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Bob Smith
Jan 5, 2006
Well Then, What Shall We Start With?

Lammy! posted:

My sentiments exactly, was worried this was going to turn into

"RED! KILL IT!"
"RED! BURN IT!"
"RED! BREAK IT!"
"RED! RAPE IT!"

The same here. It got a bit borderline with all the "chainsaw arm!" talk, but let's hope we see a lot of yellow and blue choices and save the red for when we're really hosed.

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Kharn
Feb 5, 2004

m2pt5 posted:

No, I didn't. It's hard to tell with all these stupid newbie titles in the thread. :v:

Haha my trick worked :D

This thread is awesome.

Quitcherbitchin
Aug 6, 2003

Explosive Ideas.

Thallium posted:

There will be no rape in my adventure, mister. <:mad:>

A gratuitous sex scene, perhaps?

TheSmilingJackal
Apr 30, 2007

Don't worry, it's a very heavy feather.

Thallium posted:

There will be no rape in my adventure, mister. <:mad:>

What about surprise sex? Is that okay? You know, that's how they say hello in Japan!


I wanted the yellow arm, but everyone was voting red or blue, so I went with blue because I really didn't want the red arm. Blue won, so yay!

Arse Porn Cage
Oct 9, 2003

Lammy! posted:

My sentiments exactly, was worried this was going to turn into

"RED! KILL IT!"
"RED! BURN IT!"
"RED! BREAK IT!"
"RED! RAPE IT!"
I'm glad it turned out this way as well, though this sequence of phrases makes me think of this one:

"Qualifications?"
"Rape, murder, arson and rape!"
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."

Pentheus
May 23, 2006

Thallium posted:

There will be no rape in my adventure, mister. <:mad:>

Oh.

Uh, okay. I mean, don't feel like you have to constrain yourself from, uh, a literary standpoint or anything. I think we could handle a rape scene. Maybe just a little one or something, you know, with a little animation in the, you know.

That is, if you felt like it. No pressure or anything. Just sayin', you know.

Ahm.

IroncladTomato
Oct 29, 2007

"Let me tell you the story of a henchman named Speedy..."
Crap, I missed my chance to vote for the arm that can be used both as a perfect defence tool and a decent weapon as well (did you see the size of that thing? It was the biggest, bulkiest one! She could pull up an invisible girl force shield or have the option for clobbering time!).

Oh well. The blue one looks cool at least. Maybe it'll be more useful in actual situations.

Pokemaster #421
Jul 14, 2005

For a swift one at the wrist, down on the old main drag.

IroncladTomato posted:

Crap, I missed my chance to vote for the arm that can be used both as a perfect defence tool and a decent weapon as well (did you see the size of that thing? It was the biggest, bulkiest one! She could pull up an invisible girl force shield or have the option for clobbering time!).

Oh well. The blue one looks cool at least. Maybe it'll be more useful in actual situations.

How could a mind controlling, robotic arm not be useful? We just have to make sure somebody ends up naked because of this and all will be right in the world.

Maia
Aug 15, 2003

Sweet.
The talk of rape gratuitous sex, and nudity in a story about a little girl is starting to creep me out a little.

Especially the dude begging for a rape scene. How dare you, Pentheus. How dare you.

Wind Tempest
Oct 9, 2007

I am the culmination of all that is wrong with japan.
Now I can imagine the little girl walking into a candy store using that mind controlling arm of hers to get free candy and make people give themselves wedgies.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Everyone who voted Red should consider the fact that the arm only works at close range (as in pretty much right in front of their face) whereas many weapons in modern times do not. And we are a little girl. With little girl arms. Which are shorter than not-little-girl arms, so regardless unless we have initiative, the girl's in trouble. Seriously, people.

(Yes I know at the end of my one post I said robotics may lead to machine gun arms, but I wasn't being serious, and was instead referencing some movie where some guy had a machine gun arm in virtual reality which somehow turned into a watermelon. It was a comedy. Does anyone know the name?)

EDIT: "Has been 8 weeks since last uprising." Clever touch, Thallium!

RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 00:01 on May 9, 2008

BlackIce
Nov 8, 2004

Anyone notice the papers describing the three robotic arms bear the same symbol as the one on Robot-Legs' robot legs?

emozilla
May 26, 2007
SIEG HEIL BOY I'M FROM SOUTH GERMANY
The update! I need the update!

