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AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Buy a crappy old book and hollow the middle out and put an old cassette tape in there.

On the tape have the voice (use a changer program) say "NUMBERS EQUAL LETTERS" then have the voice read out strings of numbers, so "hello" would be "8,5,12,12,15,BREAK"

Then mail the book to him.

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AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Just open the book a good few pages in then draw round the tape with a sharpie, then take a craft knife and start slicing those pages up, cutting out the squares following the sharpie mark (shouldn't take too long, you can go through quite a few pages at a time) then pop the tape in and BAM you have an awesome spy book.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Although it'd probably easier all around using a CD. If it's a large book, you could definitely do this. OR just put it in a manilla envelope.

Thought about this when I came up with it and I think theres really something oldschool and spy like about "secret data tapes", plus he can sit rewinding it easier than on CD player.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Awesome stuff Bantaras, your kid is gonna love this so much!

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

If you buy a big enough book maybe you can put the cat in the booksafe.

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AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Although it's not comedy, this really does belong in the goldmine, awesome job man.