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bandman posted:http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/729093965.html The best part is the loving steering wheel. That's gotta be annoying to turn through 900° of rotation. That, or the 4k worth of engine "mods" that probably added zero horsepower.
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slidebite posted:I also love their mechanical diagnosis There are so many loving ads like that. I'm looking for an e30 or e36 bmw 325is, and it's ridiculous trying to find one. Half of the ads are "just needs xxx part, only 35 from the dealer". That's pretty much a huge warning sign to completely disregard the car if they haven't even done a "simple" fix. sirr0bin posted:http://winnipeg.en.craigslist.ca/cto/799040674.html I don't know how it works in winnipeg, but out in nova scotia anything that old is worth 1000 if it has a new inspection, and about nothing more unless it's something special.
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Ever since I bought my e30 I still check the BMW ads to see what ridiculous poo poo there is. VERY FAST 3 Series M3 BMW  Click here for the full 1312x729 image. quote:Open to offers of over $40.000. $78.000 in receipts over 3 years. It's like two ends of the retard spectrum.
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Sep 16, 2008 00:54
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http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAdLargeImage?AdId=75744367&img=http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i19/08/k/000/7c/8c/a09f_18.JPG?set_id=1C4000quote:1976 Chevrolet Corvette  Click here for the full 750x507 image.  Click here for the full 750x409 image.  Click here for the full 800x600 image.
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Sep 30, 2008 02:39
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You can have this great condition* 99 328 convertible!   *interpretation may vary quote:THIS CAR JUST CAME FROM TORONTO YESTERDAY.1999 BMW 328 I C CABRIOLET, IT WAS AN INS RIGHT OFF BECAUSE IT WAS THEFT AND RECOVERED,(all the seats are cut, all panels are keyd,also needs couple windows broke) THE FIRST 6500.00 WILL TAKE THE CAR HOME http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-1999-BMW-328-IC-CONVERTIBLE-NEEDS-WORK-6CYL-5-SPD-LOADED-W0QQAdIdZ91705213 6500 for a busted rear end vert that will probably cost thousands to repair and has been written off by insurance? Sign me up!
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Dec 2, 2008 23:09
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Lusso posted:This person is offering to rent their 2004 911 for $125 per day. Interesting. I'd definetely pay 125 to rent a 911 for a day, assuming the owner doesn't tag along.
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Dec 7, 2008 06:03
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slidebite posted:Laziest scammer ever. The "5000 dollar luxocar" ads are getting loving annoying on kijiji. I used to tag all the ones I find, but now the BMW section is literally half "2001 m3 $5000 must go". I refuse to believe people are that loving stupid.
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Feb 2, 2009 00:32
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wintermuteCF posted:What is going on here? it's a loving scam stop posting these
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Feb 6, 2009 22:59
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rotarybob posted:Not gold, so much as I posted that awhile ago. Douchebag has been trying to sell it forever, but of course it will never sell.
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Mar 13, 2009 02:07
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this is far and away the most mind boggling misspelling i've seen i looked at his other ads, he also has a CALATSH in stock as well. Crustashio fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 21, 2009 |
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sliderule posted:
The body/interior look to be in decent shape despite the age, but I'd hate to see what problems the engine has if the person has taken care of it like a regular car. Of course it also looks like it's parked on a lot, so mabye the idiot making the ad has no idea.
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Apr 1, 2009 22:01
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vs Dinosaurs posted:Do you think the man literally doesn't want to sell it to a descendant of Abraham, or is merely using the stereotype that Jews are "cheap/stingy" and therefore doesn't want you to low ball him or something? I'd like to see someone show up as a hasidic jew and offer him the asking price.
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Apr 25, 2009 02:11
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akeidolon posted:Why yes, I would love to buy your illegally imported and/or stolen Skyline with no documentation aside from an insurance card that was probably left in the glove box. He has the BC registration. Why you'd try to sell that in the states I have no loving idea, but it could be sold up here.
