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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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akeidolon posted:

It's a nice car, for what it is. But good god, $11500 for a Caprice



Probably counting on some moron to buy it and turn it into a donk.


I don't blame him.

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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ET must love this poo poo!

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/641740693.html



Candy paint!

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/654329408.html

Apparently buying an Acura Integra for your kid is like a new motorcycle rider buying a Hayabusa.

quote:

THE CAR LOOKS AND RUNS GREAT,A/C BLOWS COOL,IT NEEDS FREON.180K MILES,AUTO.TRANS.THIS IS MY DAUGHTERS CAR,ITS TOO FAST,SHES GOTTEN TWO TICKETS IN 2 MONTHS,SO YOU MIGHT NOT WANT THIS CAR FOR A FIRST CAR.NICE C/D PLAYER,CAR IS EXTRA CLEAN,NOT TORE UP AND DIRTY.TRADING FOR A CAR OR TRUCK WITH AUTO.TRANS.DWTAILS 850-417-5305 THE PRICE IS FIRM, THANKS

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Hey guys this is a great deal...



Oh.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/666110917.html

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Who wants a "wacky fun party truck"?

quote:

1993 S10, 131,772 miles. 2.8 liter V6. This a wacky fun party truck, just painted a dark red. Helper springs on rear. truck runs strong. Needs nothing to party. If you need a chick magnet truck that gets good mileage call,850-543-8023 or 850-401-3039.

There's only two kinds of chicks this truck will attract:
1) Fat redneck woman
2) A chicken

My money is on #1. Why else would he have helper springs?

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/668379774.html

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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I'm trying to think of some clever comment about this ad, but I'm too speechless...

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/681877093.html

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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CornHolio posted:

hahaha he's moving overseas because he actually HATES AMERIKKKA!

If he's from Ft. Walton, odds are this dude is Air Force, and is probably getting deployed somewhere.

He loves this country so drat much, he's willing to sacrifice his car and go overseas to fight for the american way

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Hey guys here's a good daily driver.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/718542125.html

quote:

86 Chevy 4X4, 2 1/2 rockwell axles, 672 gears, front and rear pinion brakes, 53" tires, good running 355 chevy with 4speed tranny, lots of new parts in the motor, quick steering hydralic valve, really fun mud truck, clean florida title. Asking 4500 or best offer, or trade for something you have, call Kevin at 850-390-2526

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Hey I think this truck might be a hybrid, but I'm not sure.



quote:

For Sale...2007 Chevrolet Silverado HYBRID...milage...21232...$19,500
The way GAS is getting we all should be driving a HYBRID Vehicles
The price of fuel is over the top these days...the time to conserve is NOW.
Gas & Electric HYBRID Cars are the Future...Don't be left in the past
Save Money...Save Gas...

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/719674759.html

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/723224464.html

quote:

this is a 96 cavalier 2.2 with a 5 speed. There is nothing wrong with this car at all. The a/c does not work it needs a conpresser. The in side of the car is real nice the seats need clean but if i get time i will clean them.There this nothig wrong with is car at all. The motor is good,the transmission is good,the tires are good,the brakes are good and the cluch is good. If there's any other qustions email me or call me 332-5962 thanks. NO CHECKS

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS CAR AT ALL*

I think everyone here can agree that there's nothing wrong with a car that has a broken a/c compressor in the nice Florida summer heat.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Two Finger posted:

Also not craigslist but this is everything that is wrong with New Zealand's car scene.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...n-160303997.htm

This makes me wonder. Do cars in other countries have logos like this but in the metric system?

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/731888938.html

This guy doesn't know poo poo about his own car, except that it has a STAGE 3 clutch.

Also, he has no self control.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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This is how you ruin a motorcycle

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/732687781.html

quote:

I bought this bike to learn on. I am now upgrading to a newer bike. This is a 1988 Honda CBR 600 Hurricane, with a jet kit, making it between a 800 and 900. You can definately feel the difference. It runs great; I drive it to work daily, which is about 30-35 miles round trip. The tires are in good condition. The paint was hand air brushed flames, with a picture of a pit bull on the gas tank. It just needs a front fairing, which is $168 from http://airtech-streamlining.com/hon...600F1198790.htm Please call me with any questions. (850) 982-9188 STEVE

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/745154107.html

quote:

It is a 1994 mustang gt, duel exhaust, flowmasters, black cobra R rims. ODO broke at 129,000 witch was 1 month ago, great condition 17/245/45' Fuzion ZRI Tiers, Angle head lights. Newly rebuilt transmission great interior black and gray.only been two known owners ive had it for 8 years, guy sold it to me cause his daughter was overwieght and couldent get into it. Im located in shadow grove blvd car will be sitting outside. People really who really want to look at it only. Thank you. New pics coming soon

