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Zip

Here you go. It's an actual field manual now. I put it in a pink binder with a nice cover sheet and left it out in several places today. At one point some sergeant was both screaming and laughing about it. I managed to get it back to my room and tomorrow I'm going to sneak it upstairs in with the rest of the field manuals.

# ? Dec 6, 2007 22:13

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:54

Bicycle SexFucker: I have zero interest in marriage.

Zip posted:

Here you go. It's an actual field manual now. I put it in a pink binder with a nice cover sheet and left it out in several places today. At one point some sergeant was both screaming and laughing about it. I managed to get it back to my room and tomorrow I'm going to sneak it upstairs in with the rest of the field manuals.

I want my tax money back..god damnit.

Actually this is the best use of my money, ever.

# ? Dec 6, 2007 22:15

Zip

Neu posted:

I want my tax money back..god damnit.

Actually this is the best use of my money, ever.

it was my printer and my printer paper.

suck my dick

Edit: I thought the retarded 'tax money' references were over with 6 months ago.

# ? Dec 6, 2007 22:17

Bicycle SexFucker: I have zero interest in marriage.

Zip posted:

it was my printer and my printer paper.

suck my dick

Edit: I thought the retarded 'tax money' references were over with 6 months ago.

I was in a coma for 2 years dude...i'm posting with my eyes. gently caress off.

# ? Dec 6, 2007 22:21

Zip

Neu posted:

I was in a coma for 2 years dude...i'm posting with my eyes. gently caress off.

I hate to break it to you but during those two years we've elevated above using eyes.

We have 'neural implants' now. Also when lowtax bans us we recieve a high grade shock.

# ? Dec 6, 2007 22:23

CatelynIsAZombie: I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Zip posted:

how well did zoro block out ?

# ? Dec 6, 2007 22:26

Zip

Pan Ache posted:

how well did zoro block out ?

it came out ok. I just 4 framed it.

I think the 3 that got the biggest laughs were "Ramp the bitch", "Just punch through his loving skull" and the one without any words where two guys are fighting and one guy just disapears leaving the other holding his ACU top.

Also "Fort Jackson nights" really pissed off one of the sergeants because I guess he was at fort jackson at one point. Everyone started teasing him after that.

# ? Dec 6, 2007 22:31

TimeManageMentos

Zip posted:

Here you go. It's an actual field manual now. I put it in a pink binder with a nice cover sheet and left it out in several places today. At one point some sergeant was both screaming and laughing about it. I managed to get it back to my room and tomorrow I'm going to sneak it upstairs in with the rest of the field manuals.

so maybe you'll clue us all in on what that mysterious number, "31337," is? :iia:

# ? Dec 6, 2007 23:19

Zip

TimeManageMentos posted:

so maybe you'll clue us all in on what that mysterious number, "31337," is?

it's my waist and breast size.

# ? Dec 6, 2007 23:41

Turbo D: onkey

zip you rule

# ? Dec 7, 2007 01:16

PeriodCommaColon

i know im late to the party but i never posted these

# ? Dec 7, 2007 01:29

A Curvy Goonette: "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

So what did the Sgt. say about it

# ? Dec 7, 2007 01:40

Georgie Fruit: by Worst Admin Ever

Zip posted:

"Ramp the bitch"

# ? Dec 7, 2007 02:27

Stocking

PeriodCommaColon posted:

# ? Dec 7, 2007 03:26

andy17null: I'M SO GODDAMN RETARDED, I THINK THIS IS LITERALLY REAL MONEY

# ? Dec 7, 2007 05:27

Turtles

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# ? Dec 7, 2007 05:32

Nostalgia4Butts: WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Zip posted:

Also "Fort Jackson nights" really pissed off one of the sergeants because I guess he was at fort jackson at one point. Everyone started teasing him after that.

LOL! that was mine! awesome!

I went to basic at Lost-in-the-woods, so I have to rag on relaxin' jackson. awesome stuff, dude

# ? Dec 7, 2007 05:47

mCpwnage: Motherfuckers, If it says 55 drive 55.

Zip posted:

Here you go. It's an actual field manual now. I put it in a pink binder with a nice cover sheet and left it out in several places today. At one point some sergeant was both screaming and laughing about it. I managed to get it back to my room and tomorrow I'm going to sneak it upstairs in with the rest of the field manuals.

I just came.

# ? Dec 7, 2007 06:17

Thank You Card: I'm your only friend.

im eating a pancake with powdered sugar on top and i was reading this thread ant taking a bite and i laughed really hard and all the sugar flew off thanks alot byob t :mad:

# ? Dec 7, 2007 07:04

Zenzirouj: What about you, thread?
You got any tricks?

take your pick I can't decide

# ? Dec 7, 2007 07:58

Engine Fortegue: strap me down they must sedate me
poke me prod me irritate me

nice work zip, "31337" was a nice touch

# ? Dec 7, 2007 08:31

seriousclown: Are you ready to... HARD BUTT ROCK?!?!

Zip, you da man. How much do you want for a copy of that? I got a buddy who's since been discharged from the marine corps who would probably get a kick out of that.

# ? Dec 7, 2007 09:28

Turtles

Turtles fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Dec 7, 2007

# ? Dec 7, 2007 10:06

Zenzirouj: What about you, thread?
You got any tricks?

# ? Dec 7, 2007 16:15

Opinion Haver

# ? Dec 7, 2007 17:32

mantaworks: by Fragmaster

Veinor posted:

hahaha

# ? Dec 7, 2007 21:02

OH WORD SON

hiding itt.

# ? Dec 7, 2007 23:13

OH WORD SON

Oh jesus. Just wake me when all this poo poo is over.

# ? Dec 7, 2007 23:17

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

Veinor posted:

haha!

# ? Dec 8, 2007 00:28

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

Zenzirouj posted:

lol

# ? Dec 8, 2007 00:35

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

Zip posted:

Here you go. It's an actual field manual now. I put it in a pink binder with a nice cover sheet and left it out in several places today. At one point some sergeant was both screaming and laughing about it. I managed to get it back to my room and tomorrow I'm going to sneak it upstairs in with the rest of the field manuals.

whooooaaaaa holy poo poo Zip hahahaha

# ? Dec 8, 2007 01:41

May Electric: two kewl rawk chicks listening to NEU!

eat a lot sleep a lot brush 'em like crazy run a lot do a lot never be lazy

# ? Dec 8, 2007 02:50

SCARY NEW DAD: by Fragmaster

wow... good thread. if you want better threads go to CAMAZON . COM for funny satire!

# ? Dec 8, 2007 04:31

Scarf: On sight

ahahahah ait's funny cause it's have nothign to do with the threaD!!!!!!

# ? Dec 8, 2007 08:36

DoomCenturion: drat space alien demons killed my rabbit

its lovely but its what I first thought of so tough poo poo

# ? Dec 8, 2007 08:52

DoomCenturion: drat space alien demons killed my rabbit

Turtles posted:

oh man those guys look like ronald reagan or something

# ? Dec 8, 2007 08:57

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# ? Dec 8, 2007 10:20

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# ? Dec 8, 2007 10:21

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# ? Dec 8, 2007 10:22

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# ? Dec 8, 2007 10:22

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