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OmniCorp
Oct 30, 2004


Camaro?

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007


You're Goddamned right I support Medicare for all.







OmniCorp posted:

Camaro?


Maybe... it's a body kit?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Slur, your fighting style is extremely problematic!

Look what we got here
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/pts/545598598.html

Seem like any other add for stereo equipment, eh? But look closer at the small print below

quote:

the main characters sing it in a round to calm the children down while they are navigating the acidic lakeAs Thorgal grows up he is curious about his origins and often ostracized by his peers for not being a real Viking On his eighth birthday Leif gives him two strange artifacts taken from the capsule he was found in One is a jewel made formand a young Tibetan priest who had embraced Christianity he set out To escape attention the party assumed the dress ofSweet Summer Lovin' 1979 A-side and B-side Country music Dolly Parton Gary Klein Great Balls of Fire (Dolly Parton album) Music genre RCA Record label Record producer /


Beef Juice
Dec 28, 2003
resurrected

Nitrox posted:

...But look closer at the small print below...




Not sure if this is the same thing, but I see text like that at the end of spam all the time. I had always thought it was to throw off content filters and things looking for ads.

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin




Buglord

iamgezuzkryst posted:

Not sure if this is the same thing, but I see text like that at the end of spam all the time. I had always thought it was to throw off content filters and things looking for ads.

This throws off CL's spam filters, if I understand it correctly. CL will not let you post the same ad in more than one section. If you check electronics you'll probably see the same ad with different garbage text.

Schuepbach
Feb 12, 2004



Moruitelda posted:


I weep for my city.

I went to UofR, I weep for anyone who lives in that city

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

ああ!彼からのメールだ!

College Slice

I was looking for a replacement car for my Miata a week ago, and came across a 2000 MR2 for 6400.

Here's the latest ad: http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/546893678.html

quote:

New Engine at 70k (dealer forgot to refil with oil)

But this ad says something different (15 Jan): http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/540435531.html

quote:

New Engine at 60k (dealer forgot to refil with oil)

And the original ad said new engine at 100k.

CARFAX came up with a couple of gems too:

quote:

05/01/2004 - Accident reported in Wake County Involving a left rear impact with another motor vehicle Very minor damage reported

08/17/2004 - Accident reported in Wake County Involving right front impact with another motor vehicle Minor/Moderate damage reported

03/06/2007 - Failed emissions inspection

What a steal.

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/548158941.html

quote:

Hoochie car for sale - $1500
1994 Honda Civic CX 350,000 km.

Nice, reliable, working vehicle for sale. Well maintained and used only for work purposes driving exotic dancers and escorts back and forth (not often that actual sexual intercourse would occur in the car although both seats do recline Further to that there are NO VISIBLE STAINS ON UPHOLSTERY!

Any questions just fire away.



The owner's going to have to go all Gil Grissom on that car.

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003


This $100 Craigslist car:





Turned into this;


gently caress Craigslist sellers when they say only the rockers need work.

King
Jun 28, 2006
Not Kong

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/548229362.html

quote:

I have a clean blue s2000.w/ only 40k. black leather. runs excellent. cash deal.i have title in hand but i do not have car.i honestly dont know where its at but hopefully its coming home soon

This man surely will have offers coming from all sides.

Butt Reactor
Oct 6, 2005

Even in zero gravity, you're an asshole.


Sockington posted:

gently caress Craigslist sellers when they say only the rockers need work.

what the hell happened?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Butt Reactor posted:

what the hell happened?

A lot of ill-advised rust repair happened.

Veeb0rg
Jul 24, 2001

THIS CONVERSATION IS NONPRODUCTIVE!

Butt Reactor posted:

what the hell happened?

The car basically looked like it had lived its life partially submerged in saltwater.

Unreal Fantasy
Oct 18, 2004


Moruitelda posted:

Last time we had one of these threads, I introduced you all to the wonder that is the Rochester, NY car sales community.

http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/544446929.html



http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/544217944.html


http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/543376104.html


I weep for my city.

i enjoy "RUST FREE, NEVER SEEN SALT". oh rochester.

Butt Reactor
Oct 6, 2005

Even in zero gravity, you're an asshole.


Veeb0rg posted:

The car basically looked like it had lived its life partially submerged in saltwater.

VideoTapir posted:

A lot of ill-advised rust repair happened.

durr, I can see the rust spots now Did it happen to come from a waterlogged area, like New Orleans post-Katrina?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Butt Reactor posted:

durr, I can see the rust spots now Did it happen to come from a waterlogged area, like New Orleans post-Katrina?

http://archives.somethingawful.com/...hreadid=1827898
http://archives.somethingawful.com/...40&pagenumber=1

Swordfish
Aug 15, 2001



http://houston.craigslist.org/car/538514226.html

This car has been clogging my zcar searches for a very long time. He started listing it at like $13000.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Swordfish posted:

http://houston.craigslist.org/car/538514226.html

This car has been clogging my zcar searches for a very long time. He started listing it at like $13000.

OMG....where to begin...

I'd say with the stripes on the side...what is with that weird angle at the front. In the pictures, it initially looks like he has some ill-fitting body kit on the thing.

