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Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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why the gently caress was that thread gassed

btw the forum that sgt goomba moderates is devoted to this: http://koopatorivm.deviantart.com/gallery/

and this is who he is there

quote:

Sgt Goomba

Koopatorivm and K-board admin Sgt. Goomba is the number one assistant to Kaptain H. in running the Koopatorivm, helping keep the site up to date with the latest kooky design fads such as "frames," "meta tag," and "php." He is known as the most strict moderator of the K-board and deals out swift vengeance to retarded noobs with an iron fist. Many fear him, although he only wants to be loved. One cannot respect what one does not love, and how can one love what one fears? Such is the twisted paradox that is Sgt. Goomba.

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Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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the other koopaturium mod

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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teh koopertorum is also Temporarily Offline because Sgt_goomba is a huge loving pussy

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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thankfully this isnt important because here

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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oh hey nice forum you got there good sire

http://www.koopatorivm.com/kboard/i...hp?topic=7953.0

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ohoho major pussy sgt gumba locking that furry forum poo poo down

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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lol guys read his stories while its hot http://www.geocities.com/sgt_goomba/

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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story. by sgt goomba. age: lets assume 35 or so





LOOK HOW BIG AND IMPORTANT ME AM!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!! ROAAR!!!! FEAR ME, I SAY!!



"Look, me may have no arms, an awful overbite, and bad bad grammer. But me am gonna take over Mushroom Land. Just watch! Must stop Mario first. Me have plan."



Mario was traveling through Mushroom Land, on a mission for the Princess, when he runs into a very self-assured and ambitious young goomba. "You better move outta the way, Goombas are takin over mushroom land bub!"

Mario barely manages a Mama Mia through his laughter. He bounds for a super leap onto this Goombas head when.....



"Not so fast, hotshot! I can blast you faster than you can twitch your shin." Added his companion "GRRaawarrraaaaarraaaaa!!" Goomba has hired some bounty hunters!! It's not quite certain where he got the money. Soom people say selling Goomba hootch.



But the bounty hunter is wrong about Mario, he moves with lightening speed, and he quickly trounces him on his rear. The furry creature is a little more trouble. He picks him up and winds up for a punch!! "It's not wise to upset a Wookie!" says the bounty hunter.



Mario finnally defeats this....Wookie... Always the philosopher, Mario remarks "Mama Mia!!"

But don't relax yet, Mario! Because that hootch brewin' Goomba is back, and he's got quite the ace up his slee...errr.....ace in his boot.



Goomba brings out Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith! "Prepare to meet your destiny!" says Vader, as he thrusts about his lightsaber in a threatening manner.

"See, better dat you jus give up now, Mario!" says Goomba.

Looks like Mario is in trouble, but he has a few tricks of his own!!



What's this that Mario has in his hand? Could it be?!



VRRRRAAAAMMMMM!!! Mario's very own Lightsaber hums to life. He is a Jedi Master too! That explains all his high jumping ability, deft fighting skills, and way with the ladies! Vader offers an alliance. "If only you knew the power of the Dark Side," growled Vader.

"Mama Mia! I'll never join you!" cries out Mario. What a guy! He never forgets his mama.

Being one of the rare Goombas who thinks many steps ahead, backup has already been prepared for just such an occasion.





It's Venom! Spiderman's arch enemy! "You are responsible for the squashing of many innocent Goombas, I'll savor slurping your brains through your eye socket!" says Venom, who then licks his eyeball as if in emphasize.

Even with his trusty Lightsaber, Mario is in quite the pickle. What could he do? Well...he also thought to call in backup!



Batman! The Dark Knight has come to the aid of Mario! The odds are surely evened up now. We are all set for one heck of a Battle Royale! ..........Actually....I don't know...Something seems missing......



Ah-ha!! A chicken...Now, let's get it one!

BOOM!
BIF!!
KA-BLOWWIE!!!

Cluck Cluck Cluck, kaaa-raaAaAck!!!



Team Mario Wins!!! (Did you ever have any doubt!)



Tune in next week when Mario faces his most gruesome threat yet. The incredible Disco Dancing Hamster! Someone pleas get Mario some earplugs!

No more.

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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additional thanks goes out to waffleimages for not working

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

sgt_goomba posted:

edit: But seriously, I haven't been a teenager since 2001. I do know lemmykoopa forums though, but I haven't been there since 2003. I have alot of enemies there, so maybe someone is trolling me. Pretty funny though.

but have you become any less of a human being

sgt_goomba posted:

bareback rodeo, I'm not going to make fun of you, but dude, why are you here? I don't mean this in a nasty way: Leave this place and never come back.Unless this is a character in which case lol.

Free market gravy, I mean this in the worse way possible: you're a fuckface and get out of helldump. As you can see, we're all very impressed at your skills in annihilating an easy target. Go take a bath with a hairdryer, or at the very least beat up a toddler and score some jailtime.

