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I think I've tried this one before but didn't get anywhere. I read it maybe 25 years ago. It's a sci-fi short story about a criminal of some kind who is critically injured when his stolen spaceship crashes on an uncharted planet. As his body, paralyzed except for partial movement of one arm lays there, it becomes an object of worship for a bunch of teeny tiny aliens who live at 100x speed, use the peeled skin from his sunburn as roofing material, his hair for strong rope, etc. At one point he is able to lift his arm and bring it crashing down on the enemies of the tribe that worships him. At the end, they have evolved to the point of spaceflight and they build a statue to him. If this isn't a real story, I want to know so I can write it and win a Hugo, cause in my brain it was awesome!
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Telemaze posted:I'm looking for a short story I found in an anthology a few years ago. In it, a person meets a stranger on a park bench, and the stranger begins telling the person how he is a refugee who was exiled from his homeland, which he can never return to because it is being run by a tyrant. The tyrant is insane and cruel but since he controls all the propaganda that gets out, he has misled everyone badly. It turns out that the exiled stranger is actually Lucifer. It sounds similar to a story from "Smoke and Mirrors" by Neil Gaiman about a hobo on a park bench telling a story about being the Angel of Vengeance about the first murder in Heaven, which then causes Lucifer to fall. Maybe you're mixing up that one with something else.
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criptozoid posted:It's Alan Dean Foster's Gift of a Useless Man. AWESOME!! Thanks!
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Cortel posted:
This would be Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes.
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Xenix posted:Heard about a book here in TBB, and cannot remember the title or author for the life of me. It was a sci fi novel about revenge. Guy is the only survivor on a wrecked spaceship, sees another ship from his company and sends a distress call, ship ignores him, and the guy vows revenge. If I remember right from the first chapter, he spoke with a cockney accent or something like that. The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester?
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Well, that last bit IS from Fahrenheit 451. The people Montag meets after running away from the Hound all have memorized books to keep them intact for the future.
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PiratePing posted:Actual historical events Well, the first part is a narration of the actual events surrounding the disappearance of the Roanoke colony.
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Pompous Rhombus posted:Can't remember much of this, I think it was a 19th century epic poem about travel or a long journey of some kind that I was reading online a while ago and have since lost the title/URL of. Pretty sure it was originally in English (could be wrong) and set around Europe/the Mediterranean. Er...this isn't a lot to go on, but as a WAG, how about The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge?
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This is an older story (30+ years, probably). The whole thing is a dialogue between two cops who are sitting in a stakeout looking for a plague carrier that they call "Johnny Plague" or something like that. They go on and on with the exposition about how every few years somebody will pop up with some kind of horrible infectious disease and half the people in the world die from it. At one point, one cop, to illustrate a point, pulls out a lighter and holds his hand in the flame for 10 seconds before wincing and pulling it away (the upshot being that the plagues have culled the weak from the human race and we are looking at what would be, compared to us, superhumans). Anyway, if anybody knows title and author, I'd appreciate it.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Don't know about the other stuff, but the hankie/travel metaphor is the "wrinkle" in A Wrinkle In Time. They have used it in half a dozen stories about folding space. Most recent example I can think of is actually a fantasy version. Rand and Egwene use it as a description of Traveling in the Wheel of Time series.
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hyperhazard posted:I was trying to explain this book to someone the other day, and they just looked puzzled, but hopefully it'll ring a bell for someone here. Rising Stars, by J. Michael Straczynski. And it's a comic book series.
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Phillip K. Dork posted:There's also I Will Fear No Evil which features the transplant of the old man main character's brain into the body of his young female secretary as a main plot element. Ah. Farnham's Freehold. Where the POV character's daughter asks him which she should do, miscegenation or incest...and he has to THINK about it before telling her that, while it's distasteful, she should bang the darkie. Priceless.
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brainfizz posted:There's couple of books I read 20 years ago which amused my teenage self but would probably not be so good now. I'd like to find out what they were anyway: OOH! I get to win one! The first one is the Guardians of the Flame by Joel Rosenberg
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angelicism posted:I asked about this in this thread years ago and apparently stumped everyone then, but I figured I'd try again: I read this too. The boy was playing baseball with himself, and there was a button on the bat that recalled the ball to him. I want to say it was by Ben Bova.
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angelicism posted:Really hope someone knows what it is, it's been driving me nuts for years, and it seems to be impossible to Google for. It's funny because since I've been thinking about it, I remember more and more about it. The baseball glows because he can hit it so far in lower gravity, makes it easier to see. There's a siren that goes off, and he starts hauling rear end for the house. I think one of the diamonds cuts his shirt or his heel, but not his skin before he gets in the house. And he's all pissed at the end because his mom makes him go shovel the diamonds off the walk. I almost feel like it was in a middle school English text. And I would have read it almost 30 years ago, so it's definitely old.
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Ok, tough one. Story in a super-hero anthology from maybe 15-20 years ago. The POV is a superhero working with a group and his power is punching things hard by "flexing his arm in a special way only he can." He's a human-looking alien with a superman backstory. A woman obsessed with him discovers his secret identity, and he rejects her because he has no sexual interest in humans because they smell wrong and move wrong and he talks about how he almost starved as an infant before his foster mother found things he could eat. At the end, he says that if she exposes him or won't leave him alone, he'll kill her because he's only a hero to fit in and have something to do.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:One of the Boys by Lawrence Watt-Evans, anthology called Superheroes. Came out in 95. Wow. Just...wow. Thanks!
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Benagain posted:Aright, so there's a book about a second-generation Chinese-Canadian who goes back to China during the 70s and 80s to learn Chinese. It's something of an autobiography. I could've sworn it was called something like Red White and Blue all over but nothing's coming up. Anyone have any ideas? Is it "Red China Blues" by Jan Wong?
