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Blinken
Aug 11, 2007


Magic finish changing wheels no extra charge.

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Blinken
Aug 11, 2007
Nothing sells a car like Chucky chillin' in the back seat.



Nothing was funny in the text in this one, but good god the pictures.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/ctd/1362533325.html





Somebody help mt out here, is that his EQ in the headliner ?


Impala's and carbon fiber, the chocolate and peanut butter of the automotive world.




Blinken
Aug 11, 2007
1937 Indian huh? That should look pretty cool.



Oh.

Blinken
Aug 11, 2007
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1469242497.html

LEVI posted:

PEOPLE!!! PAY ATTENTION! IVE POSTED THIS CAR ON HERE 3 TIMES. IF YOU DONT WANT IT I UNDERSTAND JUST DONT SET UP A DAY TO COME LOOK AT IT AN THEN DONT EVEN SHOW OR CALL! JUST SAY I DONT WANT IT BUT I SHOULDNT HAFT TO WORRY CUS IMA TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AN IF U CALL AN ASK QUESTIONS AN SCHDULE A DATE IM HANGIN UP U BETTER CALL TO BUY IT I HATE BEING LIKE THIS IM USUALLY A NICE GUY BUT YALL TOOK IT FOR GRANTED. NOW THATS OFF MY CHEST DOWN TO BUISNESS. I HAVE A 77' TOYOTA CELICA FOR SALE. A RARE CAR. LOOK IF YOUR LOOKIN FOR A RUNNING CAR OR A EVERYDAY CAR AN DONT GIVE poo poo ABOUT WORKING ON IT.. OR AINT GOT THE MONEY TO HAVE SOMEONE DO IT. STOP READING. THE CAR IS NOT RUNNING DUE TO A COIL AN A STARTER THAT MY BROTHER IN LAW TOOK OFF TO PUT ON ANOTHER CELICA! BEFORE HE DID THAT THE CAR WAS RUNNING FINE. TALKIN THAT poo poo WAS WOULD SKIRP SECOND AN SWING LIKE A 5.0 JUST NOT AS MUCH SMOKE. SOO ALL YOU.. YES YOU!!!! NEED TO DO TO GET IT RUNNING IS BUY A COIL WHICH IS 40$ AT KRAGEN I HAVE A STARTER FOR THE CAR BUT I DONT KNOW poo poo ABOUT THIS CAR OR MY BROTHER. IT WAS JUST GIVING TO ME AN I WAS GOING TO WORK ON IT BUT THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS THROWING A LS1 ON A RB25 IN IT AN TURN IT INTO A DRIFT CAR. BUT I D RATHER HAVE A 240SX. AINT GOT THE TIME AN MONEY AT THE MOMENT AN I CANT HAVE IT SITTING HERE. SO NOW LETS DOWN TO BUISNESS THE CAR HAS A SR20 IN IT. 5SPD THE CAR HAS 77K MILES ON IT. IT WAS LAST REGERSTIRED BACK IN 2004. AS FOR PASSING SMOG IF YOU GET A COIL AN STARTER IT PROLLY WOULD PASS WITH FLYING COLORS. NOW THE CAR IS PRIMERED. THE INTERIOR 1-10 A 6OR7. THE RIGHT TAIL IS BUSTED CUS OBIVOUSLY SOMEONE SHOT IT WITH A BB GUN CUS THERES ALSO SIX BB HOLES ON THE DRIVER SIDE. SOMETHIN MINOR NOTHIN SERIOUS. RIGHT MIRROR IS BROKEN OFF BUT EASY TO REPAIR. THE CAR HAS RARE MAGNIUSEM WHEELS FOR WHAT I HEAR THEY ILLEGAL BUT HELL IF KNOW I HEARD THE WHEELS WERE WORTH 600 SO IF U WANT EM BUY THE WHOLE CAR UNLESS U PAYIN 600 FOR THE WHEELS THEN COME GET EM.! OK ANOTHER THING THATS REALLY FUCKIN ANNOYING IM TRYING TO SELL THIS CAR BUT PEOPLE WILL CALL AN ASK BOUT THE CUTLASS IN THE BACKGROUND. WELL THATS NOT MY CAR. ITS MY BROTHERS. 71 CUTLASS DOES NOT NEED TO BE SMOGGED! HEY! AN HE SAID HE WILL LET IT GO 3000$ FIRM NO NEGOATION. ITS RUNS GOT A BIG BLOCK. ONE OF THE SCARIEST THINGS IVE ROAD IN.. JUST 10K$ INVEST IT WILL BE A STREET MACHINE ONCE AGAIN. THERS NOTHING ELSE I HAFT TO SAY..WHAT U SEE IS WHAT U GET ALL IM ASKIN IS 600$ FOR THE CELICA. IT NEEDS TO BE TOWED WILLING TO DO IT FOR THE RIGHT PRICE! IF U AINT GOT IT.. THEN DONT BOTHER SAME FOR THE CUTLASS. BOTH CARS ARE RARE! JUST SOME TLC AN THEY WILL BE WORTH DOUGH. SOO IF YO POCKETS RIGHT AN THE LADIES CHOOSIN THEN HEY.. CALL ME. I GOTCHU 7073425015 NAMES LEVI! CASH ONLY. PLEASEE!!


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Everyone should try to Ctrl+f "and" in that wall of text.

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