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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Mobius1B7R posted:

http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/616313734.html



Yeah um about that whole heater thing...

gently caress that, it's waxed every year. That's some serious TLC it's had.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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King posted:

Yeah, this doesn't seem suspicious at all. Honestly, I was surprised it wasn't a custom chopper with the name and price.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/620454525.html

I especially love when they use stock/publicity photos for the items they're trying to sell.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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16 Tons of Monkeys posted:

I have no idea on the price of Skylines, but this seems like it could be a decent deal:

What was he asking for it? Either way, I didn't even think you could license those in the US?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Aegri Somnia posted:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/602729239.html

Nice picture taking there...



HAHAHA
Holy poo poo.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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deviant. posted:



Screenshotted for posterity. It took me a moment but holy

edit: waffleimages seems to be borked for the moment

Here, I got ya covered.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Nitrox posted:

A repainted Grand National. It went from $20,000 car to $4,500 car in one day.

25c says it's just a generic Regal with a blown 3.8 in it and GNX badging though.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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HachiGo posted:

Yahoo auctions Japan is close enough to craigslist right?

http://page8.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/h56440960

The fans in the 3rd pic? EPIC.

Actually, I got almost as much of a guffaw out of the cupholders ziptied to the loving rollbar.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Toucan Sam posted:

This guy has four different Chevy Turbo Sprints for sale. I've never actually seen one before but it's small and turbo so someone here might be interested.

They used to be very common back in the late 80s/90s but I haven't seen one for some time. As a matter of fact, I rarely see a regular one now either.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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roadhead posted:

So.... $750 then?
That's some pretty stellar negotiation skills there. Jesus Christ.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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I like how these guys always talk about "turning heads" like it's a good thing. I'd probably turn my head to look at a kid with Downs syndrome throwing feces around too, doesn't mean people are envious of it.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Aegri Somnia posted:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/709758009.html

THROW SOME D ON IT..CADILLAC DEVILLE BALLER

Even though pretty much that whole ad is ridiculous, what the gently caress did he use for a headliner? It looks like carpet from a lovely Irish pub.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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UnkleBoB posted:

http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/714582449.html

Sure I'll take over the 9000$ you have left to pay on your 12 year old Corolla!
How in the gently caress do people get into that kind of poo poo in the first place?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Simkin posted:

Damnit, I really, really don't need another project, but a six cylinder bike that isn't a Honda cruiser?

IIRC, the Kawi touring bike (Voyager) was a 6 cylinder. Never really took off but not exactly rare either. I didn't know they made a cruiser/stripper version of it though but I'm not really surprised.

There's enough Voyagers around that if mechanical parts were needed for a resto of this they probably would be pretty easy to dig up.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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CornHolio posted:

no no no, its a show truck (Dodge)!!!

Decent on gas!
compared to a 747

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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meatpimp posted:

With a:


You don't think that could possibly be a Double DIN head unit, do you?

No. It's the very rare "AVAC" Nav-Stereo system. They were only on the market for a short while... probably because of being DOUBLED IN to work.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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CommieGIR posted:

My parents actually went out and bought a Dodge 1500 in summer of 02. They wanted it to haul dirt and stuff off road, I told them to get a diesel because of what/how much they would haul and they didn't

Now they still feed that monster V8 and are finally beginning to see the light
Back in 04 when I was in the market for a Truck I test drove a new Dodge with a Hemi.

I'd never actually been in a vehicle where you could actually see the fuel gauge move.

I went about 5 miles and ran out of gas as we got back into the dealership parking lot.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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kimbo305 posted:

If you divide that between the 4-500 passengers, it's quite good. Hell, I dunno, maybe that beats a big thirsty truck outright.
Leave it to AI to over analyze.

I'm talking about the vehicle in general.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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CommieGIR posted:

To contribute:

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/car/747864668.html

THE FAST AND FURIOUS CAR FOR SALE, SO FAST, SO FURIOUS, SO CAPS LOCK!

Ahem.
FAST AND FURIOUS CAR FOR SELL

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-cars-ve...QQAdIdZ50681760


quote:


2007 CHARGER DAYTONA R/T – Plum Crazy
Only 120 of these were made in Canada, and you can be really cool because you can tell all your friends that you have 007, THAT’S RIGHT!!!! You can own a James Bond numbered car!!!
BE LIKE JAMES BOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its FUNNY!!!

quote:

Details:
5.7L Hemi Multi Displacement Engine
5 Speed Auto Transmission
Features:
A/C with Dual Zone Control
Heated Front Seats
AM/FM, 6 CD Radio, Sirius Satellite Radio
6 Boston Acoustic Speakers w/ subwoofer, 322 Watt Amp
Power Windows
Tinted Windows
Remote Starter
18X7.5 Aluminum Wheels
Performance Tires
Side Air Bags
Steering Wheel Mounted Controls
Universal Garage Door Opener
Power Sun Roof
Uconnect Hands Free Communication
Fuel Economy:
City: 20 ml/gal
Highway: 32 ml/gal
So its yours for one of the following options:
Buy it ($48,753.73 + GST), or take over my lease payments at $884.25/month
NEED TO SELL – MY CRAZY VINDICTIVE GOLD DIGGING WIFE IS KILLING ME IN THE DIVORCE. When she is done with me, I may be able to afford a 1975 Ford Pinto. My Loss, Your gain!!

Call Me 780-905-6535
(Crazy Vindictive Gold Digging Wife is NOT included)

Did your "gold digging wife" leave you beacuse you're now penniless because got loving had on buying this car? Jesus Christ.

Oh yeah.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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How about $10,500 for an unwanted vintage of vette with an ugly hood sans engine?