Visual Sneeze
Mar 4, 2008

Rose City 'til I die!
Any paint around here? It would be awesome to be able to hide the functionality of our new arm, since I assume the staff around here would know what it does just by looking at its color.

Thallium
Mar 14, 2007

Nice thread. NOW WHERE IS OUR CHAINSAW ARM?

emozilla posted:

The update! I need the update!
Updates are one per day at best. I have done today's. :colbert: The next update is tomorrow, assuming I have time.

Visual Sneeze posted:

Any paint around here? It would be awesome to be able to hide the functionality of our new arm, since I assume the staff around here would know what it does just by looking at its color.
They aren't really those colours, I just tinted them that way to differentiate them for voting purposes. They are actually the same bluey-grey colour of the socket on her shoulder.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
I've been feeling that these threads are too common, but this one is pretty great. I'll reserve my opinion on the story for later, after we can see more of where it's going, but I like it so far. More importantly, the artwork is really great. I like the "colored" choices, too - somebody said it felt like a DS game, and I agree with that.

Captain Corduroy
Mar 31, 2007

We find the source of the problem, and we throw dragons at it.

Third Murderer posted:

I've been feeling that these threads are too common, but this one is pretty great. I'll reserve my opinion on the story for later, after we can see more of where it's going, but I like it so far. More importantly, the artwork is really great. I like the "colored" choices, too - somebody said it felt like a DS game, and I agree with that.

I feel like as long as the art is charming a la this thread or Dropsy, adventure threads are totally cool.

It's when they become "walk down a hall - an mspaint adventure thread" that it's disconcerting.

Go Robotgirl go :3:

Kaplar
Apr 5, 2008
Hm. The unreliability of the yellow and blue arms is a bit unnerving. The red arm might be limited in its uses but at least it's a sure thing.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Maia posted:

The talk of rape gratuitous sex, and nudity in a story about a little girl is starting to creep me out a little.

Especially the dude begging for a rape scene. How dare you, Pentheus. How dare you.

"Dear Pentheus Forum: I never believed your stories were real, until one day I was kidnapped by some deranged scientists who chopped off my legs and gave me robotic prosthetics."

Verty
Jul 27, 2007

Oh my god! The puppy orphanage!
Gah, I go to sleep and I miss two rounds of voting (and last time I missed it the thread was closed to boot :( ).

Anyway I'm glad blue won that one, I'm pretty sure there will be 'better' weapons down the track and mind control WOULD be good at this point. Hell you could mind control and syringe them... we could be going for tactical espionage here :D

Thallium
Mar 14, 2007

Nice thread. NOW WHERE IS OUR CHAINSAW ARM?
:siren: No update today :siren: because Photoshop exploded horribly in my face. However, I will post the panel I managed to complete before it went kaboom. It's pretty much self-explanatory.



Goodnight, goons. :3:

Edit: Apparently I have a custom title and it is pretty drat awesome. Whoever is responsible, please identify yourself, and I would also like a large-sized copy of that art to add to the OP.

Less Talk More Rock
May 8, 2007
Would you give it all up to live again?
Uh oh. I don't like what's happening there.

TommyFilth
Aug 25, 2000

by Ozma

Thallium posted:

Apparently I have a custom title and it is pretty drat awesome. Whoever is responsible, please identify yourself, and I would also like a large-sized copy of that art to add to the OP.

That IS pretty sweet.

inkwell
Dec 9, 2005
fuckin SWEET!

Looking forward to the update, got this thread marked!

Wind Tempest
Oct 9, 2007

I am the culmination of all that is wrong with japan.
Oh God it is taking over. Resist young child resist!

Also, congrats in your new custom title. So where is our Chainsaw arm?

Picrotoxin
Apr 3, 2008

by The Finn
Awesome thread, just caught up. Voted 5, subscribed.

Hankosha
Apr 1, 2008

SISTAS ARE DOIN' IT FOR THEMSELVES
We're going to have to go to the R&D section next, so that we can test out the new arm.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow

Hankosha posted:

We're going to have to go to the R&D section next, so that we can test out the new arm.