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nucleicmaxid posted:I'm trying to remember a fantasy story where they're in a modern day setting, but they travel through some portal (I want to think?) and end up in a magical-focused fantasy world. I remember there were two or three main characters, all fencers, two guys and a girl, one was dating the girl and the other's last name was Silverstein. The one who was dating the girl's dad was a famous duelist/fencer and there were like Baronies of Fire and maybe some other elements, but I couldn't tell you if they were Classical elements or Eastern ones. The Hidden Ways series by Joel Rosenberg. As to quality, I shan't say. I thought they were boss when I was a teenager.
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Gorbash posted:Huh. Did he pull an Eddings on his "Guardians of the Flame" series, or are they sufficiently different? Yeah, completely different. About the closest you get is some mental voice similarities between Ian Silverstein and Walter Slovotstky.
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GuyDudeBroMan posted:My dad was a huge sci-fi fan his whole life and read pretty much every sci-fi book known to man. He had boxes and boxes of them in his garage. There is one that sticks out clearly in my mind from when I was a kid and I went back home after he died to try and find it, but by then my mom had thrown all the book away. I was hoping someone might be able to identify this book for me. Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournell
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Adar posted:This was a short story from the 80's. "Word Processor of the Gods" by Stephen King
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The Moon Monster posted:I remember reading a fantasy series as a kid where the author described villains as "swarthy" so often that I thought it was a synonym for villainous. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Possibly the Belgariad. Anything by Edgar Rice Burroughs, H.P. Lovecraft, or before 1950?
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meanolmrcloud posted:I've heard people here talk of a fantasy series that has a main character that is comically perfect and can do no wrong and it just a total bad rear end and it kind of ruins the book in its awfulness. There might have been talk of him owning a tavern in his dotage and he is recollecting the story. Is this book of the new sun? It was recommended to me but the name severian is setting off alarm bells of being warned against it. If your friends have been warning you off The Book of the New Sun, get different friends.
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XBenedict posted:It's kind of a late response, but I was browsing back in the thread and saw it was unanswered. Or maybe "The Girl Who Would Be King?"
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Ok, I read this back in the 80's, probably. This space-thief crash-lands on an alien planet, is thrown from his space-car and is space-paralyzed. He lands near a colony of bug-sized aliens who end up worshipping him as a god because his bodily fluids end a drought and the peeling skin from his sunburn serve as roofing materials (I swear to god). At one point, he manages to move his mostly paralyzed arm 6 inches to wipe out an invading bug tribe. It ends with the bugs blasting off into space and there's a huge monument to him in the background as the founder of their civilization. I got nothin
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Captain Monkey posted:Gift of a Useless Man by Allen Dean Foster. This is it!! Thanks! Can't believe I didn't remember it was Alan Dean Foster!
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Sunswipe posted:Couple of books I've been trying to find the details of for about twenty years. I read both of them either late 80s or early 90s, probably written earlier than that, both sci-fi, both novel length, different authors. I don't remember the straitjacket, but that's the Last Legionary series by Douglas Niles.
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franco posted:Here's one that has been bugging me for a very long time. I would have read it in the early-mid 90's when I would binge anything vaguely horror-y from the library. I think it was from some c-list horror author (think Shaun Hutson/Dean Koontz tier) but it may have been a nobody. This is ringing a bell. Was it something from the Sonja Blues stories by Nancy Collins? Or was it mission in Vampire the Masquerade video game?
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Barbe Rouge posted:One of the Generation V books by M.L. Brennan. These are actually pretty good
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Barbe Rouge posted:Yes they are, IMO. Ugh, is THAT why there's nothing about a 5th book??
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Pham Nuwen posted:I seem to remember an older science fiction story about how the existence of 'color' was some sort of... viral or mimetic transmission? So previously everything was black and white but then eventually people started seeing color? I've tried googling it but only get lists of people of color who've written science fiction. There was a Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin's dad explained that's the way the world worked in the B&W movie era...
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Meanie posted:I'm trying to find a book, I think the author posted here some years ago or you guys found him out and it was somewhat popular for a while. That is "Pact" by Wildbow. Same guy that did "Worm." It's not a book, but a web-serial.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:i dont know what book you're talking about im just invested in the relationship ![]()
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Less Fat Luke posted:Also sounds a bit mixed in with the Eschaton stuff from his earlier Iron Sunrise series - but yes, what a great read. Any idea where I can find an ebook? Only seeing hard copy on Amazon
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Poldarn posted:The Fallout series has ghouls call normal humans "smooth skins", but that's all I got. Their wikia says they use the term "smoothie" as well but that must have been one of the games I didn't play. The Moreau books by S Andrew Swan had the uplifted animals calling humans "pinks" but I seem to recall them saying smooth or smoothie as an insult too.
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Sanford posted:A colleague and I both remember a book with a female character who will only have anal sex, claiming that in her youth she masturbated with a glass bottle which shattered and left her with terrible scars. It transpires she's actually transgender and I think had botched surgery. Don't think this was a key element of the plot, just an aspect we both remember. ![]()
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Alopex posted:I'm looking for a sci-fi book that I think recently came out, I read a preview of it and then forgot the title. Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Steven Barnes practices a whole shitload of martial arts, I'd be surprised if some variety of Kung Fu wasn't among them. Yeah, this is probably Stephen Barnes. The one where the MC is a null-gee boxer, maybe?
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:44 |
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Nebrilos posted:Wow, that was a fast reply. Thank you! It’s a genre classic, one of the all-time greats. Read it soon
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