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QQAdIdZ56699239

3/4 of the single sentence run on ad is about the totally fantastic engine that isn't included, but he'd be willing to part with it for an additional mere $9500.

Edit: ALOT OF MONEY WAS PUT INTO THE ENGINE

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slidebite fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Jul 28, 2008

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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VideoTapir posted:

Alright, which one of you clowns made the parody ad?
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/778405641.html

Lets see, where to begin:
  • one giant paragraph with minimal punctuation and all caps
  • giant block of keywords on the bottom (related AND unrelated)
  • city is misspelled
  • JAY DEE EMMU TYPE R YO (probably stolen)
  • Filthy inside
  • License plate...oh my god the license plate. AND YOU KNOW THIS CAR HAS BEEN BABIED.
  • EXCLAIMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!
  • READY FOR PAINT (so, what, you're gonna paint right over the dents?)
  • WTF with the bumper accessories
  • JAY DEE EMMU novice driver sticker on the back window
  • Makes a point to talk about who the amateur-looking wiring was done by
  • Side trim is missing, wonder if he has it
  • Cargo area trim seems to be gone
  • Car was at least three different colors before it was sanded down - was probably wrecked.
  • Car appears to be listing to port
I just saw the first picture and went "meh" at a horrible interior, and then the bumper which made me go from then on.

Love the custom hatch strut.

quote:

ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
BUT HE PUT A LOT OF MONEY INTO IT
Edit: IN STOLEN PARTS

slidebite fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Aug 1, 2008

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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I also love their mechanical diagnosis

quote:

starter (just starting acting up, maybe loose wire?)
If it's a loose wire than why did you fix it retard?

Almost as good as stuff like:

ENGINE STARTING TO TICK, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S SERIOUS or SOMEONE MECHANICALLY INCLINED CAN FIX NO PROBLEM.

MY LOSS IS YOUR GAIN!!!

slidebite fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Aug 17, 2008

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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deviant. posted:




TOTALLY NOT A SCAM

Holy poo poo, is it just me or is Waffleimages slower than the second coming lateky?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Edit: I'm an idiot.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Houston Rockets posted:

TOOT TOOT!

http://austin.craigslist.org/ele/807042939.html

quote:

I can take you for a ride and scare people to show you the fun
You know, I am aware that's an incredibly rear end-holish thing to do, but be damned if I'm not grinning just thinking about it.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Pompous Rhombus posted:

Buick Trike


Click here for the full 1582x930 image.


Jesus christ, that looks like something from the set of Mad Max.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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I am oddly attracted to this car. Unfortunately, I know gently caress all about them.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Here we go. $15K for a 70s station wagon?

Sign me up.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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The Rocket Salad posted:

sounds like a deal

Well, it IS a Honda after all.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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That's a very angry man.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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_firehawk posted:

Who doesn't want to jump on this amazing business opportunity. Or take the opportunity to put something controversial on this guys car.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/wan/823603060.html

In case it goes away (because the ad is only text anyhow)

retarded Craigs Ad posted:

hi i drive a dirt modified i am looking for sponcers with this you get a sticker on the car the sponcer i have now has doubled his money in his bussiness if u are interested call 513-652-6585 we can send pics or u can come see them it is worth your wild thanks and god bless
god bless

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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meatpimp posted:

"approximately 24,156 miles"

Wonder what its exact mileage is?

24,156.4

Reminds me of a sign we saw on the highway a year or so ago, it was something like
"Construction for next 457.2 meters SLOW DOWN" or something like that.

We knew it was 500 yards in metric talk (I think) but what a hosed up sign.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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deviant. posted:

uh...so fwd cars are more prone to rollovers at speed?

Of course. When is the last time you saw a FWD true RACECAR... or motorcycle chump? It's because they become instant deathtraps AT SPEED.

slidebite fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Sep 20, 2008

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Saw an ad in my local classifieds for a 1981 Firebird COLLECTORS CAR in "very good condition" asking looking for $10K yesterday.

Just because it's from the early 80s does not mean it is now a COLLECTORS CAR folks.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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VideoTapir posted:

Firebird people are pretty serious about their Firebirds. To one of them, it might be worth that, if it is in REALLY good condition. (And if it's the right trim level)

Wasn't 81 one of the years with the turbo V8?

While I agree with your (and yes, 81 hard the blown 301 crap block) this one wasn't one of those and it is merely in "very good condition"

$10K, even in the land of overpriced cars I live in only legitimately possible for a mint, or close to, unmolested somewhat rare car.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Pompous Rhombus posted:

edit: BITCHIN CAMARO


Click here for the full 1257x952 image.


What in the gently caress is that thing in the bottom left photo? It looks like a 1/2" breaker bar being used either as a shifter or hanging from the rear view mirror

If I ever get a car with a big loving front overhang, I am sooo painting a WW2 shark mouth on it now.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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deratomicdog posted:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/917306880.html
PRICE FIRM

The REBUILT EXHAUST SYSTEM is worth it alone.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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DreamOn13 posted:

Found yet another gem.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/921308375.html



skanks ad posted:

Front end damage drivers side from when I was drunk LOL

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Pompous Rhombus posted:

I can get you a great deal on a mortgage!

P.S. In over my head on a Chevy Cobalt.

No poo poo. This guy would have my total confidence due to his apparent financial wizardry.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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VideoTapir posted:

You noticed that too? I dunno, but if I were to guess, I'd say it was done prior to 1977, back when the Corvette had that shape as well.

It's generally called a Pantera hatch, you could by them separate but IIRC they most commonly came with body kits. I haven't seen one in many years.

Here's a link with other pictures on a Z.

http://www.zparts.com/events/zfest2002/index.html

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