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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Only posting this because why does it say 5-cylinder?

98 Volvo V70 Tuner Wagon - $4200 (Indian Harbour Beach)
http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/cto/2368503654.html


Otherwise want nothing to do with the thing.

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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Is that right? What orientation? Like, inline-5? How bizarre, I don't even want to begin thinking about what the timing is like.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
You guys know way more about this than I do, but at least it looks cool:

~~ 1991 Ferrari 348TS ~~ Yellow ~~ Full tubi exhaust ~~ - $28900
http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/ctd/2372581430.html




I'm not gonna buy it, but tell me what you know about it anyway. Was '91 an off year for Ferrari?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
What is a tempo engine?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
What do you guys think of this?:

1988 Pontiac Fiera



I edited out all the location details* so one of you snatchmoes doesn't snatch it out from under me.

I bet I can get the I4 that's in it running. Also way to go misspelling Fiero (is fiero a real word in a real language?)

Also I bet I could talk him down to $500 (USD), which is what I can get from a junk yard for my seized (non-ricer'ed) '94 accord.

*edit: Except for the phone number complete with area code, because I am capable of accomplishing one single, simple goddamned task.

whose tuggin fucked around with this message at 02:27 on May 16, 2011

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Sockington posted:

Iron duke mated to an automatic won't make for a speedy ride (I bet your accord is faster). Maybe consider buying it for the shell and finding a 3800. :)

My accord with the seized engine? drat, it looks like it'd be more trouble than I originally thought. Do you think it'd be worth it for $500?

edit: Also, what does Iron duke mean?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

meatpimp posted:

it's already sold.

This is what I'm worried about, though. Why did he say that?



Meatpimp is the snatchmo

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

kimbo305 posted:

Did you really want to be wasting your time with trying to get a claimed runnable engine into a non-running car? Maybe for free and if you had plenty of time in a covered storage space.

I mean, I wouldn't mind it too much. What's your point? Would it bother you?

Time is a commodity I have that far exceeds my supply of money.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Check out this thing, it looks bad as gently caress.

1955 Tatra army truck, 4wd w/ an aircooled V8 (:psyduck:) all the way from the Check Republic


http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/cto/2384582155.html

Probably made in a Kalashnikov factory somewhere.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
He sure is asking a lot - "no dumb people"

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
There is a law of physics (I think it might be the Paulli Exclusion Principle?) that states if you buy an escort with a sun roof and set it up for rallycross, the first large crest you fly over at 70 mph, you will fly out the sun roof comically.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
THE SINGLE most arbitrary way to invalidate all the money and time you put into ground clearance:

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
That thing would flip SO easy... there's a reason they don't sell 3 wheelers in America any more.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Faerunner posted:

http://www.harley-davidson.com/en_US/Motorcycles/trike.html :???: They sell tons of them, sadly.

Well, that's not really what I meant; I make an arbitrary distinction between 3-wheelers and "trikes". A 3-wheeler is an offroad vehicle halfway between a 4-wheeler and a dirtbike; whereas I call a road bike with an extra wheel a "trike".

But good point, I guess. They DO sell a hell of a lot of those; I didn't even think about that.


But that that craigslist thing has such a narrow wheel base and such a long body, it seems inherently unstable, doesn't it?

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSaIv_5-Mho
And that's The Stig; he's more machine than human.

whose tuggin fucked around with this message at 18:06 on May 20, 2011

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Doesn't it destroy you inside? I can go onto craigslist without getting a headache anymore. God help me if I ever clicked "by owner Or dealer", jesus christ.

I literally live near where the space shuttle, all of the mercury, gemini, and apollo missions rode an explosion off the loving ground into space yet nobody knows how to use punctuation or the function of the caps-lock button; am I the only one in the god-damned world who has an in-browser spell checker?

I mean just look at this: I dare you to scroll to the bottom of this page:

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/cta/

See how many posts you can find without mistakes in the title.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

scapulataf posted:

Doesn't boring a 350 30 over plus a 400 crank make 383 cubes? Boring it 60 over plus a 400 crank would make that, uhhh more than 383 CID. Unless there is actually a chev 383 and its just a 350 (+ .060) plus the crank from a 383.

Did that make sense?

How did you do the math on this (not being indignant, more curious). Do you have to know the stroke in order to know what to multiply .060" by? And then times 8? And that number divided by 1 inch cubed?

:psyduck:

Also if he put a 400 crank in it am I supposed to take that to mean a crank from a V8 with 400 in.3, or is 400 just like a model number or something? If there's a new[bigger] crank, wouldn't that mean a bigger stroke?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

eames posted:

Jensen Interceptor

God drat


Someone please by this. My loss is also his loss and hopefully someone else in AI's gain.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/2402212923.html

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
What's so good about it? IDGI, what makes that worth $21,000?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Is it in fact a good thing that it has original patina? I mean I guess original patina is better than like patina from a different car grafted on to the body.

Boy I love how you can tell at circa 1990 computers became powerful enough to render and predict aerodynamic characteristics of curved shapes. Like compare that to a modern Bugatti Veyron or something.

The best example in the world of this phenomena is the F-117 Stealth Fighter versus the only-slightly-younger B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
But is the patina original THIS IS IMPORTANT

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
The way I always spot the scams is that their locations are always the general region name that Craigslist uses, and never a more specific location inside that region that actual humans use.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
I just got $500 USD for a '94 accord coupe. $550 if I would have delivered it instead of had them tow it. This was from U-Pull-N-Pay. There are a lot of accords still on the road so the parts (in their eyes) are desirable.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Do you guys ever wonder, like how does that guy own such a nice thing that he can't even spell?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Wish I could post a screenshot, but I'm in linux and don't know what I'm doing and this computer doesn't have a hard drive.