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Apr 27, 2009 21:29
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http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-1991-BMW-325i-Convertible-W0QQAdIdZ128495570 Click here for the full 1076x862 image. quote:1991 BMW 325i Convertible If he wanted serious offers he wouldn't be asking twice what the car *might* be worth to a huge e30 enthusiast. Why do people think a well maintained version of a fairly common car, even here in nova scotia.
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May 18, 2009 02:21
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vivacthulhu posted:Also his figure of 26 mpg seems on the incredibly optimistic side, maybe that's why it's worth so much. Didn't even notice that. If I do nothing but highway driving, I can mabye get 22. No way an m20 is pushing 26.
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May 19, 2009 02:02
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The Anal Pirate posted:I've seen a few eBay listings in this thread, is this type of "gold" allowed here? I noticed that on bimmerforums. It's a really nice e30, but not 25k nice. For that price you could get a mint e30 m3 with less than 50k on it.
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May 24, 2009 02:32
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Carbonate posted:Can anyone tell me what "custom car no cat in canada like it need to go" could POSSIBLY mean? Hint: t is next to r on a keyboard. Also, terrible grammar.
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May 30, 2009 02:33
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Yet another reason why E30s are so loving hard to find around here: http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-FOR-SALE-or-TRADE-BMW-325i-E30-CLASSIC-89-STYLE-W0QQAdIdZ137629184 quote:1989 BMW 325i E30 (3 Series) , Inline 6 cyc., auto Apparently appraisal value = (Money spent on mods x Visual Horsepower) + 28,500 I've seen some crazy poo poo, but 18k would buy me a pristine E30 m3. I responded for a full list of mods because I can't even fathom how it would be "appraised" at 30,000 dollars. Of special note is the automatic most likely mated to a bone stock m20 with a whopping 200 dollar dinan chip, which isn't even the best e30 chip.  Click here for the full 1307x753 image.
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Carbonate posted:Ah the fantastic Halifax car scene. There is some really delusional people that seem to be centralized around here for some reason. Yup. This guy wouldn't even list the mods when he replied though, just some more crap. quote:Hello and thank you for contacting me. Computer tested!
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944 posted:Pontighini Fierolago LP460 Only 36,000, and it's not even complete!
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kimbo305 posted:I haven't heard anyone being able to hit that high in one. Real world seems to be around 35, which is really silly for what the car is. 35? Seriously? My 98 civic with 25000km oil change intervals gets 35 on a regular basis. I see so many of them here used as company cars, I figured they got ridiculous mileage.
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Jul 30, 2009 00:16
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OGDanDogg posted:"2004 Bmw 645ci coupe salvage title 46k miles cinnamon interior.This car is a nice car" "parts are pretty cheap for this model bmw"
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Oct 10, 2009 16:32
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2005 330Ci - 26,800 CAD Sure, it's in great shape, but a slightly older (02-04) m3 will sell for LESS with the same mileage. A realistic price is about 10,000 less.
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slidebite posted:I don't know what it is, but in general Canadian BMWs are grotesquely overpriced in the vast majority of listings I've seen. If you're looking at US prices the comparison doesn't really work - they cost more here in the first place, there are fewer of them left (especially in atlantic canada) and the used ones tend to hold value much better. A nice late-model e36 coupe is still gonna be 5-7k. Of course, that one is just insane. I count 4 e46 m3s in my city that cost less.
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Aug 11, 2010 22:16
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if you even have to think about it, it's a scam.
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Timmy Cruise posted:I don't know any specifics about 535's, or BMW's, but 228K miles is not a small number.... M30B35 is pretty much a bulletproof engine. As long as the chassis is rust free you could drive that thing for a long time after replacing the usual worn rubber poo poo.
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idiot posted:you and i know what the car is worth I feel like there might be some disagreement on this point.
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glyph posted:I'm a big fan of the "asking $2500, but willing to take $2k "Taking all offers over 3500" http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-Newly-maintained-BMW-Priced-for-quick-sale-W0QQAdIdZ251719388 
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" idiots. As if somehow by the goodness of some buyers heart they're going to be gifted that extra $500.
