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jmayo
Jun 21, 2006

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Bert Fegg
Sep 3, 2006



Anyway, off to play more GTA IV.

TigerMoJo
Mar 11, 2008

Bert Fegg posted:



Anyway, off to play more GTA IV.

Haha, that is excellent!

centax
Sep 18, 2007

Sausages

Gatekeeper posted:

Not all dads went around drinking cocktails and getting phone numbers. Some of our dads were loving badasses.



The motorcity madman never smoked angeldust pussy and guns are his only vice.

Frank Fencepost
Dec 27, 2005
STOP POSTING PICS OF SEXY MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS GUYS. SERIOUSLY:gizz::gizz::gizz:

Bert Fegg posted:



Anyway, off to play more GTA IV.

I stole this and made it a Myspace bulletin. Hope that's cool.

Semi-Normal
Oct 9, 2007

Sex is on, yeah?

pandafan
Jul 19, 2007
I spent too much time on this. :(

Rlyss
Dec 27, 2006
So I says to Mabel, I says...

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Bert Fegg posted:



Anyway, off to play more GTA IV.

Well, looks like we've found my suicide note. :waycool:

Slein
Jul 25, 2005

Semi-Normal posted:



I think you meant 'Space'. not 'Spice'. :)

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Slein posted:

I think you meant 'Space'. not 'Spice'. :)

"Your father is not dead, nor was he ever a navigator on a spice freighter."

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Slein posted:

I think you meant 'Space'. not 'Spice'. :)

Actually, he was right in putting in 'Spice' :)

From here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Episode_IV:_A_New_Hope

"In the conversation at Obi-Wan Kenobi's home between Obi-Wan and Luke, Luke expresses a belief that his father was a navigator on a spice freighter."

e;fb ;)

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

tuyop posted:



First thing I thought of when I saw the original.

I can's see that picture anymore without waiting for it to wink.

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Maverix0r
Apr 16, 2005

Legend of the West
Canada is actually the primary source of what we call Rye Whiskey. America produces Bourbon, Kentucky, Tennessee, and a little bit of Scotch-like whiskey. We produce very little straight Rye whiskey though. Crown Royal is pretty decent if you ask me, but Alberta Premium is the good stuff. Technically, if you are making a Manhattan, you need the Rye whiskey from Canada, but nowadays most people use bourbon.

overshottoast
Feb 27, 2007

You mean to tell me there's a fate worse than ingestion??

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?
Heres what I thought

The safe for work version:


and the NSW version:
:nws: Right here:nws:

The original pic I wanted to use for the NSW version was too small and free transform artifact the hell out of the it.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

centax posted:

The motorcity madman never smoked angeldust pussy and guns are his only vice.

God, I wonder who the gently caress my dad got dusted and went hunting with, then?

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

Semi-Normal posted:


That's perfect. "He's more machine now than man." Awesome.

pamplemousse
Mar 12, 2004
i wish i had tourette's!

Gatekeeper posted:

God, I wonder who the gently caress my dad got dusted and went hunting with, then?

Yul Brenner

JohnnyHildo
Jul 23, 2002

dromar
Aug 10, 2005

bandaid posted:

Oh god, I got a bottle of that last weekend, it was called Georgia Moon, and came in a mason jar. Granted it was store bought, but it still caused all sorts of troubles

Georgia Moon is gross and nothing like proper white lightning. Buy some from someone who knows a guy who knows a place where you can put some money under a rock on a stump and the next day a quart shows up. You know, the kind of stuff when first you must pour a shot and light it on fire to see whether it burns blue or clear (will kill you or won't). Then you will know true country likker. It is delicious and causes nothing but fun. No hangovers, no mixers, no loving around.

Marchegiana posted:

I can imagine, seeing how in order to get over 95% you have to add methanol, which is toxic.

Hahaha what?

Lusheeta
Jun 15, 2005
Laputian

Elbonio posted:





I'm saving this image for prosperity! XD

Herr Shitlord
May 2, 2008

I feel so much butter!
Canadian Club tastes like poo poo, but I have to admit these ads crack me up whenever I see them in magazines.

MMOs & Welfare posted:



I love you.

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?

MMOs & Welfare posted:



Oh God I'm getting terrible looks from the Chinese for laughing so hard in the computer lab.

Oh Jesus.

Look at her face..

"you think you can handle this poo poo?"

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Caligasti
May 19, 2007
Do you like apples? How about dem apples? They're forbidden. Shhhhh.

pandafan posted:

I spent too much time on this. :(


Ha! I'm thinking of printing some of those up and putting them up in Colorado City. Could be my funeral, but if not it would be a laugh I could enjoy too.

King of the Cows
Jun 1, 2007
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

JohnnyHildo posted:



Poor Dudley. Arthur Carlson should've touched the Gooch instead. That would've been sweet justice.

Boytaurs United
Jul 9, 2007

Seven League Boots

landoverbaptist
Sep 9, 2006

by Fistgrrl


:)

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

Phummus fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Jan 7, 2009

General Snyder
May 26, 2008
Thank god I don't believe in hell because I sure would go there.

Aqualung
Oct 10, 2005

Don't worry guys, Ron knows the guy who drives the crane.

jmayo posted:



This one was just awesome. Good show.

Xenomorph
Jun 13, 2001
Holy poo poo, this thread was back from MAY 2008?

Morkai
May 2, 2004

aaag babbys

Xenomorph posted:

Holy poo poo, this thread was back from MAY 2008?

Someone must have been REALLY bored. (I'm looking at you landoverbaptist.)

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Morkai posted:

Someone must have been REALLY bored. (I'm looking at you landoverbaptist.)

That's just the amount of sheer dedication he put into getting his PS just right.

Heinekren
Feb 24, 2004

by Fistgrrl
This thread is so old I could have fathered a child in the time between starting it and now.

Geico Caveman
May 6, 2007
i find this one strangely funny...

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Beaters
Jun 28, 2004

SOWING SEEDS
OF MISERY SINCE 1937
FRYING LIKE A FRITO
IN THE SKILLET
OF HADES
SINCE 1975

centax posted:

The motorcity madman never smoked angeldust pussy and guns are his only vice.

Actually he was a dope fiend back in the old days. Ever take a close listen to the first couple of Amboy Dukes records? Then he had a bad experience when dosed with acid. Hence his more recent antipathy towards drugs and palling around with narcs. Ted's been a nutjob for decades.

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DeliciousDarkness
Apr 29, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Lusheeta posted:

I'm saving this image for prosperity! XD

For posterity :eng101: ...unless you know of a secret black market for humorous photoshops alluding to incest.