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You Am I
May 20, 2001

I will decide who posts John Howard pictures in this thread and the circumstances in which they post.


Bobby_Wokkerfella posted:

Holy crap, is that a Mitsubishi Magna/Verada? I didn't know they reached the states.

Yeah, between 2000-2005.

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

I will decide who posts John Howard pictures in this thread and the circumstances in which they post.


VideoTapir posted:

OKAY PEOPLE, JUST REMEMBER TO BREATHE:

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/605888930.html



Reminds me of the early 70s Honda hatchbacks which used chain drive instead of gears for drive.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Vaporware posted:

2005 Mini Cooper S Conv, Loaded with 15k Audio - $33000

Needs more neons in air intakes

You Am I
May 20, 2001

I will decide who posts John Howard pictures in this thread and the circumstances in which they post.


Aegri Somnia posted:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/602729239.html

Nice picture taking there...


IOwnCalculus, we have a match for your truck now

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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VideoTapir posted:

http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/car/613236152.html


LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN SOMEONE'S BACK YARD!

NO TITLE!
Priginal miles as well! Can't get any better than that! Better than original!

It makes me wonder what type of buyer actually buys something from the ads which have terrible grammar/spelling.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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I thought the 70/80s 300 diesel motors were all 5 cylinder motors.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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What a loving moron.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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VideoTapir posted:

4x4 Mustang, anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...em120260315584&


At least it's all Ford.
I'd only buy it to strip it off the Bronco chassis and return it to how it came out of the factory.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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timb posted:

Someone had to have that painted on there as a "Miatas are gay, amirite" joke, right? I mean, there's no way... Right?

We told you Miata owners so

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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BrokenKnucklez posted:

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/car/716949140.html


pure gold
Great description on the girl as well

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Two Finger posted:

Also not craigslist but this is everything that is wrong with New Zealand's car scene.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...n-160303997.htm

I hate how he used keywords that don't even suit his car like Fairlane, Calais. Bloody idiot.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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MrKatharsis posted:

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/777999916.html

Those are some nice dining room chairs.

An old S Class which never came in a 200 option, straight from Europe even though it has US headlights in it. So much wrong there.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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VideoTapir posted:

Alright, which one of you clowns made the parody ad?
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/778405641.html
Isn't that Vitamin J's Civic

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Repo Man posted:

Would you really be confused if a "Chrysler four speed" were a manual or an automatic? Really? You'd be woundering about that? Well, that's graet. I'm left woundering what happened to that guy's shift key.

I had two replies asking for pics, I sent them, the first one bought it.
Yes I would, since there are Chrysler four speed manual and auto transmissions

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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The 1980s 510/Stanza was a piece of poo poo compared to the late 60s 510/1600.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Aeilerto posted:

I was searching for "Supra", ebay, but still pretty funny, sorry to any CRX fans

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...02&_trkparms=39%3A1|65%3A-1|240%3A1318&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245




His cardomain (more pictures) ; http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2355604/2

JDM back seat yeah!
I thought the CRX was only a two seater?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Good to see the seller is living up to the arrogant BMW owner stereotype

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Nitrox posted:

They removed the problems. The car is incredibly reliable now.

Too bad it has had the lovely headlight conversion done to it.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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HairyNipple! posted:

Not Craigslist, but still pretty funny. I used to work with the guy who's selling this. He was a good guy, just really naive. This is the worst sales pitch I've ever read. He hardly listed one good thing about the car. Also, the car is unregistered because it's unregisterable (cut springs, too dark tint). Also, one time he drove down the coast and one of the wheels fell off.


Click here for the full 721x940 image.

Jesus, he did miss a bit of very important information there. I suggest you inform eBay, before someone gets screwed over.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Leperflesh posted:

Screencapped for posterity:

Speed, with Class

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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destructo posted:

What the gently caress is a "frenched" gas tank.
I'm more worried about being t-boned on the driver's door and have a fuel tank in it...