Is this a different language?

http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/2458374426.html


paifanter nissa posted:

model 1994 millas 165000 best offerfor for cuestion cal 843 926 2856


edit: VVVV Thanks man

whose tuggin fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jun 28, 2011

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
You know what's been bothering me, though?



How in the gently caress did he figure out how to upload a picture?


I will never understand people.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Harmburger posted:



A friend had one of these and it was the smoothest riding cars I've ever driven. Power steering was really gentle to use, too.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Are we talking about beanie babies or cars? gently caress that. For some reason that I can't quite put into words, I'm viscerally opposed to paying extra for anything about a car that doesn't translate into raw, concrete functionality.


Could you not upgrade a different class BMW to those specs and even body work and finish for less than $40,000 (USD)?

The day I spend extra for nothing more than a brand name or badge is the day the English build a car with a 10 year "boot-to-bonnet" warranty.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
I was watching some slightly older Top Gears (season 15 or 16), and wasn't the M3 the one that had a "competition" package?





I wonder if its possible to get that matte finish after-market. Although I'm not sure weather it'd be at all desirable. Looks cool, not worth $40,000 USD at any rate.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
....Speaking of which:



http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/2446654619.html


Again with the "I'm on linux and this computer doesn't have a hard drive yoda yoda etc..." cop out for the lack of screen shot, sorry.

1997 BMW M3 (e36) ---Techno Violet--- - $6500 (Myrtle Beach, SC)

If you like what you see in the pictures and want more details, please send me an email with your phone number in it. I will not play "email tag" about this posting. I will return the call as soon as I have a free moment throughout the day.
I currently own two of these vehicles (identical) and do not need this one. It was purchased for a different "adventure" and things have changed. I would like someone to be able to enjoy what already have.
Thanks for looking.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
What would you guys do if you saw an ad on craigslist, called to ask about the car, showed interest, and then a day later the original ad had disappeared but a new one emerged for circa $500 USD more?

To be specific, its a '85 MR2 and it was $2200 and is now $2700.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
"THE LEFT HUB WITCH I KNOW WERE TO GET IT FOR 45BUCKS" = I am very familiar with "U-Pull-N-Pay" = where the right hub witch probably came from already.

And while he's very specific about the condition of the left hub witch, he doesn't specify what model and year it is, nor the mileage. Nor what he expects to be offered for it.


How 'bout not waisting are time next time.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Kinda reminds me of this:


http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/2478413575.html



An El Camino that appears decent in every other way except that it has CAPTAIN CRUNCH PAINTED ALL THE gently caress OVER IT so, $1950? Its been up there forever.


By the way, :cheers: for the imgur plug-in tip. I'm in Firefox. It is the bee's pajamas.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
If its sat for 8 years, I imagine its like if you took that cop from Terminator 2, and if instead of smart metal he was made out of rust, and he had tried to hide in Sarah Conner's gas tank before she tried to take off on a prolonged chase.

"Come buy this car that my granddad died near, touching, inside of, or as a result of for the non-negotiable price of exactly and no less than $1600.000 USD or WE ARE GOING TO SMASH IT INSIDE OF A GIANT MACHINE. Comes with a complete decaying skeleton and 8 years worth of opened social security check envelopes. gently caress you granddad"



He asked to have his ashes spread along with those of the charred white-walls that are gonna cost you $1250 just to be able to move it anywhere.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
They are on the verge of crushing it this very second. Its on the precipice of a crushing machine as we speak. Offer him $1500 and you'll be driving that fucker home in the back of a pickup before you can say "cash".

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Yeah, I'd drive that thing. But I'm kicking myself now because I just realized that I live in a fantasy world where poo poo has to be typed right. I've had a late night epiphany that I've been spending all my time reading books and the internet, getting accustomed to "understanding" things and constantly checking my browser's built in spell checker, meanwhile I guess a huge portion of the earth's population doesn't give a poo poo, even when it comes to something important like convincing somebody to give them thousands of irl human dollars for a complex series of systems that they strap around their body and expectantly use to propel themselves to high speeds along with a title that is so important it effectively means "I did not steal this poo poo". I'm wondering if that other half doesn't have it better. Or if they keep having these nagging thoughts like "Why isn't anyone responding to my ad for a sweet Javelin with only 360,908K miles on it?", while instantly having a revelation that they is dumb.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
With regard to that TDI, is the rust on the visible parts of the body work? 'Cause Rustoleum makes some pretty impressive poo poo that adheres over top of rust as well as old spray paints used to adhere to the 3rd sanded coat of primer. If its like on the undercarriage, paint the whole nethers flat black and enjoy a nice Hitler car.

disclaimer: I am the foremost expert in spraying spray paint on poo poo and this is literally all you would need to know in order to do it well.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Also it is decidedly a girl's car

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
I love the honesty:

1978 Austin Mini Cooper - $8750 (Mt Pleasant)

quote:

This is a real Mini. rusts, shakes, no A/C, hand crank windows, ash tray, no cup holders, Sony AM/FM CD (works when it wants to), 4 speed manual transmission, leaks oil. All the trates of a British Mini. It is regestered as a 1978, It has a sunroof, Mini Lite wheels, It runs and looks great. FUN LITTLE CAR!!!!!

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
I've always wondered what the titling process and everything would involve in order to do something like that. For instance I would kill for a Ute from Oz but I have no idea what it would take to get it road ready here in the states.

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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

el topo posted:

Proof once and for all that it's not always a Fiero...


That's pretty cool. Even if instead of a Fiero he used a mercury cougar coupe (wtf)


Palm Bay used to be like 45 minutes south of me (until I moved a month ago) and I used to go school there. That dude either goes to FIT (Florida Institute of Technology) or Embry Riddle, I imagine. If I was still down there I'd try to go see it.

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