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APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
Anyone want to offer their sexual services for a Celica?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bar/688468638.html

In case it gets flagged:

quote:

I have a GOOD RUNNING 91 Toyota Celica STX The Following specs and info are
172,000 miles/5 Speed/CD Player/Very Clean interior/Ac and Heater work perfect/Mechanically perfect/Does not smoke, leak, overheat, no check engine light, engine does not tick/Body Damage to the driver quarter panel, headlight, and hood/
Looking to trade for anything! I mean anything! Sexual services, Anything Sexual for that matter, Mass amounts of Porn, Money to pay off the cops, redecorating my room, Laptops, Cars, whatever.
Don't be shy to shoot an offer!

APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT fucked around with this message at 00:38 on May 21, 2008

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APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
This is listed as "One of a Kind Honda Civic". I can only see Shrek or the Jolly Green Giant driving this car.

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APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
This custom paint job of a naked bat fairy or whatever is owned by a woman and is painted on a Hyundai. The bat fairy herself seems to be a double amputee whose thighs are somehow twice as large as they should be.

Link to the ad with more pics including some godawful skull painting: http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/car/695188323.html

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APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*

deviant. posted:

Well, if you're in the market for a new home complete with a badly aging tranny...

Apparently she is "adding a $500,000 shipping fee to include her companionship" what a bargain. Her 14 year-old daughter is horrified, I guess she just has to live with the geezer that takes Mom up on the offer?

APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
This guy thinks his ten year old Dodge Ram with 170,000 miles is worth $8000 but it is really only worth maybe $4000 right now. But you will need to read the text to discover how completely screwed and deluded he is- it is kinda sad I think:



Click here for the full 1272x825 image.

APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Aug 2, 2008

APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
A 1990 Honda hatch for the low low price of $4,000. Bonus bright blue interior modz.

APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
I love the gold grill with custom plate "1BAD-BMR" :cool:

That is one of the worse paint schemes I've seen, the only time red and pink should be seen together is on Valentine's Day.

APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
^^^^ holy crap that looks dangerous!

destructo posted:



:drat: That is one of this funniest things I've ever seen, and I've seen some mad tyte craigslist customs. I just picture the guy literally opening the hood, spraying directly on everything for like 60 seconds, and being like "looking good".

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APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT
Jul 22, 2005

you can prob fix that with a little duct tape and a paper clip

*is MacGyver irl*
Don't hit me with no cheap prices theres not a problem wrong* or talk to me like a rookie I sale cars! :haw:

*needs new tranny

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