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roomy (fellow goon) had his art school friend over and decided to take a plaster mold of his face, but didnt take into account it drying over his facial hair... Any suggestions on how he might get it off would be much appreciated, so far hes tried resoaking in warm water. currently taking tiny pieces off with pliers been at it an hour. its midnight and he is almost ready to go to the hospital heres some pics of the noob   
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Hahahahaha. E: Go with the chisel and hammer route, it's the only way. Boon fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Nov 29, 2007 |
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Nov 29, 2007 08:08
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Just rip it all off at once.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:08
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Quick, like a band-aid.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:08
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Have you tried Kerosene and a match?
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Nov 29, 2007 08:09
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welp, thats unfortunate.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:09
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Just leave it. He looks awesome.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:09
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Art Major.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:09
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A clean shave is in order. Or you can try soaking the lower half of his face in warm water for a much longer time.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:09
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The Gillette Fusion has 5 blades.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:09
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He and that guy yesterday who covered his entire head in masking tape should join forces.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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Tried muratic acid?
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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Wait... he had a friend in art school who did this? And they didn't realize goatee + plaster = pain and injury? Someone wasn't paying attention in class!  Oh, and on a helpful note, tell him he's gotta sacrifice that goatee unless he wants a huge copay from the hospital. Besides, all they're going to do is shave that sucker off, so he might as well do it at home and save himself the assrape.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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Boon posted:Hahahahaha. Way to put some Vaseline on first man. That’s got to hurt.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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can you work a straight razor or hobby knife (well he should do this) carefully between it and the skin to shave the hair? I don't think it's keeping the facial hair. I also seem to recall when I did plaster casting that I had to be clean shaven to do it 
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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kliksf posted:The Gillette Fusion has 5 blades. actually it has 6.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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He just has this look of "I hate you." in the second photo. It's priceless.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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Did he try shaving the plaster off, with a shaver?
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Nov 29, 2007 08:10
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Did anyone else read "Roomy gets plaster mold stuck to goatse"? It was really disappointing when I found out what it really was.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:11
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I advise him to repeatedly run full speed into a wall till it breaks apart.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:11
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Pee on it
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Nov 29, 2007 08:11
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Whatever the solution, if it involves pain, you must video tape it. Tell him its a white trash waxing kit and just to pull the drat thing off.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:11
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Just make a hole and shove a straw in there so he can breathe easier. See how long he can go with it on his face.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:11
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This is going to turn out like that scene in 40 Year Old Virgin.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:11
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How long's the hair underneath? If it's all short and stubbly like what you've uncovered, ripping it off might be best. If it's much longer, and you've been clipping as you go, your friend might be in for some pain. There might be some form of mild acid that dissolves the plaster that won't eat his face, isn't it primarily some form of calcium? 
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Nov 29, 2007 08:11
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WAIT! Before you go to the hospital/dynamite it/put acid on it, draw a new mouth and goatee on it for him, and post pictures for maximum GBS Comedy mileage!
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Nov 29, 2007 08:12
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XyrlocShammypants posted:Did he try shaving the plaster off, with a shaver? yeah with a straight razor and an electric one, the buzzer cut some skin chunks out which is why hes using pliers now. hes only giving permission to rip it off in one piece if he stops breathing out of his nose
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Nov 29, 2007 08:13
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Acetone, perhaps? Of course, I've never intentionally poured acetone all over my face before... I'd try ethanol then acetone before resorting to more drastic measures...
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Nov 29, 2007 08:13
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If you rip it off film it.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:13
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Clockwork Sputnik posted:WAIT! Before you go to the hospital/dynamite it/put acid on it, draw a new mouth and goatee on it for him, and post pictures for maximum GBS Comedy mileage! also add shoe on head to this ^^^
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Nov 29, 2007 08:14
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Every time he says something, ask him "what" in an increasingly loud voice, then tell him that you can't hear him and that he should wait a second, you're going to just rip it off quick.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:15
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Try warm water and vinegar. Failing that, pull on it as much as possibly (he has to suck it up, and you owe him) use a small hair clipper and gently and slowly cut away the goatee from the plaster. When you cant reach any more goatee hair, try to break off some plaster. Good luck. Also: haha that is hilarious!
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Nov 29, 2007 08:15
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Again, shave the sucker. If you have any small hair-trimming scissors, use that. Barring that, a razor blade would work only if the plaster is stuck on hair and not skin; otherwise, you're in for a shitload of blood and pain. Oh, and while you're at it, he's got a zit on his left cheek. Grab that sucker too.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:16
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Wow. That's quite a sticky situation.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:16
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Some of these are really funny ideas, but would obviously be quite painful for your unfortunate buddy. The best serious answer is to go the hospital. But do this before you go: Clockwork Sputnik posted:draw a new mouth and goatee on it for him, and post pictures vvv Try this first. vvv
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Nov 29, 2007 08:16
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Googling turned up: "A hot-water bottle held against a porous plaster will assist in quickly removing it from the skin." No mention of what you do if a goatee is involved, but this may make it easier to remove....slightly.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:17
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Rubbing alcohol, Vaseline and patience. Failing that, nair. Edit: Rub Vaseline around the edges of his skin, so moving it'll be a little less painful. Soak a rag with rubbing alcohol and dab at the edges, trying to get it to soak under. Use those pliers CAREFULLY to nip away any plaster that lifts away from his skin. Curiouser fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Nov 29, 2007 |
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Nov 29, 2007 08:17
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Clockwork Sputnik posted:WAIT! Before you go to the hospital/dynamite it/put acid on it, draw a new mouth and goatee on it for him, and post pictures for maximum GBS Comedy mileage! I agree with this. He was stupid enough to put plaster mold on his face while he still has facial hair, and I don't see why we shouldn't get a laugh out of it. On a side note, you're either going to have to spen a poo poo load of time trying to break/crush it off, or shave him.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:17
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Why don't you try boiling water and having him sit over the steam? Maybe come in contact plaster-first with the boiling water if you're careful enough? What you really need to do is get the plaster warmer and have it expand so it can become moist again. At that point you might want to try acetone/nailpolish remover, if chipping away at the moist plaster doesn't work. You could also make a really hot moist rag in the oven and try it that way. Gewn fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Nov 29, 2007 |
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Nov 29, 2007 08:18
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Have you tried working some liquid lube around it? Or even getting some conditioner in there to soak into the hairs? Using a small hammer with a thin stiff piece of something to protect his face? Nair? Where is the art major in all this? Why not call his professor to see if he has any tips or hints. Seconding the draw a smile on it and post pics.
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