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King
Jun 28, 2006
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/548229362.html

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I have a clean blue s2000.w/ only 40k. black leather. runs excellent. cash deal.i have title in hand but i do not have car.i honestly dont know where its at but hopefully its coming home soon

This man surely will have offers coming from all sides.

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King
Jun 28, 2006
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For anyone in the Las Vegas area, you're used to this 1995 Ninja being posted every 10 minutes. Almost every single response from that search is that bike. The guy has been trying to get rid of it for over 2 months now.


With advertising like this, I don't understand how it doesn't sell:

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1995 NINJA ZX6R VERY FAST AND RIDES LIKE NEW HAS NEW GEARS NEW CLUCH NEW BRAKES NEW TIRES TUNE UP JETTED UP BIKE RIDES GREAT HAVE TO SELL HAVE TWO BIKES AND DONT NEED TWO CLEAN TITLE IN HAND NEW TO BUY A 2ND CAR SO MY LOST IS YOUR GAIN CALL AND ASK FOR ABLE COME CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF RIDES LIKE NEW!

King
Jun 28, 2006
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The BATBIKE!

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/595320389.html

It's a rebuilt title, but don't worry - it's not a SALVAGE rebuilt title.

King
Jun 28, 2006
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Yeah, this doesn't seem suspicious at all. Honestly, I was surprised it wasn't a custom chopper with the name and price.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/620454525.html

King
Jun 28, 2006
Not Kong

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/706871000.html

Take a $7,000 bike and add 30,000 dollars of upgrades and what do you get? A $225,000 bike!

quote:

You are looking at a 2004 Suzuki GSX-R 1000. This bike has the best parts money can buy. Over $30,000.00 dollars has been invested into this bike. Fully built BIG BORE motor with CARRILLO rods and custom JE high compression pistons. Fully ported and polished cylinder head with bigger intake/exhaust valves and custom ground cams. Direct port nitrous system, TRE, power commander with custom tune, Air shifter, Brembo master cylinder, wave rotors front and rear,steel braided brake lines, Carbon fiber wheels, and much much more. The bike is lowerd and stretched 10-12 inches. Bike makes 200whp on the motor and just under 300 whp on the nitrous. This bike is very very fast and capable of going very low 8's in the quarter mile. Only 300 miles on the bike since the motor was built. Bike has always been garage kept and is very clean. Whoever buys this bike will not be dissapointed. NOT for the novice rider. I can email more pic's upon request.

Picture of the ad

King
Jun 28, 2006
Not Kong

Wandering Idiot posted:

I loving hate car salesmen that try to push off any generic vehicle as a hybrid. Obviously that guy is trying to dupe someone and likely wouldn't listen to a hoard of people trying to correct him. It's probably just some flexfuel piece of poo poo.

Actually that is a real hybrid. I don't remember it adding very much to MPG, though. That seems like a decent price, but then again I've never looked at pricing for one.

King
Jun 28, 2006
Not Kong

This may very well be true gold - although I don't know how good of a price that is:

1977 Toyota Celica GT - http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/764609463.html

quote:

F/S: 1977 Toyota Celica
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Miles: 52,952 mi
Engine: 20R
OK people, i am selling my 1977 Toyota Celica GT hatchback. Everything that i'm going to mention was replace about 2k miles ago. I replace the engine with new water pump and gaskets including oilpan and oilpump gaskets.New seals too.New front shocks (KYB) , new calipers, rotors and brake pads. The interior is 8 out of 10. The front springs were cut and koni springs on the rear with short stoke shocks.Brand new clutch set and resurface the flywheel.Seals on tha tranny were replaced. RCA installed. the car runs great. I can deliver the car to L.A. area with additional fee.

Price: $5300 or $4600 w/o rims OBO



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King
Jun 28, 2006
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Coffee Jones posted:



Some of these must be a joke. That's the only explanation.

I don't know, it could be beneficial to find out. I'm intrigued by these creamy bagels.

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