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Looks pretty tidy for a modded Civic. No stupid Tupperware bodykit.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Desunive posted:

I know it's not Craigslist, but...


Click here for the full 759x1127 image.


http://www.autotraderclassics.com/d.../?adId=90371835

How the hell could you POSSIBLY restore this?
I've seen people restore from less. As long as the chassis is there, most of the other stuff can be made up.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Desunive posted:

But how? It's rusted beyond recognition.
Mechanically, looking at the photos, it is all there. Interior for those can be remade from photos.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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ursa_minor posted:

Yo check out dis Lexus Cressida, it's like a drifter but with more luxury.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/934755365.html

He ever went to the trouble of misspelling "keywords"

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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madattheinternet posted:

I'm having a really hard time figuring out what prize this car could have possibly won.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/953224958.html
First place at the local McDonald's parking lot ricer and lovely sound system contest.

VideoTapir posted:

Is it interference or non-interference? IOW, how bad is a broken timing chain?
Dunno about whether it is interference or not, but it takes a bit to break a chain. I would not be surprised if something else has gone wrong with that motor.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Q_res posted:

http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/969642044.html

Hey, guys this Protege only has small damage on the front. Also, someone offered me $4,000 for it fixed, so it's totally worth $3250 if I haven't done anything!



I'd hate to think what the buyer's idea of big front end damage is.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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It's good for towing your Miata race car around with

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Hypnolobster posted:


Click here for the full 1253x729 image.


Past any questions of motive for such a project or the quality of the switch (the dash looks home made), is something like this even legal?

So I emailed that person, because I can't just leave something that hilarious alone.


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[/quote]Speed and Class

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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JackRabbitStorm posted:

I used to work at a car wash in town where this guy would bring his corsica in all the time. "Pimped" interior mods included an 8 foot rope light, a 13 inch black and white tv, and house speakers.

Ghetto Pimping

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Q_res posted:

Class without speed, always wanted a Mini but don't have the money?



God don't let Oxbrain see this ad!

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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tractorcrusher posted:

Found an E30 for you guys

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pts/1046970206.html


I would take that thing to BMW club days just as a big troll.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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kimbo305 posted:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1066549177.html


Ok it's pretty awesome.
Needs American flags on the doors. Not enough American on that Korean car for me

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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oxbrain posted:

That festiva is about 45 miles from me, but I have neither the cash or space for it and I never go offroading. It's traded hands in the area a few times.
You want it oxbrain, you want it *does Force mind control*

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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Tai-Pan posted:

Okay...are Pakistani people known for being really easy on their cars or something? The owner is clearly an idiot, but even then why is that a selling point?
I find it strange for an American to use the term "Paki". I always thought it was a British thing.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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-Spiffy- posted:

Why the long face, dodge viper?
It's modeled off Jay Leno's chin

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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fatman1683 posted:

This is the awesomest thing I've ever seen.


http://www.customlimos.com/sale_mercedes.htm

Too bad there are no specs for it. I wonder if it is running the 6.9lt V8 instead of the 4.5lt.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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kuffs posted:

Well, he must have swapped the wood in, 'cause this is the pre shot



http://blownvette.webs.com
Did GM still use those evil metal seatbelt connector things in the 80s? Those fuckers were evil in summer, burn your hand on them. 1970s Fords and GM/Hs made me hate putting on the belt.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

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oxbrain posted:

Grayhound bus converted to RV, ho hum, it's diesel, it has a 19" tv and a generator. Did I mention it comes with a loving sweet mini-festiva?

http://columbus.craigslist.org/rvs/1268449244.html


That better have an awesome novelty horn on it.

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

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z16bitsega posted:

Not craigslist, but

Oxbrain, is this you, or is there actually more than one person in the world who collects Festivas?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/10-F...#ht_6743wt_1167



This Oxbrain's gone to heaven.

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