And get an extra rechargeable battery pack for Adam! I still feel bad about leaving him behind. :smith:

Join Us!
Mar 16, 2008

Why not?
Maybe we should stop being so risky and actually take the time to figure out what is going on. Instead of going straight on to go against the people who probably know how her arm works, maybe she should get some experience and then save everyone.

tastysoup
Jun 7, 2004

Die screaming, you pig-spawned trollop.

Less Talk More Rock posted:

Uh oh. I don't like what's happening there.

Nah, it's cool. She's just getting filled up with blue power.

IroncladTomato
Oct 29, 2007

"Let me tell you the story of a henchman named Speedy..."
I like how the expression in the first panel seems to indicate that she doesn't want to be sticking things in her shoulder-hole and knows it'll hurt, but doing it anyway is a good idea for some reason. I love the art all around, but this particular face is making the thread for me right now.

Don't worry Pigtails, it'll be alright. You're just being charged with BLUE for extra minty goodness when you control people's minds.

Larva
Dec 26, 2007

Less Talk More Rock posted:

Uh oh. I don't like what's happening there.

Be glad it's not red—I bet that would hurt like crazy.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Wow, this is by far my favorite internet adventure game yet. It seems that having clear, finite and well organized choices is what keeps it from becoming a carnival of idiocy. Other adventure game makers take note!

SublimeDelusions
Jun 19, 2005
Dentyne Fire + Dentyne Ice = End of World?

Larva posted:

Be glad it's not red—I bet that would hurt like crazy.

Also.. Red killed anything on touch.. She would have had to touch it to put it on.

TheCIASentMe
Jul 11, 2003

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
Her neck bandage disappears in the third panel.

SublimeDelusions posted:

Also.. Red killed anything on touch.. She would have had to touch it to put it on.

We already went over that, only the center of the palm is the death touch. Everything else is safe.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

The third panel reminds me of getting a plasmid for the first time in Bioshock. Except with less electricity.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

IroncladTomato posted:

I like how the expression in the first panel seems to indicate that she doesn't want to be sticking things in her shoulder-hole and knows it'll hurt, but doing it anyway is a good idea for some reason. I love the art all around, but this particular face is making the thread for me right now.

Don't worry Pigtails, it'll be alright. You're just being charged with BLUE for extra minty goodness when you control people's minds.

Thallium is one amazing artist. His facial expressions match perfectly and seem so natrual. I wonder if he does other works.

Saw A Dog Die
Feb 11, 2008

"He" did 2 equally good gems in this thread.



Hope you're up and running again, keep up the good work! :3:

Thallium
Mar 14, 2007

Nice thread. NOW WHERE IS OUR CHAINSAW ARM?
Being a small girl and not an engineer, you're not even sure how to install these things. However, there seems to be some sort of electromagnetism involved, because it suddenly snaps into place and screws itself tight. You feel a strange wave run through your body, and suddenly it's like having two arms all over again.



You have a look around, hoping to find a battery pack for Adam, but there's nothing else for you here. Let's get moving.





:siren: UNAUTHORISED EQUIPMENT TRANSFER. REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE FOR PROCESSING. :siren:



Dr. McCreepy reappears with a very large, armed robot. He explains that although he would rather not dismantle you and use your parts on more cooperative patients, you are forcing his hand.

Your options:

Red: Attack. Let's see if that new arm works on him.
Edit for clarification: If you choose red, you may also suggest what exactly you should do next. If Red wins and there is a general consensus on what to do, I'll take that route; if not, I'll pick one at random.

Yellow: Run. 'Dismantle' does not sound promising.

Blue: Surrender. Hopefully he won't rip your arm out and do God knows what else right away.

Stuff:

No options panel today, sorry. It just wasn't coming out right. Also, one corrupt file due to a power cut does not equal Photoshop being broken. :doh:

Thallium fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 10, 2008

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Stump Truck
Nov 26, 2007
Why? Yes
I knew we shouldn't have taken blue. The robot has a gun and our arm is useless against it. Our best bet here would probably be Red: attack him and try to mind-control him into disabling the robot or jumping in front of its lasers or Blue: surrender and wait till we're alone with him to mind control him into telling us what's going on.

Gonna have to go with blue here since it's probably the only one that won't obviously get her killed.