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slidebite posted:Is that even a real M3? The badging from the rear shot looks like it's off about 15 degrees. Judging by the valve cover, it has aluminum (now bright orange) filler cap, so it at least appears to be an S50/S52. But then it has a 4-spoke steering wheel...
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slidebite posted:Don't even consider driving it until we make up a contract and you give me 50% of the money for my horribly overpriced car. In fact, I won't even show it to you until you make me a serious offer. What the hell is it with BMW owners and test drives? I was considering a 318is with a rebuilt motor but the guy refused to let anyone test drive it, he would only drive you around in it.
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text from an ad for a 540i:quote:here is my 1997 540 1, it is fully loaded with every option you can imagine, from heated steering wheel, power telescopic and tilt, heated leather, 6 way power seats a 200 watt , 6 cd changer, the motor is a powerful v-8 with 324 foot-pounds @ 3,600 RPM (or 222 hp at this RPM). This is more potent than almost anything. For instance, the 2006 Aston Martin V8 Vantage ($110,000) has only 302 ft-lbs and the 2005 Porsche 911 Carrera S ($79,100) has only 295 foot-pounds. Torque is what accelerates a car, not horsepower. Horsepower only relates to top speed, and cars today are electronically limited for top speed so horsepower is irrelevant even if you could drive anywhere near top speed.
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Actual gold? http://novascotia.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1974-BMW-Bavarir-2500-W0QQAdIdZ268418437  Well, mabye not. Hasn't run since 1994. Interesting though. Crustashio fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Mar 22, 2011 |
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heat posted:Except isn't the M20 reliable as all hell as long as you maintain it? (Emphasis on the "maintain it" part) That's an M42.
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Mar 23, 2011 23:08
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http://novascotia.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1998-BMW-3-Series-325i-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ269653508 1998 325? zuh? Let's see what the badge says: Definetely not an M3. Oh look, a 4cyl tailpipe!  Wouldn't a dealer at least check the VIN before making a listing?
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iv46vi posted:Sorry, I'm a bit late for the discussion of overpriced e30, but here's a contender for you: Holy poo poo. It's not even an m42, it's a loving M10. There isn't any such thing as a 1985 318is. And here I thought I just found the winner for overpriced e30: quote:I have a 1991 BMW convertible for sale. This is an original German car in mint condition. It has been very well maintained and has maintenance records. Anything it needed, it got as well as some extras. Brand new rims and tires the end of last summer. It has never seen salt and barely seen rain. It's stored in a garage all summer and is stored in a car storage from Sept to May. This is a beauty!! I do not have pictures as it is still in storage until the end of April. If you are thinking of a nice convertible, you could look at this one when I bring it home. Asking $13,500.00 Why the hell have the eurospec prices TRIPLED in recent years? My rust-free 325iX cost me 4k from a guy who imported it himself.
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poo poo, I can't even recall the last time I've seen a spirit/acclaim. I figured they had all exploded by now.
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A followup on that hilarious 20k e30 318 posted earlier:quote:Another addition - here's an email I sent to an E30 (in my opinion) expert who had questions about my car. Hopefully this reply will explain myself to all the other highly knowledgeable E30 people out there... I specced out my bog standard 318i like a limited run of the WORST version of a classic car, so it must be worth 20k!
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Gotta be a joke. While BMW owners love to post stupid ads and make me angry, that one is too over the top.
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heat posted:
"What the gently caress is a period?"
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MrChips posted:http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1986-BMW-3-Series-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ285650930 I mentioned it in the BMW thread, but in the last year it seems everyone thinks their e30 is gold plated.  For that price, I could buy any one of the following: E36 M3, E46 330i, E34 M5, E39 540i Sport, etc. E30s have their appeal but you have to be mental to think they are rare enough to be worth 12k. Throw in another few thousand and you could have a proper E30 M3 which WILL hold its value.
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