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SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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VanFullOfMidgets posted:

(from the above)


he wants a WRX plus cash for his shitbox cavalier

edit: whoops forgot


That was the only picture worth uploading, the rest are just stupid.

:wtc:

Why do I get the aching sensation that the reason there isn't an engine pic anywhere on that page is because the "supercharger" is nothing more than a CAI?

What a piece of poo poo. I wouldn't even give him a WRX with a blown engine for that abomination.

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SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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DarthJeebus posted:

I have no idea what kind of truck this is, but after reading Mooecow's project thread.. man I swear this would be mine if I had a suitable place to keep it.


Click here for the full 1437x871 image.


Edit: And this would be next to it...


Click here for the full 1433x865 image.


It's a GMC. I always loved that vintage.


Click here for the full 800x600 image.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Negromancer posted:

Someone please talk some sense into me.

Why, you've decided not to buy it? Because buying that is the only sensible thing to do :colbert:

I'd buy it and enjoy every second of it. I'd probably park on the lawn at work too just so everyone who drove by could see it.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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As Nero Danced posted:

You know how pictures can tell a story? Look at this:
http://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/2152788942.html


Click here for the full 780x769 image.


If the writing isn't horrible enough, you can see the life this car has lived. I bet the picture with the ruined front end was taken for insurance purposes.

It has dule exzost though :colbert:

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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trouser chili posted:

This one is pretty awesome. I wouldn't pay it, but the car itself is amazing.

http://www.gatewayclassiccars.com/displaycar.php?stock=4762&location=STL

Hint: Think 80's, think Chrysler, think wood paneling, think turbocharging.

Think John Voight :v:

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Muffinpox posted:

I've seen some pretty ricey S2000s but this is an entirely different beast
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/2320875049.html
:whatup:




"Like New" except that it looks retarded.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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MrChips posted:

Some of the local guys have probably seen this ad at least once; here we go again, for about the millionth time:

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2006-BMW-3-Series-330i-Most-Powerful-One-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ274801107



I love how his *~Real Carbon Fiber Trunk isn't a real trunk at all, just a bit stuck to the trunk:



Also, how bad do those Z3M Roadstars fit in the back? :psyboom: This guy just won't give up trying to sell his trainwreck.

I see this car driving around all the time (Calgary goon), I hate it so loving much.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Rawrl posted:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/2345324270.html



Pretty sure this is gold of some sort. I didn't even know the 200sx was produced/imported that far back.

Please please please some goon buy this. I would kill to see a build thread on this car.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Chickenbisket posted:

Just in case you ever wondered what a 66 mustang ute would look like :ughh:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1966...#ht_1387wt_1167

I didn't wonder what it would look like, but I did always wonder what it would be called. And now I know.

Can you name the cruck with two wheel drive? Smells like poo poo and seats 1.5, Musterooooooooooooooooo!

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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I would drive the ever-loving hell out of this. At least until the first corner.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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hitze posted:



There's a reason convertable versions of supercars are considered the lesser of their coupe counterparts. And they at least have extra beams and poo poo added on to maintain some rigidity.

That thing must feel like a nightmare on an actual course. Which I suppose isn't that much of an issue since you'd never be allowed anywhere near one with that deathtrap.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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I'm curious what is meant by "typical RX7 quirks".

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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MomJeans420 posted:


The only way this would be better was if he had a Tom Selleck pornstache. Too bad he probably can't grow facial hair.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Jesus, what an abomination. I understand different strokes for different folks, but how could anyone think that looks good? It was like he just picked completely random parts from other cars.

I suppose the ultimate question is, why does anything in this thread still shock me?

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Cpaka posted:

Really I'm not even sure what to say about this, because I feel it's pretty self explanatory.



2009 KIA RIO - SMURFS CAR ! AIR BRUSHED ! AMAZING

Amazing indeed.

Good lord there isn't a paper bag big enough to wear over myself if I had to drive that thing around :psyduck:

Well, it's only a Kia Rio though, so I suppose it's not like they really ruined it.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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thecobra posted:

You're going to want to swap that image out to another host, I think. Before Sigtrap sees it anyway.

