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DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Kotaru posted:

I can't make heads or tails of this from the photo, but it's a "1981 cadillac pick-up".

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/car/555664294.html

That, my friend, is an El Caddino.

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streetlamp
May 7, 2007

Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat
Now this is some loving speed and class

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/car/554836406.html

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Kotaru posted:

I can't make heads or tails of this from the photo, but it's a "1981 cadillac pick-up".

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/car/555664294.html

It's a "flower car," sort of an open-topped hearse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_car

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe

Kotaru posted:

I can't make heads or tails of this from the photo, but it's a "1981 cadillac pick-up".

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/car/555664294.html

Oh god, a Cadillac 4-6-8. Weren't those known for being horrible shitbox motors? At least they somewhat paved the way for modern DoD.

7744
Mar 27, 2003

It had no choice. Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won. Taking out Carr then would make no difference. Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence!

streetlamp posted:

Now this is some loving speed and class

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/car/554836406.html

quote:

Its bad rear end as anything on the streets of DC and classy enough to show off your success.

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Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

DarthJeebus posted:

Oh god, a Cadillac 4-6-8. Weren't those known for being horrible shitbox motors? At least they somewhat paved the way for modern DoD.

I don't think the motors themselves were particularly bad, although that was a bad time for GM V8's. The 4-6-8 system was, by all accounts, poo poo. I've never heard of an old Caddy that still runs it. They've all had it disabled long ago.

Kotaru
Jan 17, 2004

"Serve the Hive.....
Feel the groove.
I control....
the way you move."

DropShadow posted:

That, my friend, is an El Caddino.

Jesus, my last two posts really show how ignorant I am with "obscure" models. :(

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Here's some gold, although more in the gently caress YEAH! sense, than in the :laugh: way. A WWII era Enfield, in RUNNING condition. http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/mcy/556074992.html

If I was a bigger masochist (than I already am), I'd be all over this.

Huggable Bear King
Jan 12, 2006
H.B.K.

streetlamp posted:

Now this is some loving speed and class

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/car/554836406.html

Is he really trying to sell a 15 year old Supra for $100,000?! Holy poo poo what a douche.

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





This one actually is gold.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/car/551598354.html

I am seriously fighting the urge to buy this. I know it's a terrible car but I want it so bad.

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Apparantly, you can get minivans for free if you're a LADY.

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/556016720.html

Cowbert
Dec 17, 2005

this is so awesome.

sliderule posted:

Apparantly, you can get minivans for free if you're a LADY.

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/556016720.html

What the hell is this? :psyduck:
I can't decide if she is implying to offer some sort of sexual favor in exchange (and it better be one hell of a blowjob for a late model car), or if she wants to trade her collection of beanie babies, or.. what? The bizarre structure of the ad makes me think that maybe she really is crazy enough to think she'll get one for free.

edit: wanna barter?

To contribute: sweet jesus.

"Hauls more than a pickup." If you want an enclosed cabin then you're just a sissy bitch.

Cowbert fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jan 30, 2008

NeonLights
Sep 9, 2005

streetlamp posted:

Now this is some loving speed and class

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/car/554836406.html

Hey, this comes with a high quality replica too! It's like getting two cars for the price of one. Now I can have speed and class on my table as well as in my driveway.

SpikeMcclane
Sep 11, 2005

You want the story?
I'll spin it for you quick...
1987 Suburban for $8000
Needs the following fixed:
1" hole in frame beside step notch
new shock mounts
new shocks
steering shaft hits control arm leaking power steering fluid when laid out
step notch boxed in on bottom
driveshaft tunnel boxed in
re-4 linked (the triangulated part is welded to the differential)
passenger rear quater panel crushed, needs straightened out
front doors need inside handles and panels

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty

sliderule posted:

Apparantly, you can get minivans for free if you're a LADY.

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/556016720.html

Everything about this ad throws up giant flashing versions of the "You gonna get raped" macro in my head.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Kotaru posted:

Jesus, my last two posts really show how ignorant I am with "obscure" models. :(

Don't feel too bad. There was no such thing as an El Caddino. It was a dumb joke on my part.

Delivery McGee posted:

It's a "flower car," sort of an open-topped hearse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_car

I believe Biggie Smalls had at least 10 of these in his funeral procession.

Flying_Dane
Jan 17, 2006

Grymm & Frostbytten
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/556792874.html

hmmm there is one thing on the features list i don't think is quite right...

quote:

2004 HONDA CIVIC SIR - $12900

Mileage: 133,426 KMS
Transmission: 5 SPEED MANUAL
Engine: L4, 2.0L; DOHC 16V; VTEC
Color: BLUE
AIR CONDITIONING
ALARM
ANTI-THEFT
H/O VTEC POWERPLANT
KEYLESS ENTRY
POWER LOCKS
QUATTRO
TILT WHEEL
POWER STEERING
ALLOYS
POWER MIRRORS
HEATED SEATS
BUCKET SEATS
AM-FM STEREO
CD PLAYER IN DASH
MANUAL TRANSMISSION
GLASS SUNROOF
POWER WINDOWS
VIVID BLUE PEARL ON CHARCOAL INT.

