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dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/557335357.html

I laughed way too hard at this.

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dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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DarthJeebus posted:

Haha, it reads like a "White Mighty Bitchy"

Exactly why I thought it was hilarious.

I love the plea in the title of this one.

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/557912154.html

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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Moruitelda posted:

http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/570901985.html

1987 MUSTANG GT - $7999



What is it with retarded Mustang owners in my city?

Hate to say it man, but it's not your city. The overwhelming majority of mustang owners I've dealt with are pretty retarded.

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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CommieGIR posted:

Someone needs to circle those, email him and ask his to stop being a human being and realize that someone has to LOOK at the car if they want to buy it

Why is it that EVERYONE has pictures taken by their cellphone? Can't these idiots figure out a Canon Powershot?

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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Octavio Barnaby Sr. posted:

Not sure if you know this, but not everyone owns a digital camera.
They don't give them to everyone for free you know.

I'm certain that there's $100 special from Frys sometime. Besides, the $100 you spend on a camera is going to more than offset the lowballs you'll get from the only people interested enough to see through the grainy mess that is the photo of their car they took at 8:30 at night because they lack a clue.

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/581611354.html

"Rear toe huck's obo at 321-356-1520 Roger"

The sad part: I think this is par for the course.

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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shoncook posted:

To increase Deathocity. I wonder if the hidden radiator has an electric fan.

It is really disturbing that I like that Deathtruck.

Those are actually all the rage. The worse it looks and the more likely it is to kill you, the more people want it.

You could probably increase the value of that truck by taking it out to the country and shooting it a few times with your 45 putting holes in the drivers side door and people will go OH SNAP THEMS REAL BULLET HOLES THAT IS SO AWESOME IMMMA GONNA DO THAT TO MY 05 DAKOTA CAUSE IT LOOKS SO COOL!

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/589395223.html

F/S F/T::::Trade your truck for my Clean EG Hatch.::::: - $3500

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Reply to: sale-589395223@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-27, 10:49PM EST


I am tossing my car up for trade because at this point in my life I really need a truck.

At this point I have no money to put on top for a trade so I am just looking for a straight trade or cash + trade on your end.


LOCATED IN BREVARD COUNTY !!!!!
My car is a 1992 Civic Hatch DX with 156k on chassis and about 60k on the engine. The car runs great with no smoke or check engine light. I really like the car but I need a truck.

GSR blades with good tires
H&R Springs
Tokico Shocks
Skunk2 camber kit
Cross drilled and slotted rotors front and back. (rear discs)
Front strut tower bar
D15 with about 60k (This engine is solid and ready for some boost.)
ACT clutch
Fidanza flywheel
Header
Intake
Skunk2 Catback exhaust
Aluminum 2" radiator
MSD ignition with external coil
Short shifter
New axles


Clean black interior (the seats are blue and the drivers side has a bolster rip, was going to get new ones)

new tint
Tenzo steering wheel (not in the best condition.)
carbon fiber hood (NEW)
carbon fiber duckbill spoiler
Type R replica front lip (NEW)
New 6k HID's (NEW)
spoon replica mirrors
Water temp gauge
Oil pressure gauge
B&M fuel pressure gauge


THE BAD

CAR HAS NO A/C, But I have all of the parts for it in my garage.

A few small dings that are not very noticeable.

Rear bumper has "speed holes" that the previous owner made. As much as I don't care for them I have to say that they are done flawlessly and don't look too bad.
There may be more things that I am forgetting but I will update as needed.
Call or email me for any other questions. (321) 591-8161 Matt

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He used the word SPEED HOLES. SPEED HOLES. THEY MAKE THE CAR GO FASTER>

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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VideoTapir posted:

"In other words, don't email me just for more pictures. You should take time out of your schedule to come look at this car based purely on two thumbnails, and you're gonna like it, you fuckin' ingrates."

Don't forget the fact that 95% of craigslist dosent know the difference between "My car is for sale" and "My car is for sell"

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/610037497.html

86 Grand Prix.......for $9500. I think he's got one too many digits.

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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Grimster posted:

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/628402142.html

Jesus wept.



This hurts me.

but.....how is that possible? Isnt Jesus the owner?

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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I havent laughed this hard at a LOOOOOOOONG time.

Its an RV ad.

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/cto/879438758.html

LIVE LIKE A ROCKSTAR TOUR BUS TRADE/OFFER (vero)

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Reply to: sale-879438758@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-14, 7:08PM EDT



HAY MR DOUGLES HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOUR YOU I GOT A GENUWIN 1 OF A KIND CRAZY PUBLIC TRANSPORTAION BUS CONVERTED TO A MOBEL HOME WITH REFIGERATED AIR TIRES AND A STRONG 671 SUPERCHARGED DETROT POWER PLANT RUMUERD TO HAVE BEEN DESINGED BY NASA (NORMS AUTO SALS UNLIMETID) AND COMS WITH A BETTER THAN FACTORY GARUNTY IF YOU ARE INTERESTID CALL ME MR HANNY I WILL TRADE FOR BUILDING LOTS BOATS MONEY WHATEVER I KANT HELP MYSELF IM INSANE KALL BR549-772 501 2758 ps. i even gots a striper poll gose with it (dont tell the wife)

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dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
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Great Trailer!

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/spo/1023485313.html

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