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SamuraiPaul

Blowin' up da moon.
Yes... I'm sure you miss me in some fashion... or not.. here we go kiddies.



so, BYOB. There are some ground rules we need to cover for the nubs who have never experienced a SamuraiPaul Drawing thread before..

rule one - if you make an outright request for a drawing and aren't even clever about it I will make fun of you and say you're stupid.

rule two - if you think that your request is so awesome and wacky and monkey cheese random that I'll obviously love it and draw it on the spot, you're wrong.. your ideas are stupid.. that is unless you're on a small list of awesome people in this forum.

rule three - watch what the more awesome posters do, see what sort of things get the best responses from me and then go with the flow (basically, lurk more)

rule four - don't ask what happened to the me vs handre thread.. it's a sad story.

ok go.

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Mr. Self Destruct

lary
advance 5

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
a giant turtle with a man inspecting his butt

Jim the Nickel


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me
hlel yes son

SamuraiPaul

Blowin' up da moon.

Gross Dude posted:

a giant turtle with a man inspecting his butt

gross dude knows how to get what he wants.

Mr. Self Destruct

lary
its black history month SamuraiPaul what do you think about black history month

a real rude dude

a big black sock chasin some grrrls

Yo, imma blob

have you any wool
this is my first post ever in a samurai paul thread :o:

Strawberry Jam
the balloon that collapses cities a balloon blown by a child until his heart gave out and his lungs dried up and it kept growing and growing and just drifts around the planet uprooting trees and shaving the sky scrapers down to townhouses

slam dunk

on fire
a smelly brown tooth getting stood up by his date at his senior prom

mazzi Chart Czar

Gross Dude posted:

a giant turtle with a man inspecting his butt

continuation of the story where the new butt is installed.

Strawberry Jam
ihate people who go into drawing threads requestin theirav characters to be drawn get over yerselfs :]

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
draw a purble bat and a smoking bird getting it on

slam dunk

on fire
draw what will eventually be my cause of death

darkwingduck

by angerbotSD
Draw a very angry animal

Georgie Fruit

by Worst Admin Ever
A REQUEST THAT IS TOO WACKY OR NOT QUITE WACKY ENOUGH YOU SAY

a real rude dude

hurry up i gotta go to be d soon get on with it

Strawberry Jam
im a merchant of dreams i sell your dreams what dream would you like tonight

SamuraiPaul

Blowin' up da moon.

Mr. Self Destruct posted:

its black history month SamuraiPaul what do you think about black history month

Mr. Self Destruct

lary
e: w00tah

Strawberry Jam
dont be the fatguy who talks about peanutbutter:\

Cooky Puss

left to my own devices
I probably would
yesssssssssssssssss

Cooky Puss

left to my own devices
I probably would
be whoever you want to be cuz ur free

KOTJ

what do you think of female genital mutilation and its impact on womens reproductive rights in the third-world

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

The most amazing thing that could happen to you tomorrow.

Joe Der Maus

mouseketeerous rex
an alien invasion with the sole purpose of buying cigarettes, porn and lottery tickets for its leader's 18th birthday

Scuba Trooper

i am listening to mario krat music and i dont feel bad about it

Manager

nice day for your shop to get busy

Strawberry Jam

Lets Stay Friends posted:

nice day for your shop to get busy

nice day fo a walk with your girl

Mr. Self Destruct

lary
nice day for a white wedding

Mista Fly

too fly:zoid:
oh hoh its a samurai paul thread :)

also i'm about to go on a date :D

Exilechamp
mood pollution
paul you sicken me with that air of content.

Cave Johnson

nice little jellyfish

Mista Fly posted:

oh hoh its a samurai paul thread :)

also i'm about to go on a date :D

well then it seems you have a choice to make

Mista Fly

too fly:zoid:

Cave Johnson posted:

well then it seems you have a choice to make

fuckkkkkk

wait, convince me to stay samurai paul

Engine Fortegue

strap me down they must sedate me

poke me prod me irritate me

draw a love that can never be

Lasso
:smugdog:
god making a sandwich so large that not even he could eat it.

Johnny Carpenter

Carpenter '08
:byob:
SamuraiPaul could you defeat the Cloverfield monster?

ThatNateGuy

"Is that right?"
a ball of weed the size of the sun

Mr. Self Destruct

lary

Johnny Carpenter posted:

SamuraiPaul could you defeat the Cloverfield monster?

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plob
I'm watching a show on TV where Michael Palin gets leeches put on his chest by a Lithuanian woman