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revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

I bet ten bucks the owner of the Neon is best buddies with our old friend SPEED AND CLASS.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2008 18:47

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:45

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

^^ I'm ashamed to admit I like that CRX. Sure the taillights are hideous and the wheels are a bit much, but I actually do like the body kit, and with those modifications it is probably a blast to drive. The price does seem a little steep though. I should pull out my camera next time I see a CRX driving around in this city, it will be much, much worse.

Oh, and the shaved door handles. Those are pretty lame.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2008 19:56

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

I dunno, looking at that interior I have a hard time believing that is NOT a Fiero. And what is up with the Oldsmobile engine??

# ¿ Aug 20, 2008 15:08

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

I guess it's a $210,000 investment in the same way dropping $210,000 on penny stocks is an investment. What a tool. And it's an automatic to top it all off.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2008 19:36

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

If I was Craig, I would automatically de-list car ads that contain the word "invested"

# ¿ Feb 12, 2009 16:40

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Of course.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2010 06:08

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

This keeps popping up on my local CL.

$4k for a "m" 6 series in what looks to be absolutely mint condition, inside and out:

http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/1711471291.html

# ¿ Apr 27, 2010 23:45

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

It's not rare if YOU MADE THE CHANGES.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2011 17:21

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

What a loving idiot. "I don't want to bother with the paperwork so you don't get a title"

Yeah I'll get right on the phone for that...

# ¿ Sep 6, 2011 17:53

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

BrokenKnucklez posted:

I am sure glad that you are willing to sell this car brah. I mean, its a BMW, and hey it still runs!

He should have put "car for sale". He didn't even say "Blue BMW for sale".

Oh come one now. Why would you ever bother to post the model of the car you're trying to sell? I mean, we're only talking about hundreds and hundreds of dollars here.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2011 21:59

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Agreed on the ticking time bomb, but that is probably the nicest Cavalier I've ever seen.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2011 04:26

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

wat

# ¿ Jan 16, 2012 06:36

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

djdanno13 posted:

This isn't a craigslist post, but figured this was the best place to get this kind of opinion. Found this Toyota (Corolla? I don't even know what year) sitting to the side at the local salvage yard. It's all there, but it's been sitting for years. Scrap man says I can have it for $375 with title. What exactly is it, and would this be a good buy?

Bring a weed trimmer to inspect the undercarriage.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2012 23:42

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

That splatter-painted Civic is great. It needs a v8/rwd conversion with big tubbed out slicks in the back.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 00:32

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

dissss posted:

Actual gold:

This thing would be perfect for a Bosu car. Needs a ton of lights and it would be good to go.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 03:34

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Hahah fu guys I live in Louisville and I have disposable income.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2012 22:23

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

I want to roll up to Cars & Coffee in that just to troll the gently caress out of everybody.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 21:39

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

5-series before the e34 have the worst c-pillars.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 23:43

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

phade posted:

And now for something completely different, brought to you buy the Japanese Auctions:

1988 Lincoln Hearse with 45,000 km. I wonder how much that golden dragon box weighs.

If you bought one of these things and took the big ornate box off the back would you essentially have a Lincoln Towncaramino?

This converted to full-on Dekotora style would be awesome.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 22:20

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

blk posted:

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/3876518513.html

Those wings are gonna decapitate a pedestrian one day...

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 22:56

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Kijiji.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 01:25

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Feel my pain. My car _requires_ 91 and has no knock sensor. All I can find in this area is 93. So I either have to mix octanes like a chump (pumps take forever to reset) or blow the extra cash on 2 more points of octane.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2013 15:08

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Propaganda Bob posted:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4018424841.html

Well, there's a swap I wasn't expecting.

Same here. Beautiful car though. That may actually be worth something approaching the asking price.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 23:50

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

The funny part about the Craigslist keyword trend is the idea of all these toothless rednecks suddenly becoming SEO wizards.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 14:27

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Fuuuck. I would buy that jag literally today if it was anywhere near me.

E: Who wants to try to make it across the USA in a craigslist V12 Jaguar?

# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 23:04

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

iv46vi posted:

Illinois craigslist is just so full of people with dreams:

I dunno the first one doesn't sound that crazy. A Miata + 3k cash should be more than enough to pick up a 944 NA.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 22:26

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Especially with it being an AZ car. New rubber everywhere, new dash, new interior plastics, etc. There are certain downsides about desert cars.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2013 14:36

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

trouser chili posted:

Buick Super mobile masturbatorium.

Haha I had the exact same thought "Jerry's Jack Shack"

# ¿ Nov 10, 2013 01:31

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

blk posted:

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4191876487.html

This is generating quite a stir on BAT. It seems like SW20s are getting more attention from people who aren't already MR2 dorks lately. I wonder if the 93+ turbos are going to continue to appreciate.

Wow that is a totally fair price.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2013 15:43

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Turns out popcorn is an amazing desiccant.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 02:12

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

I love that wheel/color combo on a Miata.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 16:47

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George buys a LeBaron that was ostensibly owned by Jon Voight.

VV doh! Look at how dumb I am.

revmoo fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Aug 25, 2014

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 18:36

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Amusing how the left bumper is trimmed but the right one is not. Almost like they gave up on this project after realizing how stupid it was.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 19:36

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Ever wanted a V12 7-series for a thousand bucks?

http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/4688117601.html

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 20:48

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

condition: fair

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 20:42

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

We need a "Redneck Engine Identification Chart" where every engine is a Corvette motor. Just like that spy aircraft weather balloon chart.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 17:00

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

http://louisville.craigslist.org/tls/4836497278.html

What do you all think about this for a restoration candidate?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 22:46

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:45

revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

Well it's on Craigslist :p

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 22:49

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