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i'm getting it in two weeks, chill

i need time to finalize the design and think it over real good and also i don't have enough money this payday (the last is the real reason)

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yeah strawbery jam, psto tattoo

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Strawberry Jam posted:

when i first got it:

that's bitching, how much it run you

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nice

Chewbecca posted:

post deisgn?? :shobon:
look the dali idea was cool but that poo poo would probably cost a lot of money and also i slept on the idea of a melting clock and it didn't hold up the next morning

whereas this



is still holding up

maybe someone with a tablet and skill can re-create this in a high res format i can print out and take in with me :shobon:

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Chewbecca posted:

I just got this done, took 60 minutes and hurt like a friggen bitch ugh
lol ur awesome

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Strawberry Jam posted:

you jerks
what it's cool

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Chewbecca posted:

:what:
:sweatdrop:

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chewbacca whats your aim name

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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

who dont you ask kc to draw you a knew one
he posts here from time to time
ok I give, who is "kc"???????

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mr. ribs posted:

why would you want a dick and a butt on your body forever and ever
i have a dick butt personality type

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Strawberry Jam posted:



other one im p much a huge dork
lol these are the best tattoos

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now i'm having second thoughts on dick butt

tattoos are hard work

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Chewbecca posted:

seriously a salvador dali tatt would be awesome

just save up a bit longer or something, there is no point getting a tattoo that is less that perfect just cos it is all you can afford at the time, you want something that no one else has!

Engine Fortegue posted:

like dickbutt!
THIS IS THE CONFLICT WITHIN MY SOUL

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Calvin Coolidge posted:

good luck getting jobs, loosers :duckhuntdoglaughing:
it's gonna be on my ankle where it's hidden at work, nublet

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Chewbecca posted:

serisouly what I wrote is totally true to please read it and consider it ok??
I will. I am thinking a lot of people have a dali clock, you know? but I will browse sa art history dot zip for inspiration

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zip, inspire me

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you can't have too much beer

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aboot three inches high, bottom of the right calf :c00lbutt:

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^^thanks

dalin posted:

so what'd the artist say?
he dug it and took a picture for hisself

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it hurt and i didn't even have anything fancy like shading, besides the "erased lines" look

I kept thinking as i gritted my teeth and held ashlee's hand "I'm glad this isn't a detailed melting clock" and i am not getting another tattoo ever.

probably

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A Curvy Goonette posted:

http://www.mattdixon.co.uk/
:nws: http://www.mattdixon.co.uk/g23.htm

that's sick (and awesome)

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dalin posted:

chief i think you might regret this later on
nah i know myself pretty well by this time in my life to know i'm a dick butt kinda guy

also it's not on my face or something where it can't be easily hidden if I end up hating it for some reason

Legionnaire posted:



Mine.
that must have hurt

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A Curvy Goonette posted:

http://www.mattdixon.co.uk/g37.htm

another one of my favs
aaaawwwwwwwwwwww :)

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Menorah on Fire posted:

Only way I'd believe this if I knew the person getting it would be if he/she were crippled so that his/her right calf would never actually be showing the tatoo.

That said, if you use your right calf healthily and often show it off, you've got massive stones. I can't think of anyone I know that's ballsy enough to do what you did.
i would have done it on the forearm except that it would preclude me from certain jobs (the presence of the tattoo, not the content, though the latter wouldn't help matters either)

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Strawberry Jam posted:

the place where i got mine was giving half off for giant crying native american tats and endangered animals
hahahhaaha

aahhahahaha

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Drew Tyler posted:

suddenly I take byob posters more seriously
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2679102

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Menorah on Fire posted:

I just realized, the artist even nailed the eraser marks -- that's pretty solid.
I specifically told him to :)

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dalin posted:

:pwn:

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Strawberry Jam posted:

the irony is she cant be buried in a jewish cemetary now
lol

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oh hey, this thread, it's back

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this thread is legend, not me

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Huitz posted:

I'd be surprised if this wasn't in helldump already

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it's reddish now but i keep it cleansed and whatnot. takes ten days or so to heal, they told me

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cat scratch achiever posted:

never gets funny either
a lone voice of sanity in an insane byob, csa rides through the wildnerness on the Bike of Straightshooter. enlightenment can be had for a passing glance, one moment, one little second a lost soul can spare. csa can save them. csa will save them. csa... must, save them.

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Danbo Daxter! posted:

keep it out of sunlight and don't take any baths for a week (take showers instead and keep it covered up with something)

if you do not take care of your new tattoo it will fade!
I only rock the shower, baths are rare. thank you :)

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Lesbian Dentist #47 posted:

internet tell me the tattoo i should get i'll do ANYTHING im very impressionable and desperate to please :)
I did it purely for the 5ives :D

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cat scratch achiever posted:

forgive me for not seeing the hilarity in someone getting the worst tattoo this side of the corncob sailor

on the other hand, wait, it is hilarious, simply because I'm not the loser who got a dickbutt tattoo or any other loser who thinks it's funny enough to get it tattooed or funny period

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Lesbian Dentist #47 posted:

csa he needs some sort of custom title. i mean between this and the bar mitzvah thread he's obviously a very special poster
do you sincerely believe i would get a tattoo for imaginary votes on a message board

you cant take the effect and make it the cause

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Lesbian Dentist #47 posted:

oh thank god you didn't get the tattoo then?
i got it because i liked it

Danbo Daxter! posted:

run the tattoo gun as normal but with no ink in it, leaves a nice scar but it's not permanent
from what he told me it was grey ink, but I wasn't pressing the issue on his techniques

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Lesbian Dentist #47 posted:

you got an internet meme tattoo because the internet told you to do it
i got a funny picture tattoo that someone suggested in a thread where i asked for tattoo suggestions, so besides the meme thing, you have pointed out what was stated openly all along