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Jerusalem posted:Oh God, I just watched the brilliant "Pine Barrens" again for the first time in years, and I completely forgot about a concussed Christopher going outside and trying to rub two sticks together - not to make a fire but so he could light his cigarette. "I'll leave you here you one-shoe cocksucker!" Kevyn fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Tony walks into the back room of the Bing... "Busy out there?" "Bachelor party. Some rear end in a top hat just slipped on a lime wedge."
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"They had Playstation 2 right in the hotel room!"
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Mar 29, 2012 21:32
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I'm confused by what the point was with Tony getting a cancerous growth or whatever removed from his forehead. They spent like two minutes on it and then is never mentioned again.
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Bonzo posted:There's a bee onna your hat Stupid a-loving game.
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"Mom started going downhill after the World Trade Center. You know Quasimodo predicted all this." "Who did what?" "All these problems... the Middle East, the end of the world." "Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame." "Oh right. Notre Damus." "Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely." "It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it? And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame." "One's a loving cathedral." "Obviously. I know, I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence. What you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?" "No!"
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 I'll leave you here, you one-shoe cocksucker!
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"He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator." "His house looked like poo poo."
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Mar 12, 2013 19:51
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The one where Tony meets his dad's mistress was pretty awful. And the Columbus Day episode.
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Mar 12, 2013 22:56
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So get out of our way And don't be so gay We're coming to defile, defile you!
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Bonzo posted:One of Paulie's best Iines "Hasid'em but I don't believe 'em" "Bupkis. Say bupkis, Paulie" "What?" "That's how they say nothing" "gently caress that. THIS is how I say nothing." 
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On the topic of the guy on the stairs, isn't there a similar mysterious old guy in the background at the end of that season during the funeral at Jackie Jr's house?
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haljordan posted:I always found Carmela's father to be an enormous scumbag. I love his outburst at Livia's funeral. SHE RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.
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I don't wanna see you flopping around down there!
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WeAreTheRomans posted:Pine Barrens is the funniest hour of TV there is. I'll leave you here, you one-shoe cocksucker! Edit: "Did you wrap the package?" "Not yet. We were about to, we had a little problem." "What problem?" "The package hit Chrissy with an implement and ran off." Kevyn fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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"A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor says 'I know why you're having trouble.' The Chinaman says 'why?' Doctor says 'you have a cataract.' Chinaman says 'no, I have a Rincoln Continental." "...." "You don't get it?" "I get it, he drives a Lincoln. What?"
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Livia's best line... "I know your father forbids your coming down here." "He doesn't. Honest. He just doesn't want us ta talk about you in the house." "Oh, he can go poo poo in his hat."
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That lovely stand-up comedian who appears a few times refers to him as Paulie Walnuts at Richie's welcome home party at the Bing. Also, when Christopher is hanging out with the D-Girl, he tells her "Walnuts don't lie as good as you."
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I think the HBO website at the time explained Paulie getting his nickname because he once hijacked a truck that was supposedly filled with valuable goods, but when they got it back to the garage and opened it up it was just cases and cases of walnuts.
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Selklubber posted:DEFILER/Visiting Day is the most hilariously awkward poo poo until now. I want more guitar beatdowns and forced heroin use. Thank you, but I've recorded in Denmark.
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I've seen every episode of Friends multiple times and I can't recall a single moment when they did that.
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Yeah I think that's the same episode where AJ gives her The Matrix on DVD as a birthday gift. Which is hilarious.
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Selklubber posted:Tony really screams while becnhing, take it easy man. And did people who are not doctor really use pagers in 2000? I've never even really seen one! Yes. They were everywhere for a few years there in the late 90s. I had one until 1999 when I upgraded to a phone.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:I also loved how AJ get's busted for vandalizing the school because he left his custom pizza at the scene of the crime. My pizza never hurt nobody!
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Go poo poo in your hat.
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Soulprospector posted:I heard that joke long before the Sopranos ever aired. There is a boat race and charity ball in Hyannis every year since 1972, called the Figawi Race. The origin of the name is the same as Tony's joke.
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May 28, 2014 00:13
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We don't have those bulb jokes. They don't translate.
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May 28, 2014 00:33
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End of Season 1, the Feds bring Tony into a room with a cassette player on the table. "We have something we think you should hear." "Yeah, The new Springsteen box set, I got it at home."
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Jun 1, 2014 21:51
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Yeah I remember Season 4 getting a lot of hate while it was airing, and looking back, it's still the weak point of the series. Biggest complaint from me is that they turned Furio into  Furio
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My favorite dream episode is "Funhouse", the one with all the weird poo poo on the boardwalk, and Pussy as a talking fish. Probably overall my second favorite episode of the whole series after Pine Barrens. I don't wanna see you floppin' around down there!
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DeadBonesBrook posted:As much as I love Chris and his drug fueled theories, Carmela's dad has the best dialogue during Livia's funeral, especially when he shouts at his wife who is trying to shut him up. SHE RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.
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Aug 19, 2014 00:35
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They had Playstation 2 right in the hotel room!
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Aug 27, 2014 03:27
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Why is Junior still on house arrest in Season 5? Does that not go away with his mistrial?
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Sep 26, 2014 23:48
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Fuckin' Grand Central Station!
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At night, they hit us.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:He was gay, Gary Cooper? Ranger Rick's a little light in the Timberlands.
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kenny powerzzz posted:I felt like Ritchie dressed (and acted) like he was put on pause while he was in prison, and got out and dressed and acted like no time had passed. Tony B was the same way.  Artie: "Where's Tubbs?"
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And Tony is buying orange juice when Boyz II Men try to assassinate him near the end of S1.
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I like Carm's dad's outburst. SHE RUINED CHRISTMAS!
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Tony disowns Meadow because she voted for Obama.
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