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A bunch of fat old men playing soccer. But the other team left them behind long ago. Because they're fat and they can't run fast.
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SWELTER I have been the chef here for eight years -- yes! The Templars were civilized. They paid me, and they let me leave the compound. JC DENTON I'm no friend of your new bosses. Maybe you can help me out.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:45 |
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Page: You have nothing! Even if Everett succeeds, you can't cure enough jerky to stop an epidemic. You need an entire side of beef! And don't think Page Industries is going to leave another one lying around for you, not after you ate the one in Hong Kong. JC Denton: I was never properly trained in its operation.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:46 |
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Yesterday We Obeyed Kings And Bent Our Necks To Emperors. Today We Can't Bend At The Waist.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:46 |
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TONG This ventilation shaft will take you down into the bunker, but watch out for the fan blades. BOB PAGE Jump! You can make it! JC DENTON ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:46 |
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Anna Navarre: You're wearing sunglasses on a night operation? JC Denton: I lost my sight to diabetes you bitch.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:47 |
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Josh I'm starving. Do you have anything to eat? JC Denton All I have is a candy bar. Josh It don't matter. I just need something in my stomach so I can fall asleep. JC Denton Om nom nom nom nom. Josh
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:48 |
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ALEX NSF everywhere, JC. Your orders are to shoot on sight. A UNATCO informant on the North Dock can get you inside the statue. Look for a Bum. Identify yourself with the phrase "Iron and Copper." If you want to make a covert approach, remember the academy stealth course: stay out of their field of view... JC DENTON ... ALEX ...Sorry. JC DENTON ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:49 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:51 |
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That Old Clock posted:ALEX haha
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:52 |
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Stegosaurus posted:Yesterday We Obeyed Kings And Bent Our Necks To Emperors. Today We Can't Bend At The Waist. If Deep-Fried Mars Bars Did Not Exist, It Would Be Necessary For Man To Invent Them.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:53 |
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Anna Navarre: I would like to be reassigned to Agent Hermann. Joseph Manderley: Why? Is Agent Denton...? Anna Navarre: He completed his objective, but our tactics are incompatible. Joseph Manderley: In other words, he didn't kill everything in sight. Anna Navarre: No he ate them.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:53 |
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JOE GREENE I interviewed the doctors: poker-faced as politicians. Don't even blink when you say the word Ambrosia. JC DENTON Maybe they think you're talking about the food of the gods. JOE GREENE I'm serious. Don't you believe the stories coming out of --Hong Kong, that the government had a cure all along? JC DENTON Food of the gods...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:54 |
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Alex Jacobson Heads up, JC. I'm sending you a satellite image. We've got NSF troops on your right leg.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:55 |
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O.E.T.K.E.R. posted:JOE GREENE hahaha
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:55 |
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Janice Reed Good work out there, Mr. Denton. Mr. Manderley said you handled yourself nicely. Welcome to UNATCO HQ. Our little family keeps getting bigger... JC Denton ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:56 |
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Spacko posted:Janice Reed god drat
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:57 |
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JC DENTON Looks pretty bad down there. JAIME REYES Keeps getting worse, too. It must be raining bullets out there. JC DENTON The NSF aren't kidding around. How are you holding up? JAIME REYES Fine. I lost one of the privates because someone moved the organs out of a refrigeration unit to make room for ice cream. That's always hard. JC DENTON What a shame. Spacko posted:Janice Reed
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:57 |
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FILBEN About time you showed up. JC DENTON Fudge and pretzels. The statue is fudge on a crunchy pretzel frame, right? FILBEN Password's enough, pal. Don't think you know something about the Lady I don't. My dad did tours out here. JC DENTON I heard that you can get me inside.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 00:59 |
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Alex Jacobson Like leading a mouse to cheese. JC Denton The smell is starting to give me an erection. Alex Jacobson Donīt worry. We shut it down when you go off-duty. JC Denton I guess I'll get used to it.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:00 |
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JC DENTON Tell you what. I'll handle JoJo. You stay out of the way until the NSF have pulled back. SANDRA I can take care of myself. JC DENTON You mentioned a smuggler... SANDRA Tough guy like you? Figured you'd be a big customer. JC DENTON ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:00 |
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AIMEE Hourra! My kitties! Now they can go out and play and not get eaten! JC DENTON ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:02 |
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Drug Dealer: You make BIG mistake, homeboy. JC Denton: ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:02 |
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TONG Strange... I'm picking up infrared pulses. Why would a bakery need electronic security?
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:03 |
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O.E.T.K.E.R. posted:TONG lol
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:04 |
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JC Denton Hey -- what about that guy out front selling ice cream? Is that allowed? Sam Carter Oh, Kaplan, right. We've got some screwballs around here, but he's not the problem. It's whoever's been breaking into the factory. JC Denton UNATCO has it's own ice cream factory? Sam Carter Yes, sir, and a drat good one. JC Denton ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:07 |
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O.E.T.K.E.R. posted:TONG holy poo poo
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:07 |
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this thread is awesome
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:07 |
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PAUL DENTON They go after public opinion. If it wasn't for Silhouette there'd be a half- dozen meaningless civil wars going on instead of any kind of worldwide struggle. Ironically, to fight the one-worlders, we ourselves have to become a global organization. It's been easier than we expected. Average people are beginning to wake up to the fact that bigger isn't better. JC DENTON ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:08 |
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That Old Clock posted:PAUL DENTON lol i had to check and yep it's in the script
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:09 |
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Dancing Girl at Bar: Oh, I'm just waiting here for a friend, really.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:10 |
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UNATCO Troop The chief finally let us loose -- we were right behind you and cut through them like a hot knife through butter. JC Denton Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:10 |
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Manderly raps
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:10 |
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TESSA I'm meeting someone. MERCEDES Hey, man. Where ya from? JC DENTON The 'States. MERCEDES We're from Australia. JC DENTON Hm. On vacation? TESSA Let's just wait for Russ. MERCEDES He's kinda cute. What's your name? JC DENTON JC. Is this a good club? MERCEDES Oh, totally, and it's a Red Arrow place. They get everything real cheap. Look, can we ask a big, big favor? JC DENTON ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:11 |
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Spacko posted:UNATCO Troop
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:11 |
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JORDAN What'll it be? JC DENTON I'll take a candy bar. JORDAN There you go. What'll it be? JC DENTON I'll take a candy bar. JORDAN There you go. What'll it be? JC DENTON I'll take a candy bar. JORDAN There you go. What'll it be? JC DENTON I'll take a candy bar. JORDAN ...
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:13 |
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That Old Clock posted:JORDAN BARTENDER You must have -- how do you say? -- a sweet tooth.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:15 |
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PAUL DENTON Dad ate some toast. I don't know if you remember his old mumu... JC DENTON Toast? That doesn't sound like our father. PAUL DENTON It was hard for him on the diet, but he savored every rice-cake.
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:17 |
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O.E.T.K.E.R. posted:BARTENDER this thread is great
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# ? Mar 6, 2008 01:18 |
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Bob Page: Not bad, you're a little faster on your feet than your daddy was. JC: ...
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