Jesse Jackson, please cue your ever so clever hidden barbs or show me some mario porn that I illustrated because I love it so much. You're internet sleuthing before made me feel so vulnerable.

sgt_goomba posted:

The thread got gassed before I could hit send. I guess it's fitting, since I'm saluting trolls and this is a thread about trolls:

I'm just standing in amazement. Sax, jozier, and all the other trolls, this was really a epic accomplishment. The original obamaramma thread generated massive viewership, enthusiasm, and donations. Pillowpants managed to gather, what, a billion dollars for the campaign through "city name". Now all of that is dead. If left to continue, who knows how much money he could have generated by November. You've caused appreciable damage to a national campaign, just by being persistent cocksuckers. My hat goes off to you.

no

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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sgt_goomba posted:

Of all the things on the internet that you guys could give me credit for, I'd just great that you found something so adorable. On the one hand, I can't wait to see what you find next while scouring the net.


On the other hand, seriously, posting pictures of people I know and hinting at looking for where I live is pretty creepy. I didn't post this information anywhere on something awful. Shouldn't that be in helldump2000 v2 or nowhere at at all. Not to backseat mod or anything.

rofl

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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The Something Awful Forums > The Community > Helldump 2000

(Mods: None)

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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sgt_goomba posted:

Right, well, in that case, since you guys are a bunch of circlejerking faggots who can't fight fair, I'm going to bow out before somebody shows up outside my window or steals my credit card information. Have fun.



aww is lil skyler upset

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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lol is it him for sure

Artist's Description
Mar 13th 2005, 12:21AM

This is my own, personalized ID for Sheezyart. Nice, huh? Oh, and the image of me as a Sailor Senshi is made by Tomonori, she told me to put it up instead of herself. I drew the happy face, the copyright symbol, and the face with the tongue sticking out.

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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Credit goes to [Tomonori] for making this. I asked for a Sailor Senshi of me. Oh, and about the stats? Well, I only wear glasses in my normal form. So...I never made this, but [Tomonori] asked me to put it up. Oh, and I'm a male, but since she doesn't know what a MALE Sailor Senshi looks like...well, let's just say that I've got gender-changing powers, all right?

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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Members Browsing...

* sgt_goomba

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sweet art

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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sgt goomba is also quite a pokemon fanatic. or at least he was before he moved on to mario. is anyone surprised


Pokémon

Ash Catches A Pokémon

9.7 Superb

Ash, Misty and Pikachu enter the Viridian Woods and can't find their way out...yet. Ironically, there aren't any bug catchers looking for a battle like in the games, heh. Anyway, Ash FINALLY captures his first Pokemon: A Caterpie. Misty chews him out because he was supposed to BATTLE it first until it got weak, THEN he can capture it. Hey, give him a break, lady! It's the first time in his life he catches his first Pokemon! Later, he catches a Pidgeotto, with Caterpie first...but Bug-Types doen't do well against Flying. Pikachu blasts that bird, and Team Rocket shows up. Caterpie beats them all with String Shot, then evolves into a Metapod, with only one move: Harden.

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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Family Guy

Blind Ambition

This one sent me cracking up, like the Chicken Man attacking Peter for revenge in Da Boom, and how Peter and his friends try to cure Quagmire's sex obssession with a ceiling fan, and images from Victoria's Secret! I just...I can't stop laughing from the part when Peter thought he walked into his bedroom when it was really Chris's!

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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sgt_goomba posted:

Oh, NOW you want to fight fair. Afraid you went a little too much overboard? Don't have anything more threatening to say to me? As for my mixed signals, I'm still here for one reason: archiving.

lol do you wanna fight fair bobby

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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http://bobbys-mansion.piczo.com/?cr=2

come visit bobby

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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bobby you have a lot of screen names but this is the ultimate catalog of sadness





My Best Friend
Journal Entry: Thu Nov 23, 2006, 5:05 PM

On November 9, I went to the Mall of America on my 18th birthday, and went to the Build-a-Bear Workshop. There was a special friend, based on Mumble, the penguin from the movie Happy Feet. I adopted the little guy, got him a voicebox that says 4 lines from the movie, and here's the birth certificate:

Date of Birth: 11/9/2006
Full Name: Mumble
Height: 16 inches
Weight: 14 ounces
Fur Color: Grey
Eye Color: Blue
Belongs to: Bobby J

* Mood: Compassion
* Listening to: Sonic R - Super Sonic Racing
* Reading: The Fourth Garfield Fat Cat 3 Pack
* Watching: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
* Playing: Nintendogs Dalmation & Friends
* Eating: Ice Breakers Dragonfruit
* Drinking: Water



you were 18 in 2006

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Mar 18, 2005

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Cat-lovers...DO NOT READ
Journal Entry: Tue Oct 3, 2006, 5:17 PM

Well...today has come and gone. My oldest cat, Beau, is over 10 human years...and he's been sick lately. Everywhere he goes, ends up bleeding. Now, today, my family brought him to the vet and they gave him a dose of euthanasia...I couldn't stop crying! It was so sad to see the first pet I ever owned now gone from my life...well, it's like they say, cats have nine lives, so he's probably being reborn as a beautiful newborn kitten, from a mother cat on a barn...I hope they give him a good home...

