: There's the comedy central logo in the corner.
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 By Your Powers Combined... The symbolism in this one baffles me, though. Who are those men playing dice at the base of the Captain Planet Jesus cross? Is that Cheney?
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http://thepaincomics.com/weekly050504.htm ITS A BOMB JC A BOMB Typhoon Jim fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Oct 25, 2007 |
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JC? Heroin? There's only one... And he was a carpenter too!
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brock! posted:I think Jesus looks a little too happy about that loving root canal. It looks like he's cheering the dentist on..."I know this guys mouth is foul...only a little more and you are done...you can do it!!" Edit: Also I'm now trying to picture the state of mind the guy who drew this was in when he was inspired. almightyerin fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Oct 25, 2007 |
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Aerial Strike Jesus.
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almightyerin posted:
My memory says rotten.com. Another one I found here a while ago: 
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No where to run to baby. Jesus will find you.
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Celluloid posted:JC? Heroin? There's only one... you reminded me... the funeral of mr. jesus christ allin I don't know about you but I always get loving stoked when I think about GG Allin Typhoon Jim fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Oct 25, 2007 |
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Core tactic posted:There's the comedy central logo in the corner. that's an ebay auction pic watermark...
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Neurozys posted:Jesus H. Christ! That was a wonderful thread.
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  Jesus teaches us to say "gently caress it" and do what we want.
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While the photo of Christ itself is not very compelling, the movie most certainly is.
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el Gran Poco posted:that's an ebay auction pic watermark... and it looks startlingly like the old "Worth 1000" logo, too.
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