Flying_Dane fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jan 30, 2008

Dr Rocksalt
Oct 21, 2004

streetlamp posted:

Now this is some loving speed and class

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/car/554836406.html

"for sale to the best offer above 100k from a guy with deep enough pockets and the balls to show off this PRIMO street beast"

I don't know which is more awesome:
1) SPEED AND CLASS!
2) DEEP POCKETS, BIG BALLS!

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

shoncook posted:

"for sale to the best offer above 100k from a guy with deep enough pockets and the balls to show off this PRIMO street beast"

I don't know which is more awesome:
1) SPEED AND CLASS!
2) DEEP POCKETS, BIG BALLS!
I imagine the Supra is for sale by this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_is_Nothing_%28video_r%C3%A9sum%C3%A9%29

Here is the actual video resume by this deuchebag
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e1336748NgyMqyG

Edit: Here is a parody by Michael Cera
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nAV0sxwx9rY

Nitrox fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jan 30, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Flying_Dane posted:

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/556792874.html

hmmm there is one thing on the features list i don't think is quite right...

took me a while to find it. oh and that royal enfield is loving awesome.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


http://austin.craigslist.org/car/556698339.html

Would I hate myself for this? An XR4Ti in running/driving condition with 79k miles on it?

for SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS?

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



didn't a geo metro retail for something like $8k in 1992?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/556430167.html

but it gets 50MPG!

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

streetlamp posted:

Now this is some loving speed and class

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/car/554836406.html

Thanks for the history lesson :confused:

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Yes, you'd hate yourself for buyin an auto Sierra. They did sell them with a stick, and prices on those cars are almost never high, because most people running them aren't of the "I drive a touring car!" mindset.

Also, does anyone have a link to that Vayner video that isn't on veoh? It doesn't like playing for me in Opera or Firefox.

RADL Assemble! Just ... try not to tip over or anything. :downsgun:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/mcy/555818836.html

Simkin fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Jan 30, 2008

alternate.eago
Jul 19, 2006
Insert randomness here.

glyph posted:

didn't a geo metro retail for something like $8k in 1992?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/556430167.html

but it gets 50MPG!

Just to be fair to the seller, those pictures do show the cleanest Geo I've ever seen.

Just not 8k work of clean.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Simkin posted:

Yes, you'd hate yourself for buyin an auto Sierra. They did sell them with a stick, and prices on those cars are almost never high, because most people running them aren't of the "I drive a touring car!" mindset.

Oh well, more will come.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

alternate.eago posted:

Just to be fair to the seller, those pictures do show the cleanest Geo I've ever seen.

Just not 8k work of clean.

With the "complete brand new exhaust," and it being a New York car, I doubt it's as clean as it looks.

Anyone have that "bran new" macro?



On the same level as some of these, but not seen on craigslist, yesterday I was riding my bicycle, and I rode past a 1980s Chrysler New Yorker for sale, parked, not running, on the street. 350 dollars. I didn't stop, or even slow down, and it was immediately obvious why it was only 350 dollars (besides being a 20+ year old Chrysler).

I distinctly smelled burnt oil.

alternate.eago
Jul 19, 2006
Insert randomness here.
I just put a brand new exhaust on my 89 Celica, but that was only so it would pass emissions. Which it didn't. :argh: drat EGR!

Does that mean my car will be craigslist gold when its for sale in April? I only hope I can make it to this prestigious thread.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/car/557249387.html

quote:

and armed with superior weaponry including machine guns the French inflicted casualties that were ten times worse on the Dahomey side After several battles the French prevailed The Legionaires later wrote about the incredible courage and audacity of the Amazons

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

When I saw this, I was thinking, a Tacoma from the Toyota Wars?

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

http://southbend.craigslist.org/car/555810550.html

Holy poo poo, where's my checkbook?

http://jxn.craigslist.org/car/552870192.html

1. Chicken do do
2. Voila?

King Metal
Jun 15, 2001

Be careful, he installed some GREEDY mod on it. It might steal all of your money.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

glyph posted:

didn't a geo metro retail for something like $8k in 1992?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/556430167.html

but it gets 50MPG!

I think it was more like $5-6K.

Tiki Powers
Jul 19, 2005
If your friendship can survive this, your not playing dirty enough

glyph posted:

didn't a geo metro retail for something like $8k in 1992?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/556430167.html

but it gets 50MPG!

wow i live a few blocks from that guy

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
MY GIRLFRIEND UZI BUTT PLUG
http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/557335357.html

I laughed way too hard at this.

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

1992 Ford Explorer, only $495,000

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/car/557800839.html

I know he probably just forgot the decimal, but $4,950 is still way too much money. God drat.

Bobby_Wokkerfella
Apr 16, 2007

i am a black female myself and i am not good of can't sporting another black person who doesn't look black,like other brothas and sistas

dukeofurl posted:

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/557335357.html

I laughed way too hard at this.

Holy crap, is that a Mitsubishi Magna/Verada? I didn't know they reached the states.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Bobby_Wokkerfella posted:

Holy crap, is that a Mitsubishi Magna/Verada? I didn't know they reached the states.

Yeah, between 2000-2005.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

dukeofurl posted:

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/557335357.html

I laughed way too hard at this.

Haha, it reads like a "White Mighty Bitchy"

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

DarthJeebus posted:

Haha, it reads like a "White Mighty Bitchy"

I hear it like how Mr. Kim of City Wok says it,
"wai' mitih-bitcheh"

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