RIP - BEAU

* Mood: Tearful
* Playing: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
* Eating: Wendy's
* Drinking: Dr. Pepper

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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Boniface posted:

also, AS, my aim client got all hosed up, why the gently caress don't you have plat

wont be necessary

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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Mudkip's Christmas List
Journal Entry: Sun Dec 3, 2006, 5:18 PM

-2000 Wii Points Card
-Box of AA Batteries
-Bulbasaur Plush Doll
-Cars (Nintendo Wii)
-Catz (Game Boy Advance)
-Contact (Nintendo DS)
-Kirby: Squeak Squad (Nintendo DS)
-Pokémon: Eevee (DVD)
-Super Mario Bros. Super Show Vol. 2 (DVD)
-The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (Nintendo Wii)
-Wool Sweater


* Mood: Christmas Spirited
* Listening to: Diddy Kong Racing - Frosty Village
* Watching: The Powerpuff Girls
* Playing: Sonic Gems Collection
* Eating: Tootsie Roll Pop
* Drinking: Hot Cocoa (Nesquik)

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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bulbasour plush doll. motherfucker was 18

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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what happened to your aim anyway bonifac

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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http://rob-ii.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=0

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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he was 18 in 06 hes 20 now

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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oh no its someone else. some other kid who has an unhealthy obsession with mario and videogames and pokemon and is suicidal.

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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yo sgt human being

just so theres no doubt that this is you and not "some other kid"

http://lemmykoopa.netfirms.com/phpb...&highlight=6789

you have about 20 usernames and deviantart/whatever bullshit accounts to post about videogames and pokemon and dead cats

youre 20 loving years old

kill yourself immediately

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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your computer is broadcasting an ip address. at this very moment a fat guy with a pokemon plush doll may be looking at a printout of your ip address and weeping angrily

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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sgt_goomba posted:

I already stated my motivation earlier:
I haven't been here long, but long enough to see that most of you helldump 2000 elites have grown plump and complacent in your non-stop circlejerking. You're also douche bags. I saw you guys picking on an easy target, and I called you on it. Now you're pissed that I won't back down. Every minute that you keep this thread open and stay pissed at me for standing up to you is another minute of victory.

Also, I heard you can ban people here. So do it. Give in and ban the guy you can't control so you can keep your hierarchy and pick on easy targets, like a bunch of pussies. But guess what, I win.

heres a hint nobody here is pissed off at your lovely pro-obama posting or whatever

youre a 20 year old with pokemon plush dolls and a mario fanart website and that is sad enough to be hilarious

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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http://reddit.com/user/sgt_goomba/ is much finnier when you imagine him posting it between gulps of code red and powerleveling his pokemons

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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* Listening to: Sonic R - Super Sonic Racing
* Reading: The Fourth Garfield Fat Cat 3 Pack
* Watching: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
* Playing: Nintendogs Dalmation & Friends
* Eating: Ice Breakers Dragonfruit
* Drinking: Water

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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# Listening to: Diddy Kong Racing - Frosty Village
# Watching: The Powerpuff Girls
# Playing: Sonic Gems Collection
# Eating: Tootsie Roll Pop
# Drinking: Hot Cocoa (Nesquik)

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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i think you kept dreaming about loving that bespectacled ape that moderates the mario forum with you for too long and now your brain is broken so now you think youre at war or some poo poo

you are a pathetic suicidal kid who starts crying about fairness and taking down his lovely fanart sites as soon as someone links to them and now youre trying to appear tough and in control

how did you get to be that way bobby

what do your parents think of you

are they alive bobby

did your parents kill themselves

Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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haha so that deformed thing is your "girlfriend"

and shes an artist too not bad for a six year old










oh no wait

quote:

* Current Age: 25
* Favourite movie: Jurassic Park
* Favourite band or musician: Die beste Band der Welt!
* Favourite artist: Jan van Eyck
* Favourite poet or writer: Michael Crichton
* Favourite photographer: Cindy Sherman
* Favourite style or digital art: WACKY.
* Favourite game: Paper Mario, Gears of War, King's Quest VII
* Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
* Favourite cartoon character: The Thunderlizards and Eek the Cat

"25 and still drawing sexy videogame characters. what of it"

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Autism Monday
Mar 18, 2005

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http://chemicalalia.deviantart.com/...M-HERE-76240804

I just can't play the Scout. The first time I saw him, I was like Aaaahhds;lkyouuuuuu!!!!! and shook my fist at the screen. He's like the vidya gaem incarnation of my obnoxious ex-boyfriend from the army.


vidya gaem