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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lilbeefer posted:

Not craigslist but still WHATTHECHRIST


http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200157952682#description

That is the best Ebay listing I've ever seen by far, holy poo poo. That guy must be a goon.

quote:

If he doesnt sell IM GONNA BURN HIM AND TRY N SCAM INSURANCE.

:v:

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jan 1, 2008

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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Mr. Powers posted:

I hate to break it to you, but there are funny people on the internet who are not a member of the somethingawful.com forums.

I hate to break it to you but I was being facetious. Not that it's a big deal, jesus.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The Fonz says it's cool, so it must be right?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/592531995.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

PISTOL GRIP FOR REALZ

http://elmira.craigslist.org/cto/858828919.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

1992 Civic ALL HOOKED UP

'the vtech kicks in at arround 4500 rpm'

http://elmira.craigslist.org/cto/869299326.html



Think he's trying to hide something?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Own a Jeep Wrangler? Then you can trade it for THIS:

http://elmira.craigslist.org/bar/859833013.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I was interested in a vehicle on CL so I asked the guy to send me some pictures since there weren't any in the add......And he sent me pics of his wife's chest in a low cut shirt. I replied saying I think you sent the wrong pics, then he responded:

quote:

i think your right, hope u enjoyed them, lol, i think these might work...

:lol:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Heh, thought my wife deleted them but it was still in the trash folder haha

[img]http://img.waffleimages.com/24eef672755181dad5a5093bc5770e4eb0fbdb4b/May15120[1].JPG[/img]

[img]http://img.waffleimages.com/a303cae818ea62ef24abe6a3621fbbe3765b5f2e/May15121[1].JPG[/img]

[img]http://img.waffleimages.com/a80bc2edb85eb25d90b02752eddd2695f930fd47/May15122[1].JPG[/img]

[img]http://img.waffleimages.com/53ca217b22031723aaa2c7ff364d61f2ff49230b/May15126[1].JPG[/img]

:wtf:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

So I'm selling a camper and I get this weird foreign couple that are interested in it. They are clueless and have never been camping so I answer a lot of dumb questions. The next day they call and low ball me by 2 grand, I laugh and tell them my bottom line and they accept immediately......ok.

They then call me the next day to say they're coming to pick up the title so they can get the process moving along.....Um, no you're not until you pay me first.....They seem confused, then say fine we're on our way.

They show up at my door, the guy pulls out his wallet and hands me a check. It's a company check he says. I just laugh and say sorry no checks, unless you want to wait until it clears then you can have the title. The guy gets annoyed and says WELL IT WILL BE FASTER IF I JUST BRING YOU CASH ON MONDAY THEN.

See you on monday then, bye now. Meanwhile he drives past the camper out front that still has a FOR SALE sign on it. I hope someone else buys it before monday, loving cock.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

MIAMI VICE FERRARI DAYTONA SPYDER 365 GTB REPLICA

This thing is pretty loving awesome and I would probably buy it if I had the cash. Then promptly buy a pastel suit and a pair of Wayfarers then get some black dude in a classy suit to ride around with me.

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/1363908871.html

Seriously though, the Ferrari Daytona Spyder is incredible, and even though this is a replica I'd totally buy it.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Tai-Pan posted:

See, thats the problem. Everyone who knows what it is supposed to be will know its a kit and everyone else will think its some beat-up 80's RX-7 thing.

$20k will get you a whale tail porsche and at least you won't get accused of being a poser.

But see, even though it's a replica it's still cool as poo poo and more unique than a 911 because 99% of the population wouldn't know what the gently caress it was replicating to begin with. Even car guys wouldn't know the difference until you stomped the gas or lifted the hood, so I don't see how you could possibly be a "poser". People in Cobra replicas aren't looked at as posers, because no one can afford a real Cobra. Same goes for a Daytona Spyder.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The Prisoner posted:

I mean, yeah, and it's an impressive replica because it's a McBurnie. The one they used on the show pissed Ferrari off enough that they gave 'em a Testarossa if they agreed to blow it up...

The same guy has another one made by Rowley Corvette, whoever that is. Looks like he has a collection.

He's asking 10k more for it which is funny because you'd think the Miami Vice original replica would be worth more.

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/1383979486.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

orange lime posted:

Neither of those are the original Miami Vice one. A drug dealer blew it up with a rocket launcher in one episode -- my father has the series on DVD.

Do you really think they had only one car? Come on.

Besides, I wasn't implying it was used in the series, rather it was made by the same guy that made the show cars (yes plural), so esentially it's a Miami Vice original model.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Tai-Pan posted:

If the badges on your car don't belong there, you are a poser. Simple as that.
I don't know that cobras (AC's) get a free pass either. I think they can make a better case since the Shelby cobra was, in some ways, a kit car to begin with. Anyone that slaps a GT350 logo on their 289 deserves a swift kick though.

Oh I agree with you there, if I actually owned the Daytona replica, I would never pass it off as a real Daytona. It's just that I think the Daytona has the best lines of any car, and even a replica would be the ultimate to me because it's just so drat sexy.

And I don't think most Cobra replica owners pull the poser bullshit either, it's just a timeless sports car that people love that's relatively easy to replicate.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

vs Dinosaurs posted:

Wait, so you are telling me you don't want (what appears to be) a twelve inch sub half a foot from your head?

For some reason I was expecting to see a Subway Foot Long.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

You know a CL add is going to be good when it starts with "S'up, Craig's List? Here's the deal."

http://sarasota.craigslist.org/cto/1397567413.html

drunkstoner posted:

S'up, Craig's List? Here's the deal. I've got a 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Assuming you live in Sarasota, you've probably seen me driving it around like a maniac at 2 AM. Well, I'm moving out of state, and I feel the need to pass its love onto someone else.

