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CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Gluux posted:

If the redhead chicks come with it, I offer $4250.

the ad didn't necessarily say they were female redheads...

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CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Bob Sapp Please posted:

I'm trying to think of some clever comment about this ad, but I'm too speechless...

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/681877093.html



hahaha he's moving overseas because he actually HATES AMERIKKKA!

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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san_dingo posted:

It even has a loving THRONE.

KING IN THE CASTLE!!!
KING IN THE CASTLE!!!



First I thought it was stupid. Now I see that it is PURE loving AWESOME.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Mulletstation posted:

They should've built a little watchout tower on top so that the king can climb a couple stairs and poke his head out while driving. Looking out for marauders of course

I like to think the King gets a scepter, too, with a push-button on the tip for the air suspension.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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ProjektorBoy posted:

Wow. The whole ad screams "DONT BUY THIS CAR"

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/car/691162033.html

That seat cover does scream 'dumb blonde' though.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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meatpimp posted:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/689293369.html

2. This is NOT a beginner bike. I started on an EX500 (Ninja 500) and I recommend that you do as well (or a GS500 or an EX250, etc). This a seriously fast machine and is NOT for beginners.

YOU can't handle this BIEK.

Edit: PLUS, action shots!

Im not big into motorcycles, and I dont get this one. Is it actually a wimp bike or something?

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Aran posted:

I'm sure you were probably at least the thirtieth or fortieth person to piss in his grape juice on that one.

Yeah I admit I had to as well... I told him Id just bought a BMW of the same year for $1300 cheaper (not-so-casually mentioned), and wanted a winter car and asked if he would take $1500.

I didnt hear back from him.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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CommieGIR posted:

$17,000 for a 'show truck' Dodge
http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/car/745083504.html

no no no, its a show truck (Dodge)!!!

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Daddy Fantastic posted:

http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/748556912.html

I found an urkle-mobile, and I'm almost tempted to buy it.

Holy crap is that an Isetta?

I didnt know they could be had for so cheap. drat I want one.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Fuelslt1 posted:

I think a Suzuki Swift would be a better idea.

I think a dictionary with wheels glued on would be the best idea.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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metalhead posted:

Wait-what am I missing here? That looks like a killer deal, assuming it doesn't have 200k+ miles. Infact, if I didn't live 3400 miles away I'd be tempted to swing by and check that thing out...

If you do, be sure to have him open the hood and point out the four cylinders.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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DoesNotCompute posted:

I'm mostly curious about the 2.5 litre V6...

I once emailed a lady locally who was selling her 'V6' bmw 325i (E46) and I asked her when the engine swap was done... she was all 'WTF'

I love dicking around with people. If you dont even know what kind of engine your car has, Im probably not going to buy it from you.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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The steering wheel's on the wrong side!

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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CHEVY CAVALIER CUSTOM* LOW MILES**

http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/2891766165.html


*bolt on ugly rice parts
**114k is low miles right?
***X-box pants not included

CornHolio fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Mar 22, 2012

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Q_res posted:

What rice parts? I mean aside from the obvious steering wheel, the exterior looks bone stock if it's a Z24.

- whatever that is over the gas cap
- LOLtastic steering wheel
- Surely nonfunctional A-pillar gauges

Not to mention the retarded coloring of the hood scoops, spoiler, and center console.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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davebo posted:

drat, just came here to post that. Word travels fast when something is genuinely hilarious.

ditto. want that car so bad. EVERY PREVIOUS OWNER HAS HAD A BEARD.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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On the upside, you can drive in carpool lanes!

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/3094310992.html

expensive ricemobile with pink headlights. This guy wants a diesel truck. Or to put it his way, "NOOOOOOO GASSSSS TRUCKS AT ALLLLLL."

and somebody stole his hood it looks like

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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kimbo305 posted:

Ah yes, beloved Sox player Bill Buckner. So much history:
http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/3099905037.html


Somebody should call and ask if the ride is overly bouncy.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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I wonder if it has an... erm, freshly detailed interior?

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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rscott posted:

Hah, I didn't notice the bullet holes in the windshield at first...

