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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

We need the non-censored import version of that pic.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

This thread doesn't have enough EMP carbines.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gvaz posted:

ugh someone tell me the story behind johnny.jpg im getting impatient

BYOB decided to make a JRPG-eqsue game called Zybourne Clock with a steampunk setting. Like many goon projects is eventually died due to a lack of actual work and tons of drama. The only thing that still shows up a few months after Zybourne Clock died is all the Zybourne Clock concept art such as the infamous Johnny pic.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Apps posted:

hint: it wasn't byob

hint:It doesn't matter where Johnny originated. All that matters it that he exists.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Just when I was beginning to think that Johnny pics are getting unfunny and cliched this thread comes along.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Well the least they can do is make HL2 Mod inspired by the different nations of Zybourne Clock.

Or a custom Johnny model for Garry's Mod.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

wise old hitachi posted:

I dont see how they thought this makes any sense at all

You expect video games to be realistic. Zybourne Clock never attempted to have a realistic setting.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Honestly,did the Zybourne Clock ever list what special abilites Johnny has?

I assume since he is a excellent gambler he, can rake in tons of money for your party so you can easily buy better equipment.

etalian fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Dec 5, 2007

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Johnny is so great he has his own song:

When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

The old church bell will peal with joy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To welcome home our darling boy,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The village lads and lassies say
With roses they will strew the way,
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

Get ready for the Jubilee,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give the hero three times three,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.

Let love and friendship on that day,
Hurrah, hurrah!
Their choicest pleasures then display,
Hurrah, hurrah!
And let each one perform some part,
To fill with joy the warrior's heart,
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home

From the US Civil War,maybe he's a time traveler in addition to a being a world class gambler

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MrCringerpants posted:

what is johnny doing in the alps?


Looks pretty uncomfortable.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SchoolSucks1842 posted:

johnny for ycs background '07



Is this thread finnished yet? I hope not.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Johnny king one made me laugh the most. Probably because it has the most extreme case obvious crotch bulge of all the submissions so far itt.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Metajo posted:

dear god!

it's full of stars.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mechanigma posted:

This thread.
This loving thread.



I'm speechless.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ScootsMagoosLady posted:

previously unseen piece of zybourne clock artwork http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=99207

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

How could such a hot momma spawn such a ugly creature?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Please make a Patton parody with Johnny.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sylus was probably based on D&D posters.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Holy Calamity! posted:

how is this thread about games

Zybourne Clock is going to get Game of Year award a few years from now when it actually get released and will spawn a ton of sequels like the Final Fantasy series.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I wonder if Johnny can ever get blue balls?

Probably not.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PipeRifle posted:

I would love a pack of playing cards with these designs on them, but which one would go on the ace

I'm not sure there's enough characters in Zybourne Clock to make a full deck.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MasterSlowPoke posted:

what show is that from, I don't get HBO

It's from the movie Smoking Aces.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PipeRifle posted:



it's jeremy piven from smokin' aces which sucked bad

Sorry Mr. Cinema Expert I beat you.

I can't get mad at you since your Starship Troopers riffing in BYOB was really funny.

etalian fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Dec 9, 2007

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Someone do a parody of this guy:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Surgey posted:

also put some big-tittied bitches on the front because that's what all comic books have

A shameful path led her here.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

So time travel is basically a Krogan from mass effect since it has four balls?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

There was a dream that was Zybourne Clock. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I wonder if Johnny ever had a romance sub-plot in Zybourne Clock.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Specineff posted:



Too Cyberpunk.

2.5/5

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

So how long before there's a SA Mart Zybourne Clock thread? I am sure there is a huge demand for inspirational Johnny posters.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

RobTG posted:

250 hours of johnny

Actually Zybourne Clock will have unlimited hours of gameplay since once Johnny destroys the Zybourne Clock at the end of the game you are transported back to the beginning of the game. Time works that way.

It's similar to the ending of the The Dark Tower.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Universe Master posted:

Needs to have a sex mini game, because this is a mature title for mature people.

I'm not sure anyone wants to see Johnny naked.

Also the first 5000 people to pre-order Zybourne Clock will receive a complimentary inflatable cod-piece,beer mug,cigar case or deck of playing cards.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PnP Bios posted:

Gimme the source code so I can work on a dreamcast port.

You could also make for the Dreamcast 2. I heard about it in the Games forum.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

wise old hitachi posted:

CLIFF OF TIME

or perhaps regular cliff??

Time travel is pretty confusing.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

So is Zybourne Clock going to have achievements? It's a deal breaker for me.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SkellingTon Loc posted:

hosed up some poo poo like his leg and the shadows....... posting anyway.


Nothing like dodging a hail of EMP machine gun fire.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Wheany posted:



I guess this answers the question of whether or not Johnny stuffs his pants with socks to achieve the crotch bulge effect.

etalian fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Dec 13, 2007

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Wankis posted:

aag


He got owned so bad he didn't get a chance to fire a single shot from his EMP rifle.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ferrinus posted:

i actually like the battle music they made for zybourne clock

note that i am the kind of person who listens to playlists of sonic the hedgehog tunes on winamp so this doesn't mean anything regarding its quality

Zybourne Clock:The Official Soundtrack

Tracks Include:
1. Johnny's Theme
2. Dirigible Attack
3. A Full House
4. Time is like that
5. Discovery of the Zybourne Clock

and many more....

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Yzzerdd posted:

Zybourne Clock coming out on Steam confirmed

10% Discount for all pre-orders before Dec 25.