It's pewter with a darkish interior and heavily tinted windows. It needs two new rims, free-on, and body work on the left side (from where I epicly pegged a mailbox one night, and also from where I nearly avoided death with only a slight elongated dent on the side to tell the tale, and also where I ran over someone's hood). Oh, the CV joint on the left side is pretty much gone, too. (The mechanics gave me 6 months - kept it going a year! gently caress yeah)! The transmission is, by the way, a little messy from when my friend drunkenly stole it. Also, the brakes are gone. Like, completely.

The stereo works like a champ, though! And there's new oil in the engine. The engine, too, has about 200,000 or so miles on it, though it was completely rebuilt around the 100,000 mile mark.

There's cigarette burns all over the interior. This was definitely a smoker's car. It also smells vaguely of pot and whiskey, mostly because I drank a lot of whiskey and smoked a lot of pot in it.

I'm reasonably sure the airbags still work, too! I always managed to either run over any opposing car, or narrowly escape any serious collision, thus I never actually had the chance to test them. That can only be a plus, right?

This car does have a skull and crossbone on the front, and a NIN sticker on the back. Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution and Zox, as well, are also featured on the back.

For extra protection, I had a Catholic Priest in Miami bless my car. While there, I also had a Voodoo Priest bless it, too. I had always planned on getting a some kind of wiccan or pagan priest-like-guy to bless it as well, but never got around to it. Figured I smoked enough pot inside of it that a Rastafari priest wasn't necessary.

New battery!

800$ Serious offers only!

It's got a new battery though! Sweet!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Look at this poor bastard.


Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

MonkeyNutZ posted:

Oh no I bought a money pit! Help me get out of this, will trade for Opel GT. He didn't have bad luck, he simply doesn't know how to avoid money pits.

As much as I'd love to own a 7 series I just don't hate myself that much. Probably tops the list of piles of poo poo I'd like to own but don't have the intestinal fortitude.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006


Notice he posts a picture of the bike and not himself.

I bet he gets a lot of grandmas interested.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

That Thunderbird is a steal, Painter you should jump on that, at the worst you could put stock wheels/hubcaps on it and flip it for profit.

My dream convertible is an old Thunderbird, someday.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

trouser chili posted:

From what I've seen Thunderbird prices have really nosedived in the past couple of years. Some classics have held up better than others. It's still a good price though.

Probably because the muscle cars command the most, seems like most "luxury" cars from the late 60's early 70's don't do nearly as well. The Thunderbirds are a great example of this and are really an affordable classic. Although the convertibles don't go cheap.

This guy is smoking crack on a daily basis though:

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/1865071092.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Yeah my uncle had the Cougar version and it was pretty cool, but if you've ever seen one of these cars these days holy poo poo are they horrible, the interiors are almost always disintegrating no matter how good the owner took care of it. They really have no redeeming qualities other than if you're into the boxy styling.

That DIAMOND JUBILEE shitbox is maybe worth 3 grand tops, that guy is in for a harsh dose of reality.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

It has a temp tag in the rear window, the guy just got it. Either he hates it or something is wrong with it.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

At least he's honest and not trying to say it's a Mercedes to get some dumbass to try to buy it.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Not a car but I just had to post this....

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/trp/2086928267.html

quote:

NEED HELP FINISHING AND TUNING MEGASQUIRT IN MY CAR. ITS A 83 PORSCHE 944. HALL EFFECT TRIGGER. I WILL PAY CASH.

Hahaha

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Holy poo poo, just think of all the dead hookers you could fit in that trunk!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Jesus, some people are really super obsessed with money.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

TARGET TOP

Hahaha what idiots.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Pure Gold for 125k

http://miamiviceboat.com/

If I had the money it would be mine

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Miata forums don't like anyone under 50 years old.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Harmburger posted:

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/2219862307.html
One of a kind abortion.


(thank imgur chrome extension for odd image)

This actually would be kinda cool if it was all one color.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

That guy needs to post in this forum.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Longest sentence ever without a period.

Jesus I get a headache reading poo poo like that.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Holy poo poo, I'll have the Gulf paint scheme plz.

If only I could win the lottery :smith:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Hashal posted:

I need to stop reading this thread. Now you guys have me looking at 3rd gen Preludes on craigslist...

God dammit :argh:



I'm really tempted to go check this out.

Hey Black88GTA, what's the aftermarket like for these?

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Feb 22, 2012

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Hahaha http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2858472995.html









Also possible gold.....http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2880568737.html

quote:

1989 Toyota GT-S - $1900 (Hudson)

Neighbor wants to sell a 89 corolla sr 5, respond if you are interested and i will call you with details of what i know about the car. Needs tlc but has a cool look, I'm just trying to help them get rid of it ( owner is 80 and loves his car )...

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Mar 3, 2012

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The best adds are, ALL IT NEEDS IS A KNOCK SENSOR EASY FIX if it's so loving easy why don't you just do it yourself and sell the car with no issues?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Yeah pretty much. When I worked at Mazda the Techs hated them because they were always making GBS threads the bed. Why Mazda stopped putting the BP in proteges boggles my mind to this day, they had the BP in Miatas for how long? No reason not to have used them in Proteges, the FS motors are poo poo in comparison.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Yes, it would be very bad unless it has a poo poo ton of under bracing which is a pain in the rear end to deal with when doing any work under the car. But my guess is that since it was a test mule they just hacked the top off and that's it.

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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

They are great cars but Jesus the interior is horrible. My mom's lovely Cutlass had the exact same blue dashboard.

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