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Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

Walton Simons: "I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough ice cream to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate."
Bob Page: "Of course they're desperate; they can't fit into their pants and the sound they'll make gyrating their blubber will serve as a warning to the rest."

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:42

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:16

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

A Twinkie's a bad choice for close-range combat.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:43

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

A bunch of fat old men playing soccer. But the other team left them behind long ago. Because they're fat and they can't run fast.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:44

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

Yesterday We Obeyed Kings And Bent Our Necks To Emperors. Today We Can't Bend At The Waist.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:46

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

That Old Clock posted:

ALEX
NSF everywhere, JC. Your orders are to shoot on sight. A UNATCO informant on the
North Dock can get you inside the statue. Look for a Bum. Identify yourself with
the phrase "Iron and Copper."
If you want to make a covert approach, remember the academy stealth course: stay
out of their field of view...

JC DENTON
...

ALEX
...Sorry.

JC DENTON
...

haha

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 00:52

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

i'm laughin like a fuckin crack-addled hyena over heah

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 16:03

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

it may be that I have't slept in almost 30 hours but this is making me laugh uncontrollably

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 16:08

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

dugg

# ¿ Mar 6, 2008 21:15

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

That Old Clock posted:

JOCK
Something's going on underground. I'm a fatass, which means I couldn't squeeze through the door, but a lot of cake comes out of there; it's some kind of mine. But what I don't understand is why they're always laying more fiber-optic cables.

JC DENTON
A fatass? What do you eat?

JOCK
Onion rings. You know what I think? I think that's where the U.N. moved TGI Friday's, back when they promised they were going to stop serving Nachos Supreme.

JC DENTON
Sour cream is a very distributed condiment. To centralize it in one large dollop would be very unusual -- even for the U.N.

JOCK
I bet they did it. They want to centralize everything -- every dairy product on the planet.

JC DENTON
Know anything that's worth the price of a Hungry Man?

JOCK
This old bird's had enough. Hell, I'm about to go on dialysis.

one..... dollop......... unf........ 5

# ¿ Mar 10, 2008 03:13

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

this thread is the spaceship hurtling towards alpha centauri at the end of civ iv.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2008 03:27

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

Budzilla posted:

http://www.playability.de/pub/drafts/Deus_Ex_Cheating.pdf

wtc?

their..... ethical inflexibility allows us to make progress in areas they would refuse to consider

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 13:53

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

Budzilla posted:

that's the beginning of one of the best npc conversations of all time, right there.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 16:15

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

this essay is a joke. this guy is a human being nerd trying to talk like an academic about something which is really very trivial. there may be good scholarship about games out there but this isn't it

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 16:31

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

caekIzaLie lol posted:

Look at this noob. that's the paris bar, not the hong kong bar.

I didn't see the background it was too dark and the glare from the sun on my laptop screen.., and... and

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 16:33

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

Stegosaurus, The Augmentation of Obesity: Deus Ex Cheats as Sociological Commentary The Journal of Deus Ex Studies, Vol. 2 pp. 34-97

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 16:37

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

JC Denton-kun posted:

hahahah this owns, i should have done this through college

It is taken for granted that the player will possess
at least a basic level of first-person shooter skills, which will allow her to deal with the
game�s opponents, although occasionally a walkthrough will contain warnings like the
following: �Be careful; these guys have machine guns AND rockets and strafe meaner than
any Quake player I know� (Novakouski, 2002).

he's just a human being nerd and every once in a while it shines through, like when he discusses the merits of lam-climbing.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 17:24

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

posting from the goldmine

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 23:18

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

I'm such a little bitch, I lost my big dx box and that midnight sun insert and I'm seriously scouring ebay looking for them. gently caress me.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2008 00:47

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

caekIzaLie lol posted:

i think you just right click the process under task manager and turn hyperthreading off or something. i dont know because my computer is from the mesozoic era

hey what's this guy doing in my ferns - a stegosaurus,

# ¿ Mar 12, 2008 01:14

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

Spacko posted:

oh jesus christ loooooooool

# ¿ Mar 12, 2008 01:43

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:16

Stegosaurus: Sep 30, 2005; _{yeah it was like, we came in one day and there was a five-seven just chillin on airbus two. we were like, 'the hell?'}

bone and lard.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2008 22:36

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