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"Hot Pappy From Alabammie"
2008 Mitsubishi Lancer DE
10/27/2007
By: An MSN Autos Consumer
Owned: Less than 1 year
Review ID: #518247

5.3 Overall Rating
5 Styling
5 Performance
6 Interior
3 Quality
6 Recommendation

Pros:
The windows roll up and down faster than lightning. I can play the radio when I'm driving down the road a flying.
Cons:
Does not have an 8 track tape player. Girls laugh when I wink at them and make the motor go "varoom, varoom" at the red lights. Wife refuses to let me drink soda waters in this car because she is afraid I'll spill it on the seats. Our childrens cannot eat franch fries in the car because wifey says they'll get greasy hands on the windows.
Overall Review:
To be the envy of the trailer park, get you a bright red "Bishi" and they'll all be as mad as a bull when you sling gravel out of the roads as you travel around the trailer park blowing your horn and hollering "look at me, look at me!".