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CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


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pidgeotto-san
May 1, 2003



I have opened the mayor.

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad


too much chocolate

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass





pidgeotto-san posted:

I have opened the mayo.

Guitar Zero
Jan 1, 2007

"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't." --Sarah Palin

gently caress ya!

Harrm
Dec 10, 2005

by Fragmaster


lotsa kills on that fatboy.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



time slow aug + metabolism aug, oh JC you knew the risks

NachoBox
Dec 15, 2004

by Fragmaster


noice

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


Bootcamp for Betty
APR - Portland

Madison High School junior Betty Souza will spend the semester at the Canyon
City Bootcamp, say school officials. The crime? "We have verified that she told
another student that she knows how to make a bomb," said Principal Martin Gordly.
What makes this case notable is that the parents have filed a lawsuit against
the school district. "Our daughter wears black," said father Brandon Souza in a
prepared statement. "She had an occipital jack and we let her use it to play
games. We allowed her to get a tattoo when she turned 16, but none of this
makes her a criminal."
The parents claim that Betty was discussing a novel by Tom Robbins taught at
Madison High when the mention of explosives occurred.
Betty Souza will not be alone in Canyon City. Last year 15,234 young people
served sentences in the state's FBI-run "good-behavior" camps, a legacy of the
Northwest War.

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


UNATCO HANDBOOK
UNATCO and the Future

As science progresses at an ever increasing rate, more and more advanced
technology is finding its way into the hands of the common criminal, resulting
in a deadly threat to LIFE and PROPERTY throughout the world.
While it is impractical to restrict the free-flow of information already
present in the public sector, UNATCO is committed to insuring that this threat
does not go unaddressed. Even now, UNATCO research and development employs some
of the most talented scientific minds in the world to develop proprietary
technologies in absolute security for field use by our agents -- including such
innovations as the XXXXXXX XXXXX and XXXXXX, or the lifesaving XXXXX.
Under NO circumstances should agents discuss ANY piece of equipment or
technique currently employed by UNATCO. Agents operating contrary to this
directive will face immediate disciplinary action.
Within our laboratories lies not just the future of law enforcement, but a
SAFE, SECURE future for all mankind.
[Document filtered per UNATCO Terror Monitoring Act 919-05 Sec. IV]

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


i wish your posts would be filtered per the UNATCO Shitpost Monitoring Act

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

pidgeotto-san posted:

I have opened the mayor.

Go in like the U.S. Marshals and his three daughters.

The Klumps DVD
Jun 14, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump


Yo JC you lookin a little thin man

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


Cosmonaut posted:

Yo JC you lookin a little thin man

this is the post i've been waiting for

Dr. Video Games 0154
Oct 29, 2003



official screenshot for deus ex 3

Snailor Moon
Jun 29, 2006

by mons al-madeen


paul. i thought you were a gep gun

Dominic Hokage
Nov 11, 2003



stay off the soy chips, boyo

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004



Manderly raps

That Old Clock
Jul 24, 2007

Did you get your precious photos?

my fat is augmented

you mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got a gigantic butt

the separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; I'm obese

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


That Old Clock posted:

the separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; I'm obese

lolll

futurestate
Nov 6, 2006



That Old Clock posted:

my fat is augmented

you mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got a gigantic butt

the separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; I'm obese

hahaha

River Raid
Apr 2, 2004

GODDAMN I AM A HUGE MORON! WITH A JETPLANE OF STUPID!

SMS from:Jock69~+
to:JCDenton78

I thnk thrz a bmb in hur

Spacko
Jan 11, 2005

by Fistgrrl


zat vill be adeqvuit

JC Denton-kun
Feb 22, 2008

The world before the fall; Lovely is the light of dawn; Noble is the heart of man,

Anna: I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will
require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our baggy coats that make us
look bigger than we really are.

JC: ....

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


lmao

That Old Clock
Jul 24, 2007

Did you get your precious photos?

JC Denton-kun posted:

Anna: I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will
require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our baggy coats that make us
look bigger than we really are.

JC: ....

Paul: Climb out through the window! Go!!

JC: ....

dojokm
Sep 20, 2001



Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: I'm fat though.

Mystic Cave zOWNd
Dec 22, 2006

Trixie bravely turned her tail and fled

And there was much rejoicing.


Cochise posted:

SMS from:Jock69~+
to:JCDenton78

I thnk thrz a bmb in hur

bahahahaha

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


ok you guys seriously have me lollin

JC Denton-kun
Feb 22, 2008

The world before the fall; Lovely is the light of dawn; Noble is the heart of man,

Sam Carter: So, let's see... A stealth pistol, and... What else you think you'll need?

JC: Got any ranch?

Sam Carter: A man who uses his head -- I like that.

JC Denton-kun
Feb 22, 2008

The world before the fall; Lovely is the light of dawn; Noble is the heart of man,

That Old Clock posted:

Paul: Climb out through the window! Go!!

JC: ....

dojokm posted:

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: I'm fat though.
lolllll

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


JC Denton-kun posted:

Anna: I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will
require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our baggy coats that make us
look bigger than we really are.

JC: ....

also jcd denton kun i have to admit i got this idea from that fat paul screenshot you posted

it took some work to find out how to do it, but anyway if someone wants to know how to make jc fat type

set deusex.jcdentonmale fatness 60

in the console/chat prompt

i used 60 in the pic, lower is fatter though in dialog it seems to spaz out

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


also i never knew that items that float in front of the player actually appear in your hands on the player model

Mystic Cave zOWNd
Dec 22, 2006

Trixie bravely turned her tail and fled

And there was much rejoicing.


denton? what an expensive mistake you turned out to be. i ordered the troops to kill you because i don't want to wait for one of those damned clogged arteries to work.

dojokm
Sep 20, 2001



JC Denton: You've got ten seconds to eat it before I add it to the list of NSF casualties.

CHEESE-kun
May 20, 2004

by Peatpot


dojokm posted:

JC Denton: You've got ten seconds to eat it before I add it to the list of NSF casualties.

god drat lol

Stegosaurus
Sep 30, 2005

yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'

Walton Simons: "I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough ice cream to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate."
Bob Page: "Of course they're desperate; they can't fit into their pants and the sound they'll make gyrating their blubber will serve as a warning to the rest."

JC Denton-kun
Feb 22, 2008

The world before the fall; Lovely is the light of dawn; Noble is the heart of man,

Jock: I'm taking you to New York.

JC: My orders are to go to Hong Kong.

Jock: Yeah, well I'm switching birds in New York. we need a bigger stealth chopper to go that far.

JC: Why?

Jock: Um....

Stegosaurus
Sep 30, 2005

yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'

A Twinkie's a bad choice for close-range combat.

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dojokm
Sep 20, 2001



JC Denton: What else do you know about me?
Morpheus: Everything that can be known. Also jesus you got fat.

Walton Simons: You can't begin synthesizing the vaccine without a universal constructor, and don't think we're going to just leave one lying around. Not after you blew up the one in Hong Kong.
JC Denton: I thought I could cook bacon in there.