I didn't either, but I saw a bunch of glass on the inside and thought "wait, was there a window brok--- HOLY poo poo"

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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kimbo305 posted:

No matter how low the price, I can't think of it as a deal:

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/cto/3088023379.html
Still tempting, though.

God, it's so good looking though. If I had money I'd consider buying it just to park and admire.

(Not that I'd have a choice in parking it, of course)

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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I think that's one of those cars where 'like new' would be a bad thing.

"Oh, it still has the diesel? no thanks."

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Leperflesh posted:

I don't have the money for this but I kind of wish I did.


$8k for a car with 500k miles on the clock would seem outrageous, but there's that dude with like four million miles on one who has the Guinness world record so I'm guessing these things last a while.

poo poo, I think the high mileage makes me want it more.

Oh, your car is high mileage with 200k on it?

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/3240778504.html

Something tells me those back two TVs probably don't see a lot of use...

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Network42 posted:

This could be legitimate gold or a massive retarded moneypit, I can't decide!


http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/3245174998.html

Read the ad over again, 325i motor, retarded moneypit.

I don't know, if you could get the price under two grand I think it'd be pretty solid. Looks to be non-VANOS, so that right there indicates that maybe they had reliability in mind.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Paul Boz_ posted:

$1,650 for an s80 isn't that bad. How hard are head gaskets on these guys assuming you do the labor yourself?



There are two S80s in my local pick-and-pull right now. I was surprised to see them show up, but it turns out S80s just don't go for a whole lot in good running condition and it seems that especially with the automatic transmission issues, they're very expensive to keep running.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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MATLAB 1988 posted:

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3199123445.html

For $10,000, this is your Corvette Summer. Gold chain and Bloomington Gold ticket included! Also included is a little tree of OldMan™ scent, but hidden somewhere deep in the interior.





http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3272665498.html


I can't hate that rear end. I would drive that car unironically. It's everything the Corvette should have been.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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assfucker420 posted:

I've never driven one, but apparently the Testarossa was never all that great of a car....

Yeah but regardless of driving dynamics and all, it's still one of the most awesome looking cars ever. God I want to get that black one and just park it in my living room permanently.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Man, that guy sure does hate the winter, doesn't he?

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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atomicthumbs posted:



It also doesn't have a heating "element".

I dunno, the engine sure does generate a lot of heat

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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leica posted:

E30s are cool but jesus what the hell is going on.

Hide your sports cars everybody

Yesterday Jalopnik had a "four reasons you should buy an E39 540i" blog post. I high fived myself for already having one.

Now if only it was in decent shape...

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/4789347073.html

Volvo sure builds some great German cars!

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Nitrox posted:

He says leather interior made in Germany.

No, he says the sunroof leather interior is made in Germany.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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I...um...uh...yeah, I think I do, now. poo poo that looks like a lot of fun.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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zundfolge posted:

Found this relatively clean-looking 924, although the mention of rust and soft brakes (plus the fact that it's a European car from the 70s) has me worried that it's rotting out underneath. The interior is amazing though.

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4806297825.html









I'm hoping 944 prices don't go up much in the next few years, I really want a clean non-turbo. That 924 is stupidly clean though.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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I really need to stop browsing Craigslist at work or I'm gonna get myself in trouble.



http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/4812394202.html

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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944s are the tits but don't tell anybody that because I don't want prices to go up until I can get one

Did you know they have a rear transmission for better weight balance and handling.

I want a 928 as well but those tend to be in much worse shape for the price.

CornHolio fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jan 14, 2015

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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Motronic posted:

It is also make it a sonofabitch to get the transaxle out, which you need to do to replace the clutch. They have a much better assembly including a bell housing with a removable cover on the 968s that makes this not necessary. If I can ever get a wrecked 968 at the right price that assembly as well as the 6 speed manual is going in my car.

968s go for quite a bit more though. Even turbo 944s are getting higher. I just want a n/a late eighties (so I have the better interior) 944 5-speed as a rolling project.

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CornHolio
May 20, 2001



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A friend of a friend is selling this locally:



http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/4848926963.html

So tempting... that's gotta be comfortable as gently caress.

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