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Captain Cannabis posted:Pre-teen?? Why would I want 12 year old girls chasing after me?? That is creepy as hell. Well, I suppose that as a pedo-mobile it's less obvious than a white van with no windows and "FREE PUPPIES" written on the side.
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madattheinternet posted:This guy is quite a charmer... When in doubt, insult your public! That'll make them respect you and offer you more than you're asking for the car! I found this on Kijiji (a service analogue to Craigslist, only in Canada). A BMW 750IL infected with chromitis... http://montreal.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-BMW-750-iL-1996-V12-350-HP-5-4L-RARE-VOITURE-PARTICULIE-W0QQAdIdZ53143848 (in French, sorry, and his French is pretty atrocious at that) What's up with the hood scoop? Also you'll notice that he claims this car, at 12 years old, has *more* horsepower than the original specs indicate. It's probably the synergystic effects of the chrome.  Apparently it has bulletproof glass. Presumably to prevent BMW purists from shooting the owner. Only 13 grand...
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Cenuji posted:The photoshopped highlights are particularly classy. Really, how can you not buy that car? I wonder how much it would cost to add one of those bouncy suspension kits on it... I'm assuming it already has one or two obscenely large subwoofers taking up all available trunk space. 
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May 30, 2008 18:22
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madattheinternet posted:Admittedly this is not car related, but I thought that everyone would be interested in what showed up in the Orlando Craigslist furniture section today... Gotta wonder what the back story is with this item. Old dominatrix decides she can't cut it anymore so she's hanging up her whips and chains?
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Daddy Fantastic posted:hola $194 a month for a 2008 Mustang? He must be willing to part with a hefty down payment, or it's a really long lease...
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The 9th Axiom posted:drat! I didn't know it was possible to shoehorn a Mustang V8 into a Miata! This would make a great stealth racer, if you ask me. Wouldn't that wreck the weight distribution? Still, it might be good in a drag race.
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Jul 8, 2008 05:59
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quote:Great Show/Street Truck This is code meaning that it's actually useless as a truck.
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Jul 8, 2008 23:10
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King posted:This may very well be true gold - although I don't know how good of a price that is: Just from that one interior pic I'm seeing no radio, a big gash in the driver's seat and a glovebox that doesn't seem to completely close... I think the "8/10 interior" might have been a bit on the charitable side. Not to mention that it's a 32-year-old car with a front plate that says "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying".
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I was checking out what was on Ebay today when my eyes glanced on this piece of absolute awesomeness... a 1970 MB 280SE convertible. Mint condition. I shall make it my life's goal to someday own that type of car and have a friend drive me around town just so I can sit up on the back seats and wave to random people. Almost $100k for a car that's a year older than I am might be a bit much, but drat that's a nice set of wheels.
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InitialDave posted:Now THAT's an option even Porsche isn't listing.
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Kurten posted:
I looked up "1965 Cadillac" on GIS and saw just how incredibly long a two-door car can be... there's a trunk you can really hide a dozen bodies in!
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Nov 28, 2008 08:03
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Another seriously sexy little number -- a 63 Lincoln Continental, that's the model with the suicide doors at the rear. I'm not normally a fan of spinners, but in this case it kinda works.
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Nov 29, 2008 10:14
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Kurten posted:Love to own one, although personally I think the 66 or 68 model 75's looked better: Again it's Ebay and not Craigslist, but they are listing one... apparently it's so long the seller hasn't managed to get it all in the one picture.
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Nov 29, 2008 10:19
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ReaperUnreal posted:TWO 80s Maseratis for $4200. Sure one has no engine and looks like poo poo, but it's Italian! That's the car Clarkson called an affront to the Maserati badge, isn't it?
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I may or may not be seriously considering this.
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Anyone looking for a BMW Isetta? And by that I mean an Isetta that has had "some mods done to it", is missing side windows and the roof panel, has some holes in the body (filled) and in the floor (not filled)? Also to quote the seller, "As the pics. show, moving it is no problem, as it fits easily into the back of a truck" (does it even run?). Ebay goodness.
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RealKyleH posted:$800 Talon w/Lambo doors I love the distressed look that was "achieved" with the paint job. Probably the same quality of craftsmanship that went into the lambo door conversion...