And in the rear it looks like he actually does.

And the speakers...W...T...F.

This is obviously a very personalized vehicle. Maybe he doesn't realize that the market for this car only ever consisted of one individual.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Couldn't he have at least parked it before taking pictures? I can't even make out any details what with how fast the car is going.

AF
Oct 7, 2007
hi

This has to be some sort of joke.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/car/549366301.html

Butt Reactor
Oct 6, 2005

Even in zero gravity, you're an asshole.



sorry, don't have archives access

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Butt Reactor posted:

sorry, don't have archives access

Awww, I must have missed the memo that they were closing to the peasants.

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007


http://austin.craigslist.org/car/549393487.html

Will not respond to e-mail, with no phone number listed...Idiot.

City17
Dec 3, 2006



Pokey Araya posted:

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/549393487.html

Will not respond to e-mail, with no phone number listed...Idiot.

drat the luck, thats a party truck I would buy.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/car/547938942.html

This guy has been trying to sell this thing for at least a few months now. Cmon people, it's got carbon pedals and a cheap tacky spoiler!

Niven
Apr 16, 2003


DarthJeebus posted:

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/car/547938942.html

This guy has been trying to sell this thing for at least a few months now. Cmon people, it's got carbon pedals and a cheap tacky spoiler!

quote:

lead shift knob


Am I missing something here?

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005


Niven posted:

Am I missing something here?

I've heard of people installing weighted shift knobs for faster shifts (more mass=easier to get into gear), but they also make it easier to damage the transmission by forcing it into a gear that it doesn't want to go into.
Given the condition (and tyte modzz) of that car, I wouldn't be surprised if the owner has managed to destroy most of the gears by now.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



DarthJeebus posted:

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/car/547938942.html

This guy has been trying to sell this thing for at least a few months now. Cmon people, it's got carbon pedals and a cheap tacky spoiler!

It's got a nice wheelskins leather cover for the steering wheel, though. I have to say that improves the overall look of the car. Somehow.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005


Craig's List Protoge posted:

i have a 91 mazda protege it has 192kmiles on it and will definatly get more than 300k it has been very well maintained.it has a 1.8ldohc engine with a 5spd tran.shifts good.drives good runs great..this is a great deal have title good tags.and this car gets 40+mpg and its fun to drive..it has lots of extras like.cold air intake,alloy rims,spoiler,tachometer,carbon pedals,lead shift knob,cd player and more..if interested email zachsbat1@att.net

Wikipedia on Lead poisioning posted:

The symptoms of chronic lead poisoning include neurological problems, such as reduced cognitive abilities...

A direct link between early lead exposure and extreme learning disability has been confirmed by multiple researchers...

Ahhhh.... OK I get it now.

AF
Oct 7, 2007
hi

AF posted:

This has to be some sort of joke.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/car/549366301.html

It got flagged...I guess it was a joke. But nevertheless, it has returned!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/car/549678796.html

CL ad posted:

COOL 510 For Sale - $10000

Man this car is well worth it. I really don't won't to sell it but I need to. Please no scams, no trades, no cashier checks, money order, etc. cash only. There are to many scammers so if you are don't bother to contact me.

Thanks please email if interested
please email for pics

The color of this car is very different.

pissboy
Aug 21, 2004
Yeah for Twinkies!

http://hartford.craigslist.org/car/547049001.html

"Minor Engine lid scratches."

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/...o420/mr2009.jpg

pissboy fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jan 24, 2008

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

pissboy posted:

http://hartford.craigslist.org/car/547049001.html

"Minor Engine lid scratches."



(please edit if this image is too huge, it looks small here..)

What's your point? There are engine lid scratches, but it looks like it just went down to the red paint.

(That white stuff is snow).

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003


Cojawfee posted:

What's your point? There are engine lid scratches, but it looks like it just went down to the red paint.

To be fair, all the scratches are around the engine lid, with the lid remaining in perfect condition.

EDIT: Also, that picture is over the 800x600 limit (it's 1024x 682).

pissboy
Aug 21, 2004
Yeah for Twinkies!

lol yes I realized the white stuff was snow. The scratches did not appear minor was my point.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

ああ!彼からのメールだ!

College Slice

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/544834549.html

quote:

I installed a new upscale CD player with Detatchable face which I am willing to let stay in the car when I sell it. It also has Premium aftermarket alloy racing wheels which were over $2,000 new! All of the tires have plenty of tread: two are brand new!

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003




Well, it is 24 years old.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

ああ!彼からのメールだ!

College Slice

DropShadow posted:

Well, it is 24 years old.

This post is from the future!

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



Could this be actual gold?
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/car/550364445.html

Person handy with a wrench could turn a profit or get a deal, assuming the damage is as limited as claimed.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007


You're Goddamned right I support Medicare for all.







DropShadow posted:

Well, it is 24 years old.

I think he's referring to how hard the car has been driven.
It has the wear of a car ten years it's senior!

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Leninboarrir
May 11, 2006

stupid monster

http://cnj.craigslist.org/car/550405854.html

no no no =(

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