Here:



Edit: Well okay, I guess I am just an over cautious stupid newbie. I don't know what you mean by two screens, though. I have an extension on Firefox that takes pictures of entire web pages.

I'd buy that Jeep in a heartbeat just because of that ad. If I had to imagine a Craigslist ad put up by Maddox, that would pretty much be it.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Abominable! posted:

After watching this video a while ago, I'm half heartedly considering this beast.


I can't say I've ever noticed a Zephyr driving around. I'm keen on that grill vs the Fairmont's.

Jesus I'd drive the hell out of that car in the video and it would scare the poo poo out of me every second. Whole front end comes way up every time he floors it and he's got to double hand the steering to keep in line else it takes out a city block.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Kotaru posted:

I'm rather conflicted on this one, it could either be pretty spiff or just cobbled together awful.


http://easttexas.craigslist.org/cto/3215500478.html

edit: Leaning towards the latter with the "ebay parts" comment.:(

It looks pretty drat mint, it can't be that ba...

quote:

The pic is what the car will look like when finished

Oh :smith:

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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thegasman2000 posted:

I didn't ask but as she didn't say i presume its RHD. 30,000 miles if loving insane. They sell for over 5K with 100,000 miles on the clock. Need to pick this up and get some pics. Perhaps a build thread is in order too!

Anyone owed one?

Going to have a look at this in a minute. He has had if from new :aaaaa: but it has not been started since 1994... White with original Martini Stripes. Will take some jump leads and see how we go! :pray:

If there isn't a new AI thread starring this car by the end of the day, you've ruined my life.

Godspeed my fellow goon!

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Aceshighxxx posted:

Baller Status!

I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of someone spending untold thousands of dollars on an Oldsmobile goddamned Alero.



http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/ctd/3271195827.html

As long as you have an income of $800 or more a month...because that's exactly how much the monthly payments are going to be after you calculate in the loan shark-esque interest rates.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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TheFonz posted:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1974...#ht_3848wt_1165

Holy poo poo, $9k for a MINT RX-2. I mean that's a lot but what a nice looking car, really well done and ....

...

...

That's not $9k....

quote:

I SPENT WELL OVER $150,000 ON THIS 3 1/2 YEAR RESTORATION PROJECT

Far be it from me to judge but a hundred and fifty thousand? :wtc:

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Throatwarbler posted:

You'd think they would also include the ECU, that sounds kind of important unless the next owner was just going to convert it to run or carbs or something.

Yeah, and knowing Ferrari, I can't imagine you can just drop by their parts desk on the way home and pick up a new one. Looks like an $18,000 paperweight to me.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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I like this part:

quote:

needs minor body work and paint to be perfect, but still looks good. im sure there is more that i am forgetting to list.

Like the mileage?

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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This is amazing.

quote:

Hello I have a miata for sale is clean title and is running

quote:

It might need to be towed

And this one:

quote:

It has a beep witch will shoot the car out any time I don't know why

New thread title right there.

Craigslist Gold: It has a beep witch will shoot the car out any time

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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ThirstyBuck posted:

Broken timing belt, possible piston, rod, or crank damage, and a destroyed cylinder head? gently caress it, I'm going to ask market price anyway.

"It's a GREAT DEAL!"






http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/3632201025.html

He sure makes a point of mentioning numerous times that up until the timing belt broke and hosed the engine something huge, the car was perfect! Well, who gives a poo poo if it was perfect, it isn't now is it? I'm pretty sure most cars were perfect at some point.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Someone should call up Aston and ask them why the gently caress their cars aren't designed with baby seats in mind.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Method Loser posted:

To be fair, if that car didn't have retarded wheels and that eye-searing wrap...


...and the stupid blue foglights, and the dumb grille, and the lambo doors, and the exhaust tips that stick out a foot past the bumper...

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Sir Tonk posted:

You couldn't have picked a better person to stand next to it and look uninterested.



Ronald Weasely?

