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Apr 8, 2008 22:16
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I say 10. All right Edgar, drop a train on 'em!
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Apr 9, 2008 00:49
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The mammoth may fight dirty, but a true gentleman will undeniably triumph. We all know that the Crustacean Sensation will dispatch his foul-smelling adversary in a fashion that will make all in the audience exclaim, "good show, old chap!" Even if rage is not his style, he will surely enter combat because his opponent is an affront to all things proper and decent.
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Apr 9, 2008 02:12
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Drunken frat ogres versus a cigar-chomping space manatee? Come on. There is no debate. Oh the huge manatee!
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Apr 10, 2008 01:26
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Kboss posted:Gather ye baying crowds and witness the epic stuggle betwixt panda and ape! In other words, nice work.
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Apr 15, 2008 23:49
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Bisontrain certainly has the look of a champion. I am not disappointed.
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Apr 18, 2008 00:25
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 I think this is a prime opportunity to upgrade Bisontrain's mechanical section. Perhaps an articulated design is in order?  Better yet, we can free him from the rails by incorporating a different sort of track! Arse Porn Cage fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Apr 19, 2008 |
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Apr 19, 2008 02:32
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The Subterroranean has certainly piqued my curiosity, and The Mess was certainly an interesting opponent who could have fared much better against a less-addled opponent. Those two get my vote.
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Apr 19, 2008 06:15
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We need another team like Mechos and the Red Banana from Zoofights 1. I don't know if these two are the right ones for the job, but I'm just throwing it out there.
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Apr 22, 2008 17:48
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I would imagine that the salvaged Martian parts grafted onto Steamcrab can deflect even the Hammer of the Gods. That's assuming that Odinkarhu can even aim it right in his current condition. Once again, Steamcrab has what it takes to dispatch his opponent in the most honorable and gentlemanly fashion possible. But of course with the voting closed, I'm only guessing. Can't wait to see them duke it out!
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Apr 23, 2008 00:59
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I'm going to have to put in a vote for Iron Manatee. Once again I approve of his name. Drop Bear may be a bitter force of nature, but if we've learned anything from Zoofights, it's that subversion of nature is the rule, not the exception. Really, I just want Iron Manatee to put Drop Bear out of his misery. It'd be doing the bear a favor.
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Apr 24, 2008 23:07
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Once again the manatee triumphs! For honor! For England! 
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Apr 25, 2008 02:11
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I was originally hoping for a Bisontank, but Bisoncopter is perhaps even more awesome. There's no way that the cobbled-together spare parts can hope to compare to the Buffalo of Death.
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Apr 29, 2008 01:18
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Wax On posted:This took way too long... 
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Apr 30, 2008 02:56
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I'm going to have to go with the Great White Shitkicker because I really can't see how those two alkies stand a chance.
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May 1, 2008 22:51
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Spalding posted:If there is "enough cannon to flatten Moscow aimed directly at the site of the complex" then why don't we just have some fun instead and blow up Moscow, ok?  Nyet!
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May 4, 2008 04:58
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I speak for all of Mother Russia when I say that Rakshasahands must triumph. Not only is he more man than animal, he is not Orthodox! I have also arranged for a number of cases of the finest vodka to be brought to Mr. Swearengen's establishment. Arse Porn Cage fucked around with this message at 01:51 on May 6, 2008 |
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May 5, 2008 03:32
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The New Black posted:Despite having previously been content to be an observer, I now must enter the voting, even if the match has already been decided. Edward Tigerhands was one of my favourite contenders originally, and, tempered by the fires of the losers' bracket, has now become everything that is great about Zoofights - a monstrous behemoth augmented with powerful bionics and just a touch of the occult. Your words have circulated farther than I could have expected, as I am told that even the serfs of my mighty country agree with this. What was I thinking, cheering for a fallen priest who wasn't Orthodox?
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May 6, 2008 01:55
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Go Edward go! All of Russia stands behind you!
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May 7, 2008 22:42
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My advisors caution me about the Japanese threat, but I must still cast a vote for Krustus. The cigar port in Gravatee's space helmet is a fatal weakness. It makes me think of a knight in metal plate armor who has chosen to wear a helmet made of balsa wood.
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May 8, 2008 03:11
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Though I and my subjects cheered for Krustus, I must still applaud Gravatee. He has demonstrated both brutality and honor, a combination that any true Russian must surely admire.
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May 10, 2008 05:49
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Major Failure posted:Basically, would anyone mind if we cruised for another 24 hours and then posted the start of fight 2 tomorrow night? I only say this because I just scanned the fight pictures for tonight, and then realised I was blind drunk when I drew them and they could really use some improvement. That's the problem with working at the weekends - I tend to be disrupted by my own social life I am willing to wait for a good fight. Feel free to have a drink on me. Speaking of which, where has Swearengen disappeared to? I have not seen him recently.
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May 12, 2008 03:17
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I and my subjects expect that Bisoncraft will emerge victorious. That beast has a fighting spirit that I truly admire. The dedication of the Pinkerton men is admirable as well. Arse Porn Cage fucked around with this message at 23:09 on May 13, 2008 |
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May 13, 2008 01:33
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TheOneOutside posted:bison are prey animals to be mowed down by the dozens.  That's no ord'n'ry bison! He's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
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May 13, 2008 12:18
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I am surprised that the Mighty Bison went to such lengths to save the lives of two drunks. My advisors remain puzzled as to the source of their continued supply of alcohol, as we have not seen Swearengen as of late.
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May 15, 2008 03:19
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I eagerly await the Bison's latest incarnation. Even if he is an American at heart, his fighting spirit would make any Russian proud.
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May 17, 2008 02:29
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