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/754290666.html

This guy wants a good running car.

quote:

looking 4 a good running car (69 aspen st)
Reply to: sale-754290666@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-14, 10:06AM EDT


hi all i have 88 gmc 1500 pk wating to trade 4 verry good running car something like buick . chevy . dodge . olds . & 600 dollars or 1800 obo . 4 more info call mr goodwin at 850-897-4464 if no anser call 850-374-1414 might just trade eaven wate & c what u got gmc truck is at 69 aspen st freeport
sorry i have no way to take pics

Someone e-mail him and offer a Honda and see if his mind explodes.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Sure a Suburban isn't out of the ordinary. But the dude with rapeface going on is.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/767342669.html


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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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MAMA HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/ctd/827068335.html

quote:

MAMA LOVES GULF COAST AREA BUT SHE HATES SCAMMERS. YALL NEED TO LOOK AT THESE PRICES OF SOME OF THESE VEHICLES. AN LIKE MAMA ALWAYS SAYS " IF IT SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE, YOU KNOW IT IS BABY!" SO GET YOUR FLAGGING FINGERS READY A STAR FLAGGING THESE DIRT BAGS! IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW JUST REPLY TO THIS POST AND I WILL TELL YOU. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE CLICK OF THE LIL'OL MOUSE AND LETS TURN THESE SCAMMERS INTO SHARK BAIT. IT TAKES SEVEAL FLAGS FROM DIFFERENT COMPUTERS SO LETS RALLY THE TROOPS!
MAMA LOVES YALL!

I'm surprised this didn't get flagged too much.


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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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leica posted:

PISTOL GRIP FOR REALZ

http://elmira.craigslist.org/cto/858828919.html

the pistol grip is obviously there to compliment the "duel" exhaust.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Uhh wrong kind of scooter.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/885149978.html

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Tai-Pan posted:

While that is impressive, the $2,900 starting bid is probably even more entertaining.

Should be $1

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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I'm not really sure what is going on here.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto/918689705.html


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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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nine times posted:

I'm speechless.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/919754800.html



God I hope that thing is as loud as an airboat.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/ctd/936755195.html

End of the world you say? Time to go buy me a Jag!

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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VideoTapir posted:

Are these things made for trade shows? Those "get paid to have ads on your car" things? What?

There's a donk around here done up with "Starburst" (the candy) logos and poo poo. I don't get it either.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Micco is full of weirdos.

Weirdos and a massive trailer park.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/rvs/1040567765.html

Looking, at this ad, part of me hopes that he opened that baby (the 4x4 not the kid) up to see how fast he could drag that wagon.

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Holy christ this thing is ugly.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1044729666.html

quote:

2005 HAYABUSA CUSTOM!! - $9200 (niceville)
Reply to:
Date: 2009-02-21, 5:41PM EST


here i have my 2005 suzuki hayabusa 1300cc, it is a inline 4 cylinder liquid cooled sport bike, many custom parts and upgrades, very fast not recommended for a beginner rider or the faint of heart!! this bike has been my baby for over two years but due to buying a house i must sell. only looking to sell for what i need to buy my new house, well under what i have into it. custom parts are to include:
~custom artic white paint with chrome mettallic flake
~custom painted dash panels
~custom painted switch housings
~custom painted gauge surround
~custom painted pig-spotter mirrors
~twin led untertail
~custom swingarm mounted license plate
~custom chrome dagger grips
~chrome levers
~custom GP style exhaust with baffles
~new sprockets and chain to include one tooth down in the front and 3 up in the rear
~4"-10" extensions(currently at 9")
~custom airbox modification
~pair valve mod
~clear alternatives turn signals
~liquid chrome double bubble windscreen
~braided stainless rear brake line
~EBC double HH sintered race brake pads front and rear
~blue and green gauge faces
~custom suede wrapped seats
~TRD over rev eliminator
also a full tune up was just recently done when the plastics were away at paint, i have put less than 200 miles on it sense then. bike has always been garage kept and washed and waxed on the regular. like i said this thing is my baby and i hate to see it go but i need a house more than this. i have put over $14K into this bike total and it runs like a dream. had a compression check done on the motor just last spring when it was in to get the valves tuned and everything was perfect. even the dealer was impressed with its condition. brake pads and fluid flush was done last fall with less than 1k miles sense then and the brakes are excellent! the sprockets are one down in the front and three up in the rear making it really torqy, will throw your head back!! bike has never been raced and never laid down. if you want any other pics or pics of anything specific or any questions feel free to email me or call. please refrain to calling during decent hours, no later than 830pm please. if it sells for close to my asking price i will also give the buyer my large white helmet and medium joe rocket limited suzuki leather jacket. thanks for looking ~Matt~ 226-1607

