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Thunderwoot Booya
May 3, 2005

hell yeah

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Thunderwoot Booya
May 3, 2005

pretend i quoted everything sir k posted itt

Thunderwoot Booya
May 3, 2005

sometimes i see a post and i go man, i should quote that but then the same guy makes another post and i am faced with a decision. do i quote everything he posts? do i quote nothing? as teh seconds tick away, i wonder... will i get left behind? what if everybody else quotes him and im the only rear end in a top hat who didn.t

posting dilemmas.

Thunderwoot Booya
May 3, 2005

for page 2

gauss posted:


Thunderwoot Booya
May 3, 2005

i need to click this thread more often holy poo poo

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Thunderwoot Booya
May 3, 2005

Fortissimo posted:

Johnny Fiveaces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “drat.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston’s Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. drat, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn’t cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of “CAPITAL”.

He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop’s slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it cyber hard.