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So, in other words, I had no chance to survive make my time. (Note that I will use Zero Wing “All your base” references throughout. I had used two already, and in this paragraph. I find that the responses of the Captain, the Operator, the Mechanic and CATS appropriate when necessary.) So, my all base are belong to them from there on.

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if I still relied on the system for every thing I needed, I would be getting nowhere. I wouldn’t be able to get the medications I need, because Kat also hooked me up with the right psychiatric doctor who gave me my correct, and final label, which I am not ashamed of: I have Asperger’s Syndrome and it took about twenty years to get to that correct diagnosis that doesn’t define me as a defective body part (my brain), but as me.

Squiggly posted:

Here's his old site. http://kevinshaven.wordpress.com/

I don't know what's worse, the fact that he is engaged to what looks like an 80 year old woman, or his real doll obsession.

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I should know, I am engaged to a RealGirl.

The Goon posted:

At least his wife doesn't get jealous of his dolls, I guess.

I wonder if she joins in sometimes

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Well, I have a girlfriend, and yes, she does accept my feelings of agalmatophila, but she wants to help me not overcome it, but try to accommodate a real person along with it, so it doesn’t become a burden on myself. Kat told me if we are together, and I have a doll, it can be part of us, but she would come first.

Weezy88 posted:

CosmonautPetrov posted:

But his love for his real girlfriend is eternal

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And with her fund over (a lot) in the bank, I would see to it that her final expenses are paid for, all her bills are paid up and such, then I’ll buy myself a RealDoll in nearly the image of Kat (Faces 10 [Angela], 12 [Britney], 11 [Jenny] and maybe 14 [Rui] make perfect candidates), with Body 2, because it matches Kat’s physique.
...
But, if I get a RealDoll in nearly Kat’s image, I would never have to lose her if she departs this earth,

Totalitaryan posted:

https://wi.somethingawful.com/a5/a57894928a108d68217922f9591c561b7d838713.jpg

Caligasti posted:

Good Lord... I googled RealDoll and Body 2 and this is what came up first. See the other results if you wish...

40 OZ posted:

Where do these people get enough money to buy realistic dolls and thousands of dollars worth of computer poo poo? There is no way this guy has a job.

Nthman posted:

Even more disturbing pics of his dolls here.

http://www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/index.php?cat=10382

The Golden One posted:

don't ask me how i got to this


http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/sexdoll/

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Mouths: As far as we know, you can’t get an entire synthetic head to use as a sex toy, which is just as well, because loving a decapitated head would be creepy.

Caligasti posted:

Funny how he say's he's a "doller". More like "doll-baller".

Accelerator posted:

Dave Hockey/knightshot presents:

http://current.com/items/76797532_a_sony_moment_variation


I am sure Sony are delighted to have their products associated with a quality brand like Teddybabes.

Polpettina posted:

Anna Mae (look at the picture then say the name out loud if you don't get it)....a bad bad pun: http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewfemalegallery&gallery=annamae

GNUspeak posted:

Oh god my step dad is watching the scene in I Am Legend with the video store

I only mention since I got home, opened up this thread, and then it came back from commercial. Spooky.

GNUspeak posted:

Did you just go nuts, or actually explain the situation?

Fooley posted:

Good lord, where to begin.

Guess I'll go with the last paragraph. But I'm still confused as all hell as to what you mean. I thought they're ALL pedophiles, and when they molest someone is when they...well, get that label. I dont know...

Hockey as Bianca posted:

http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1209377175

Thank god goons have diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder and delusion....at least I have someone to keep me company LOL

modeski posted:

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Oh, and one last point...about accusations of my having mental disorders. Do you think any SANE man would ever consider doing a documentary about such a controversial subject and then shove himself right in the middle of it?

Caligasti posted:

Here we go. Some stuff about furries and plushies that perhaps Hockey could find handy...

I wish this was just some horrible joke...
http://www.tigress.com/mryia/howto/how-to.htm

Chinese Tony Danza posted:

drat it, you had to bring hentai into this. Just when I thought things could become no more revolting, that we'd finally followed the rabbit hole to the bottom, you say this! Now look what you've done!

OH GOD WHY

Soon the rabbit hole will reach straight through the Earth to China!

Caligasti posted:

What in the gently caress sort of horrific pseudo-dojinshi did that come out of?! Never mind... I don't really want to know.

Caligasti posted:

Ugh, there's likely an episode where they get turned into regular toys or mannequins or something silly like that and it gave the maniac a raging hard-on and the drive to create the monstrosity.

gently caress it all. I think I may need a break from the internet soon, too.

Polpettina posted:

http://www.dolldataroom.org/dolls/pene/pene2-c02.html How can you NOT want to gently caress one of these things?

suddenlyissoon posted:

I'm at a complete loss of words in how to explain how this guy blows Kevin away in every sense of the word "gross".

One and the Same posted:

Thanks for putting that back in perspective. Galen may be the more gross of the two, but Kevin is definitely worse.

Caligasti posted:

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Again, I point out my white knighting was in response to 'goons' calling the obviously disabled Kevin a Mutant and other derogatory terms aimed at his physical misfortune NOT what you might consider his fetish.

TigerMoJo posted:

Whats funny is half of those comments saying "WTF are those sex dolls? This is messed up" aren't even Goons but other Current users.

Caligasti posted:

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Since this is the Social Impact topic, I'll raise the politically incorrect suggestion that females (and Goons of the gender) may be objecting to doll-f-ucking because it undermines using access to their bodies as a mechanism to exercise control in relationships. Controversial enough?