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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Kaptain K posted:

That's "the most wonderful woman in the world." to whom he is engaged.

I assumed this "wonderful woman" would be the doll. I'm not daring to visit the link at work- are you telling me there's a human female consenting to marry him??

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

CommieGIR posted:

Haha.

I'm Kevin and I'm a Mac user and Realdoll Lover

There's one Switch ad I NEVER want to see.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Tidal posted:

... which would then imply that different inanimate objects would be classified into their own sexual orientations with different sub fetishists... personally I'm into oak drawers with colored stains and Victorian style embellishments.

You sick loving freak. Furniture sex should be with Craftsman-style pieces, as God intended.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Aagar posted:

The 75% cutback on food is still throwing me for a loop. If he eats four meals a day (not a stretch of the imagination), then he'll be down to one meal a day? Which won't matter, because he'll stuff himself to compensate. Maybe he just meant a 75% reduction in Funyon consumption?

A bit of careful reading solves the mystery, guys. Note, though, that this is likely to be the only thing he's written that is not bizarre, stupid, or disgusting.*

Tomatoface posted:

So, that means I may have to cut out my eating out by 75% or so




*Considering this is all in the context of "how can I afford my next fuckdoll?", it's all still hopelessly insane.