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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TRON bike

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1053842884.html

quote:

New TRON MOTORCYCLE - $1398 (FortWaltonBeach)
Reply to: sale-1053842884@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-28, 1:59AM EST


* Price
$1398.00
* Status
New
* Model
TRON BIKE
* Internal Code
(MC-06)
* Condition
New
* Type
ADULT
* Dimensions
Width: 30in.; Height: 45in.; Depth: 85in.
* Weight
152 lbs.
* Seat Height
530 mm
* Tires
12 X 3.5-10
* Transmission
CVT FULL AUTO
* Engine
150cc GY- 6 / 4-stroke, air-forced cool
* Brakes
Front & Rear Disc
* Starting System
Electric Start
* Suspension
Suspension(front/rear):independent double hydraulic shock/ hydraulic shock
* Lighting
Dual Headlights - Single Tail Light

Key Features

K-007 - ONE OF A KIND BIKE IN STOCK READY TO SHIP !

1) Engine type: GY6 engine, fully automatic, single cylinder, 4-stroke, forced

air-cooled

2) Engine displacement (ml): 149.6

3) Bore x stroke (mm): 57.4 * 57.8

4) Max. power (Kw/r/min):8.0/8000

5) Max. toque (N.m/r/min):9.0/5500

6) Fuel tank capacity:7L

7) Fuel consumption (g/kWh): 367

8) Start mode: electric start

9) Tires (front/rear):12 x 3.5-10

10) Transmission mode: chain

11) Brake mode(front/rear): dual hydraulic disc / hydraulic disc

12) Shift speed type: CVT

13) Suspension(front/rear):independent double hydraulic shock/ hydraulic shock

14) Length x width x height (mm): 1710x700x750

15) Seat height (mm): 530

16) Top speed (km/h): 100

17) Colors: silver+plating black+plating

18)Max. load: 100kg

19)Carton dimensions: 176x 50 x 68cm

( NOT STREET LEGAL

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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This looks like a fun way to spend $30.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1073183252.html

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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THE WIDOWMAKER!!!

(also, bitches ride free)

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1106663637.html



I wonder if his baby momma was one of the free rides.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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"Invested" always turns up great results.

He "Invested" the time in taking pictures in front of two separate Hooters restaraunts!



DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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You may get raped...both physically and financially!

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1195125868.html

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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In case it up and disappears...This poo poo is ugly. I also love the nice carriage return action this person decided to perform while typing this add. It made screen caps a bitch.

adamj1982 posted:

wow, what a color scheme.

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/1234789998.html


DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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Csixtyfour posted:

Yet another RARE SWEET FAST mustang. Does this ad make any loving sense to anyone?

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/1586697073.html


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I think he's trying to sell a car. Also there are girls under the hood.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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keykey posted:

"Customed sportscar" $5000 or trade for flatbed diesel truck with mercedes benz interior upholstry whatever the hell that means. I wonder if it comes with the cross hanging from the rearview mirror?




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Mother of god look at the donkey cock shifter on that thing!

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

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trouser chili posted:

Ok, this is pretty much the deal of the century on Scouts.




If you ever wanted a Scout and you don't buy this you are a fool. I mean it may have some sort of issues going on that can't be seen on the ad, but if it's as clean as it looks, it should sell for over $5000.

How about this one? All he wants to do is shoot zombies.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/rvs/1650372959.html

quote:

1961 International Scout 4x4 - $950 (West Pensacola)
Date: 2010-03-18, 5:49PM EDT
Reply to: sale-h9994-1650372959@craigslist.org

I have a project 1961 Scout 80 for sale. It is the first year they made these and is a very neat vehicle! It has a 152 c.i. straight four with a one barrel H olley on top. Four wheel drive works fine. Removable top and fold down windshield. It was running before I parked it with a bad clutch fork....now it won't crank.It just needs a mechanically minded person to get her going... nothing serious I don't think. It has plenty of rust but alot of steel too! All emblems and glass intact. Floorboards and bed floor have been replaced (not professionally). Fuel tank is in bed. Overall it is a very cool vehicle and quite the conversation piece.I have another project that I need to focus on is why I am selling. It may be too far gone to make a show truck out of it, but would make a great hunting property or farm truck or toy.I will post pics later. Thanks. It is located at 1016 Potomac Dr, 32505. Come take a look at it or call me at 221-2020. Rick. Make me an offer...I'm ready to part with it. Will consider partial trade with PS3 or something I can shoot zombies with.

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