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Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors. JC Denton: I'm fat though.
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JC Denton: You've got ten seconds to eat it before I add it to the list of NSF casualties.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:39 |
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JC Denton: What else do you know about me? Morpheus: Everything that can be known. Also jesus you got fat. Walton Simons: You can't begin synthesizing the vaccine without a universal constructor, and don't think we're going to just leave one lying around. Not after you blew up the one in Hong Kong. JC Denton: I thought I could cook bacon in there.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:43 |
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Anna Navarre: You're wearing sunglasses on a night operation? JC Denton: I lost my sight to diabetes you bitch.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:47 |
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Anna Navarre: I would like to be reassigned to Agent Hermann. Joseph Manderley: Why? Is Agent Denton...? Anna Navarre: He completed his objective, but our tactics are incompatible. Joseph Manderley: In other words, he didn't kill everything in sight. Anna Navarre: No he ate them.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:53 |
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O.E.T.K.E.R. posted:JOE GREENE hahaha
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:55 |
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Drug Dealer: You make BIG mistake, homeboy. JC Denton: ...
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 01:02 |
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O.E.T.K.E.R. posted:TONG lol
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 01:04 |
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this thread is awesome
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 01:07 |
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TESSA I'm meeting someone. MERCEDES Hey, man. Where ya from? JC DENTON The 'States. MERCEDES We're from Australia. JC DENTON Hm. On vacation? TESSA Let's just wait for Russ. MERCEDES He's kinda cute. What's your name? JC DENTON JC. Is this a good club? MERCEDES Oh, totally, and it's a Red Arrow place. They get everything real cheap. Look, can we ask a big, big favor? JC DENTON ...
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 01:11 |
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TELEPHONE I am right behind you, Mr. Denton. JC DENTON Who's this? TELEPHONE Soon I will be ahead of you, beside you -- I will be a part of everything in your world. JC DENTON Colonel Sanders?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 01:20 |
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this thread owns
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 14:57 |
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JOCK Look out, JC. I'm picking up oven heat signatures in the sewers. I think somebody's expecting you.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 15:55 |
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LUCIUS What are you doing back here? Denton, right? JC DENTON ...yeah. You're... alive in that thing? LUCIUS I am conscious. Tell Everett I am cold. He keeps me so cold. JC DENTON Who are you? Do you mind if I ask? Why are you in a refrigerator? LUCIUS The Supreme Enlightened, the leader of the Illuminati. JC DENTON I could fit a LOT of pudding in there. LUCIUS I AM THE LEADER! I brought the Illuminati up through the 20th-century to the height of their power! I had presidents and premiers eating out of my hand. I am the one! Our decline is the result of my own. All we need is for me to get back on my feet. What did Everett tell you? JC DENTON Eating out of your hand? Hmmm. Hold on I have an idea.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 16:05 |
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JC DENTON Looks pretty bad down there. JAIME REYES Keeps getting worse, too. It must be raining bullets out there. JC DENTON The NSF aren't kidding around. How are you holding up? JAIME REYES Fine. I lost one of my lunchables because a refrigeration unit went down. That's always hard. JC DENTON God drat terrorists.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 18:31 |
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JC DENTON Mind if I borrow one of the subs? MECHANIC Not the one on the right. I am replacing the rotors. JC DENTON Then I'll take the other one. MECHANIC You must have authorization. JC DENTON I need some equipment from the ocean lab. Lives depend on it. MECHANIC Look buddy, you're...carrying a little too much weight to get in one of those okay? I was trying to be nice but you're so drat persistent.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 20:33 |
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Linguica posted:if we didn't already have like 8 stickied threads I would sticky this just goldmine it
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2008 06:14 |
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gigs posted:thats a ban poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2008 06:15 |
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just reminding everyone: this thread owns
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 17:02 |
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finally gold
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 19:26 |
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Spacko posted:
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2008 03:47 |
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Spacko posted:my god...it's full of stars
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2008 20:35 |
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let bacon ring
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2008 21:07 |
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thread owns
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