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slidebite posted:Weren't those made in Quebec? Why yes, at the Sainte-Thérèse plant just north of Montreal. The plant was torn down since they stopped making the Camaro 
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I can't help but think that this is some sort of a scam: http://www.canadatrader.com/result/detailinfo.aspx?ID=489809&pgno=1&srt=1some guy on Autotrader posted:Cars - 2000 PORSCHE 911 CARRERA 4 $19,500.00 Either the price is wrong, the car is in poo poo condition, or the bottom has really fallen out of the used-car market. If not... it makes me wish I had $20k lying around somewhere, as the car is worth more than twice that if it's in good condition (this is in Canadian money). Edit: to see the ad, go to "autotrader.ca", select Quebec/english as your location, and then click on the link above (the site needs to set a cookie first, annoyingly enough) el topo fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jan 14, 2009 |
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nanodroogie posted:It's an 03 6speed, gangster edition. Another brilliant move by Nissan marketing, the "Gangster Edition" trim level! Edit: it comes with a pimp cup holder on top of the dash. el topo fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jan 31, 2009 |
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This car's good to go, unless you need it to have a working engine. Minor detail, really. http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1040571439.html ------------------------------ Audi A4 Quattro 2001 1.8 Turbo AWD - $4000 (Montreal) Reply to: ##############@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-18, 7:07PM EST Audi A4 Quattro 2001 1.8 Turbo (AWD) Sport Package, 95 000 km, manual 5 speed, fully equipped, heated seats, silver colour, black inside, very clean. Needs a motor. Negotiable. Audi A4 Quattro 2001 1.8 Turbo (AWD) Sport Package, 95, 000 KM, Manuelle 5 Vitesses, Sièges chauffants, toutes equipes, couleur argent, Intérieur Noir, Très Propre, Besoin d’un moteur. Negociable. ------------------------------- Seriously, 4 grand for an 8 year old A4 that doesn't have a working engine?.. 
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I came across this on ebay. Your run-of-the-mill 1989 Cadillac Fleetwood hearse for sale. The photos are rather blah until you get to the last one... The outside:  The inside:  ...and the  :
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Mar 21, 2009 17:45
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The truth is so much less glamorous: "I'm tired of all the  jokes I hear spoken behind my back ever since I bought this car..."The hot pink seats aren't helping.
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mythadile posted:http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1100419059.html Ahem... the Makgadikadi, not the Sahara.  Edit: also that Beta is 34 years old, there's no way it has only 88k miles. 288k more likely, but the odometer turned over at 200...
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Too bad it's in French so you can't appreciate it as much as I do, but this ad has it all -- all caps, numerous misspellings, no mention of engine or transmission, over 100k miles, and it's a 12-year-old A4 -- meaning that the engine may still run but nothing electric in the car is likely to. Oh, and the ad says the guy's never had any problems with the car, but the best picture he has of it was taken in a garage, and not a dealership garage either by the looks of it.
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JackRabbitStorm posted:For Sale Nissan Maxima Extras! Cheap! - $1000 (Stevens Point) ...and sold by a collage student.
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Moruitelda posted:This is something you don't see too often, a 2nd Gen DSM with a F1 wing, primer black, dented, headers, CAI, and body kit! Someone ought to JUMP on this beauty! The quote that really got me was this: quote:ALSO COMES WITH THREE 16 INCH RIMS AND THE 4TH ONES ON THE CAR ALREADY I have some problems comprehending what he means by that. Could he afford to buy only 1 tire that fits the 16" rims, so he has to run some other wheel/tire combination on the other three wheels?
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VideoTapir posted:http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1156502642.html I used to have one of those! Two-door, but same color. Dirt cheap, simple, fun to drive, and I'm shocked to see that one of them is still running...
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May 8, 2009 04:38
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So, this guy added these expensive performance parts and had the engine replaced, but for no reason, as he's never raced it... right.
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There's that word again, "invested". I can see it becoming more popular -- "I struck out last night so I invested $7 in a porno mag", "I invested two hundred bucks at the casino last night", "I've got a lot invested in this pimp suit", etc. It makes as much sense as saying "I invested money in a neon green paint job for an old pickup".
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Bob Sapp Please posted:"Invested" always turns up great results. It's so much more value than if he'd only taken two pictures at the same Hooters!
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VideoTapir posted:Is there a shortage of these things or something? It's the little brother of this thing.
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nm posted:In the two cited cases, an unsophisticated buyer (a reasonable buyer, perhaps) might not realize that $200k+ for a Lamborghini or $60k for a BMW M3 was too little. Frankly the $60k M3 case was a lot murkier. You can get a *new* one from BMW for $60k now.
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-Spiffy- posted:Why the long face, dodge viper? It had to concede defeat to a speed-bump.
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It feels it doesn't have enough dials on its dashboard.
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"One of a kind" = "no one would be so incredibly stupid as to try this again"
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Cavepimp posted:Looks kinda like a Mustang GT!! The truck is only going to go up in value!!!! Why does it say $100,000 at the top of the ad? 
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I was wondering who could possibly be seriously interested in a $100,000 vehicle advertised on Craigslist (of all places), but then I saw this:
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mungtor posted:http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cto/1249817186.html I guess it's easy to confuse "disabled" with "deployed in an accident I'd rather keep secret", the keys are like right next to each other 
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I couldn't help noticing that it's been rendered completely useless as a truck. Literally you couldn't carry anything in the bed since it's going to fall through the holes in the bottom. The work of a great man of genius, this.
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Sir Tonk posted:And how much crap would end up in that bed if you actually drove that thing in the rain? Not much as the guy cut most of the bed to accommodate the retardedly-big wheels, so whatever falls in would just fall through. The whole bed would probably warp out of shape and wreck the tires/wheels if you hit a big pothole. The guy appears to have just cut it and not reinforced it to compensate for the loss of structural strength. I think the guy's trying to sell it because he suddenly realized how completely retarded the whole premise of this truck truly is.
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