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Lankiveil
Feb 23, 2001

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AceClown posted:

Buy a crappy old book and hollow the middle out and put an old cassette tape in there.

On the tape have the voice (use a changer program) say "NUMBERS EQUAL LETTERS" then have the voice read out strings of numbers, so "hello" would be "8,5,12,12,15,BREAK"

Then mail the book to him.

If you do this, make it sound like a numbers station. You can stimulate his mind and freak him out at the same time!

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