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OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

Mein Eyes! posted:

Awesome. Also echoing that Canadian Club is awful. If anyone knows of a good whisky coming out of Canada, I'll try it just to change my view of what is true in the world.

Crown Royal or Seagram's.

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RichLather
Mar 5, 2003

Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

Grue Bouncer posted:



I love the subtle "latex gloves" reference. It's so easy to skim right past it.

The Anus
Aug 4, 2007

Elbonio posted:



That is so worth going to hell for.

loving :lol:

Spakkafish
Nov 20, 2007

The Sleeper Has Awakened

Elbonio posted:



Comic Genius

OfF KiLTeR
Apr 16, 2007

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Buglord

Mein Eyes! posted:

Awesome. Also echoing that Canadian Club is awful. If anyone knows of a good whisky coming out of Canada, I'll try it just to change my view of what is true in the world.

Gibson's Rare. It's the best of the affordable Ryes. I have a bottle of Crown Royal XR, but at $250 a bottle... it's a special occaisions whiskey to say the least.

Rogue
May 11, 2002

OfF KiLTeR posted:

Gibson's Rare. It's the best of the affordable Ryes. I have a bottle of Crown Royal XR, but at $250 a bottle... it's a special occaisions whiskey to say the least.

The more affordable Crown Royal Special Reserve at $40-50 a bottle is also good and cheap enough to drink more often.

BIG DICK DADDY
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

OfF KiLTeR
Apr 16, 2007

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Buglord

stylez
Apr 27, 2008

by T. Finn

Shoot The Bear posted:

Hey man, don't diss all of Canada's liquor. In Newfoundland they make this wonderful thing called Screech. It's like drinking gasoline its so potent. They even hold ceremonies for those that are brave enough to try it, its called 'screeching'. One shot of it and I was already feeling tipsy.


Is this the one that comes in the bottle that has a story on the back talking about how it's a fine Newfie tradition to trade precious food for alcohol?

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.

OfF KiLTeR posted:



Nice -subtext-.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

metavisual posted:



Amazing

Aagar
Mar 30, 2006

E/N Gestapo
I am talking to a mod right now about getting you probated/banned/gassed

Mattimer posted:

Wisers is pretty good, but as far as I know it's only available in the west.

Wisers used to be made in Corbyville, Ont., but is now made it Belleville, Ont., so I'd say the east had it first.

It's a hell of a lot better than CC, but I still prefer Crown Royal.

OfF KiLTeR
Apr 16, 2007

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Buglord

c0ldfuse posted:

Nice -subtext-.

Now that I notice there's a spelling error at the very bottom.

gently caress everything. :effort:

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.

OfF KiLTeR posted:

Now that I notice there's a spelling error at the very bottom.

gently caress everything. :effort:
I meant it was funny.

OfF KiLTeR
Apr 16, 2007

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Buglord

c0ldfuse posted:

I meant it was funny.

Thank you, I'll try not to let it get me down.

KillerTwinkie
Sep 11, 2003
I swear it wasn't me...

Fair Hallion posted:

gently caress, John C Reilly has really let himself go.

I never really thought of him as a wino.

Canadian_GeeZus
Jul 21, 2002

P.E.I is for lovers.

pandafan posted:





That's awesome man, nice work.

the mAnge
May 6, 2007

The depths cry out, but hairloss is inevitable. And the bassist plays on.

pandafan posted:



I just cried for the first time in a while, and it was in the best way.

6of9
Jan 27, 2008
smorgasborg

Elbonio posted:



hahahahaha that is great!!!

hey what if you don't know who your dad was?

am i even allowed to be here since my photoshopping skills consist of construction paper and felt? :P

Frank Fencepost
Dec 27, 2005
STOP POSTING PICS OF SEXY MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS GUYS. SERIOUSLY:gizz::gizz::gizz:

FeedbackBsr posted:



:cry:

I love you so loving much.

tonelok
Sep 29, 2001

Hanukkah came early this year.
gently caress.

Lemonparty fits perfectly in the "Your Mom wasn't your dad's first"

:suicide:

Heinekren
Feb 24, 2004

by Fistgrrl

tonelok posted:

gently caress.

Lemonparty fits perfectly in the "Your Mom wasn't your dad's first"


I'd go with "Your Mom wasn't your Dad's Last"

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Heinekren posted:

I'd go with "Your Mom wasn't your Dad's Last"

I'm figuring out a Heinlein-based version. "Your Dad was your Mom First".

RichLather
Mar 5, 2003

Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

OfF KiLTeR posted:



Bahahahaha -- Alice Nelson out of loving nowhere.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


phoenix012345 posted:

Corn whiskey from the southern States is about as close to pure alcohol as you can get.

Nah, I've drunken 100-1/10000% pure alcohol from the chem lab. That poo poo will gently caress you up.

Closeknees
Oct 16, 2007

Splendid

metavisual posted:



I was counting down until I would see a Beetface reference in this thread :bravo:

scottch
Oct 18, 2003
"It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis."

Shoot The Bear posted:

Hey man, don't diss all of Canada's liquor. In Newfoundland they make this wonderful thing called Screech. It's like drinking gasoline its so potent. They even hold ceremonies for those that are brave enough to try it, its called 'screeching'. One shot of it and I was already feeling tipsy.

Screech is actually a Jamaican rum. Nobody who lives here really drinks it.

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING

Elbonio posted:



This is amazingly funny.

Marchegiana
Jan 31, 2006

. . . Bitch.

KillHour posted:

Nah, I've drunken 100-1/10000% pure alcohol from the chem lab. That poo poo will gently caress you up.

I can imagine, seeing how in order to get over 95% you have to add methanol, which is toxic.

TheRealBMcD
Mar 6, 2007

I don't like you very much at all

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

FeedbackBsr posted:



:cry:

:cry: I hope he doesn't have children.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Not all dads went around drinking cocktails and getting phone numbers. Some of our dads were loving badasses.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

sexy olorin
Apr 14, 2008

Workin' the corners of Azeroth.

TigerMoJo posted:



I forgot all about that one time Putin didn't look stone cold bad rear end evil. This made me laugh hard at work.

Hamshake
Jan 25, 2008

Oh man, what a burger


Well if he drank it...

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

Not all dads went around drinking cocktails and getting phone numbers. Some of our dads were loving badasses.



I want him as my dad. Great spin on this concept.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Yoozer posted:

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Thanks, I was going to ask if someone knew of a close enough font but I found something that was similar. If I get a chance I'll do mine over with that font.