Anonymous VS Scientology : war on the intertubes

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Ninja fetus: Jan 22, 2005; Legalize murder

ATLbeer posted:

I honestly wouldn't mind some suicide bombings in CoS buildings..

Depends. If Tom Cruise would be blown to shreds, I wouldn't mind. But maybe some brainwashed fools can still be saved.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2008 11:41

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:42

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Eugene Jerome posted:

Here comes the celebrity defenders!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20173396,00.html

Stiller's just disappointed because Cruise is the only guy he can imitate.

Haha Adam's head looks like a stretched out version of Tom's.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2008 19:18

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Sorry if this has been posted before.
Scientology critic arrives in the US: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=4EYS7SpFTEI

# ¿ Jan 26, 2008 14:02

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Mint Mania IIDX posted:

Astounding.

Even though that's illegal. I like it. It's very Banksy-ish.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2008 14:54

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Anarchist posted:

Thanks for the extra eyes, I left scientology lowercase because unlike Christianity/Judaism/Islam I don't consider it a capitol letter religion. I'd be more then happy to post the .psd if you know a place that actually lets you host them.

This is fantastic. We need more variations.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2008 21:49

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Once Christian people find out about what L. Ron Hubbard said about Jesus, we might be able to get a war going on between Christianity and Scientology. It would be like David versus Goliath. Except David has some very good lawyers.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2008 15:29

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SirRobin posted:

I think your metaphor broke. David beat Goliath despite being smaller.

Yeah I know

Oh well, you get the point. Christianity > Scientology in terms of members. However, Scientology has a lot of tricks up it's sleeve. Obviously, Scientology has to lose in the end of this battle.

Ninja fetus fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Jan 28, 2008

# ¿ Jan 28, 2008 15:42

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Ferr posted:

Are there any aproximate numbers for the church's yearly revenue? I'm picturing a flyer like "The Church of Scientology nets $xxx per year by charging it's members for services... all tax free."

I think the tax exempt angle is really the one to play up to appeal to the masses.

I think you're right. I think that every one of these actions we're planning should be easy to digest for 'normal folks'. Internet catchphrases and V for Vendetta outfits are tons of fun, but will not get the message across to non nerdish people.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2008 19:13

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Chronocyder_Spyder posted:

They posted some more CCHR front group junk to try to sway efforts to target psychiatry. I really hope they bust out the really insane CCHR stuff so it can be made into a larger footbullet for the cult.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuhyvtMbTtU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1lBvR_fYr4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxrIPCRWNoc

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# ¿ Jan 29, 2008 18:41

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Influence Device posted:

These anonymous are a clever bunch. It looks like they're starting a campaign of negative reviews on hubbard books on amazon. This protest manual I found shows a level of real sophistication that I really didn't expect out of such a new group.

Oh gently caress YES this is awesome!

Clever, very clever. Now.. What more can we do?

Also.. Maybe we could compare World of Warcraft's leveling up with Scientology's OT levels in a witty way?

Ninja fetus fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jan 29, 2008

# ¿ Jan 29, 2008 19:34

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Roteaugen posted:

Also, if any Anon are reading this, I cannot stress this enough to guard against false threats torpedoing your efforts:

OPEN A DIALOGUE WITH THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. THE POLICE ARE YOUR FRIENDS; THEY ARE PEOPLE LIKE YOU OR I. TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU ARE ONLY THERE TO DISTRIBUTE FLYERS, AND THAT YOU HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THE SCIENOS WILL TRY TO ACCUSE YOU OF FALSE CRIMES AND CITE THE SUPPRESSIVE PERSON DOCUMENT- GIVE THEM A FLYER OR THE DOCUMENT FOR EVIDENCE. GET A POLICE PRESENCE IF AT ALL POSSIBLE TO ENSURE THE SCIENOS DON'T START poo poo.

This cannot be stressed enough.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2008 19:56

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BOrangeFury posted:

I know exactly how we can protect ourselves. LINE DANCING. It is impossible to coordinate a terrorist attack and broadway choreography at the same time.

Oh man I'm laughing so hard right now. It might actually work too, that's the best part. It'll look so stupid people will never believe we'd call in a bomb threat.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2008 20:28

Ninja fetus: Jan 22, 2005; Legalize murder

Haha Scientology Amsterdam is being pranked. Several pizza delivery guys and one prostitute showed up at their doorstep. Read this on a Dutch website.

This picture is blurry but you can see one of the pizza delivery mopeds on the other side of the street: http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/41433/2000462737836084343_rs.jpg

# ¿ Jan 29, 2008 22:12

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:42

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Here's a list of celebrity critics of scientology: http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/celebcrit.html

# ¿ Jan 31, 2008 09:29

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