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Negromancer posted:

son of a bitch, beaten by seconds. At least I got the entire image :colbert:

2000 Yamaha Razz - $50 (Bothell, WA)



Well, time to quit the internet.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Cage posted:

That looks a hell of a lot better than what we got.

Most concepts usually do.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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This is brilliant on a level I never believed existed. Very well done :golfclap:

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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I'd imagine the Alberta boys have perhaps seen this but anyways:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/edmonton/2014-dodge-ram-1500-stolen-truck-5-000-reward-for-return/1057290624?siteLocale=en_CA

SiliconX fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Apr 3, 2015

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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That thing is an appalling heap of poo poo and I'd be embarrassed to be seen in it. Weren't those cars colossal turds to begin with? I remember when it was first announced and I thought it really looked amazing but it came and then shortly after, went silently into the night with barely a whimper.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Rhyno posted:

Well they were very pleasant, if they been like "TAKE IT THE gently caress DOWN" I'd have responded in kind.


I am blown away by this.

Details or minor issues :stare:

quote:

AC doesn't work, it reeks of coolant, rear power windows don't go down. Rear wiper doesn't work. Roof rail on the passenger side has been bent to poo poo and hammered back into place. Power steering pump loving screams when you turn the wheel. Massive clunk when shifting from reverse. I went to find some gravel but the salesman told me I couldn't engage 4WD without putting a deposit down.

Any dealership that designates those as minor issues or details deserves a lightning strike in the middle of the night.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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You guys will probably see far more gold in this than I did, and I saw a LOT.



quote:

2006 Subaru WRX STI

I unfortunately have to sell my race car. I really need to buy a house this summer. If your want more pics let me know. There is a little bit of hail damage just on the roof I have a friend that can fix it for $1000. Also the rims have light rash on them, Alberta wheel wants $800 to fix them and repaint them the same colour. Other then that the car has 170,000km on the body and 10kms on a brand new engine. It needs a tune I'm trying to get one soon. All these will factor into the negotiations.

Rays wheels
Gimmick front mount intercooler
Blitz blow off valve
Garrett turbo
New battery
New clarion deck
Aqua mist water meth kit installed just not hooked up until the tune
Beatrush pitch stop mount
Triple gauge pod
Hks exhaust
Sibon carbon fiber hood and trunk
Brand new clutch
Machined flywheel

I owe a little left on the car but as soon as the buyer purchases the car I will go straight to the bank. Any other questions feel free to ask. Text or email only please. Car is located in Lethbridge but willing to work out delivery if need be.

Text 4033154200

$25,000 obo

Edit: This one isn't nearly as gold I suppose, but it strikes me as an absolutely insane price. Dealer I know but christ, it's the base model, not the Sport-Tech. You can get a new 2015 with more kit for less OTD than that. Do people actually buy these?

SiliconX fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Apr 25, 2015

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Wojcigitty posted:

The price is high for a car that's old enough to drink and has over 200,000 on it but still, you don't find these too often in this condition:

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4996356702.html



gently caress I'd buy that right now if it wasn't logistically impossible. I can't remember the last time I saw a 2dr Cherokee.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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TACTICAL SANDALS posted:

:dogbutton:



pfft, who needs structural integrity?

quote:

is bad rear end and will go in any direction you point it

Including a few you don't point it in, and possibly many directions at once!

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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quote:

It would be perfect for a Hollywood Studio or movie rentals

"Dude where's my fighter jet?"

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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KakerMix posted:

There was that 'Chicken Cheese' thread that jumped around the forums for a bit, and the best part was the AI Goon with that big Volvo truck that looks like a Unimog who loaded peppercorns into shotgun shells, shot chicken breasts, shredded cheese on a lathe, then wrapped it in foil and pressed it on the engine block of that Volvo truck.

I absolutely had to go look this poo poo up and it definitely delivered :five:

For anyone wanting to see it, here's the post (probably need archives I'm guessing):

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=29#post409791801

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SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

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Maybe now people will have one less excuse to not fix up their clapped out RHD Skylines.

http://www.autotrader.ca/newsfeatur...sPxuxm368ApC.97

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